One hundred thousand years ago, the immortals fought a great war, thousands of them died, the immortal path was cut off, and immortal tombs were everywhere in the immortal world.

One hundred thousand years later, the tomb-raiding lieutenant came to the fairyland with the Book of Life and Death.

……

"That's not how you rob a tomb!"

Lu Yun looked at the flustered immortals in the ancient immortal tomb and smiled slightly: "Want to learn? I will teach you."

……

Tom becomes a Tom cat, traveling through various worlds, bringing a different style to the world, and spreading glory to the cat clan!

I am a funny cartoon character, what can you do to compete with me? !

Tom: "Holy fire is shining, holy light is shining, all my cat clan, meow meow meow!"

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ps: The first volume was not written well, the second volume confirmed the style of this book, which is more relaxed and daily, and the description of Tom's abilities is also much better. If you don't like the first volume, you can skip it.

ps2: The protagonist is a cat throughout the book until the end.

Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

【No system】【Japanese light】【Romance comedy】【Tokyo daily life】

After restarting his life, Natsunosuke became the owner of a cafe bookstore in Tokyo, and by the way...

He also became the landlord of three problematic beautiful girls.

Before he had time to worry about how to save the store that was on the verge of bankruptcy, the pure and excellent student JK next door came to him.

I thought the biggest problem right now was how to keep this store alive.

But now Xia Zhijie found that the real test of his...

She's the perfect top student next door who sneaks into my room late at night...

She is a cold and aloof young lady, and only her own hand-brewed coffee can make her look satisfied...

He's a worthless voice actor with questionable professional skills, always delivering embarrassing lines with a foul, soft voice...

It's the mature and lazy working sister who lives next door, who always wants to tutor me late at night...

Life is forced into the hard mode of a love game.

My name is Natsunosuke.

I swear, at first I really just wanted to live quietly and run this bookstore.

But now, things seem to be getting a little out of control.

[Each heroine and plot are carefully prepared, slow to warm up, but sweetness is guaranteed]

[The male protagonist is a bit naive but not a coward. He has principles and strength, so feel free to watch it.]

"One must learn to face youth head-on." "To gain love, one must first acquire the ability to love." Shizusui Asama, using words she herself didn't believe a word of, helps the protagonists achieve their desires. Embarking on a path of shadow, escaping the banality of evil, and ascending to the pinnacle of supporting roles. This is a story of a solitary soul reflecting the entirety of Tokyo. Other titles: *Eiwa Academy: The Shadow of Strength*, *I Really Didn't Want to Be the Protagonist*, *Living in Tokyo, Earning a Billion Yen a Day as a Matchmaker*, *I Loaded a Romance Game, But I'm Not the Protagonist*.

After taking a Liuwei Dihuang Pill, my life is in my own hands.

That day I traveled to the movie and television industry and became a security guard in the Night of the Returning Soul.

That day, a strange eye appeared in my body, and I met Long Po from the Yin-Yang Road, the descendant of Uncle Nine from the zombie family, the First Commandment...

That day I found out that my uncle was Ada, the tiger of the serious crime squad, Aqi with a kitchen knife on his waist was my cousin, and Du-Sheng, who had special abilities, was my cousin.

There is an amusement park next to the community, called Curse Park.

The girlfriend said something was wrong with her office.

The old lady in the building next door actually secretly raised corpses.

…

Aunt Mei came to see me that day.

For example, in the American variety shows, there are A Nightmare Street, Return of the Living Dead, The Conjuring, Annabelle, The Nun, The Exorcist, Alien, Silent Hill, and The Flash...

——Wealth and honor are sought in danger.

After traveling to Tokyo in a parallel world, Lin Chun joined an evil organization.

Under the name of the "Brainwashing Department", he frantically defrauded funds while preparing to run away with the money.

But just before he was about to retire...

the evil organization finally defeated the magical girl and sent her to his "Brainwashing Department" as an experimental subject.

[Thirty-five years old, an ordinary night, on your way home, you found a beautiful woman who was being harassed by a drunkard. You found that the girl was the ace painter of your publishing house... You decide to fight for a future.]

[Mission: Save the Ace Painter]

[Reward: A lucky draw opportunity to get the skills of famous historical painters]

...

"But I'm just in high school now!"

Beiyuan issued a question.

That's it.

At this point, let's do the task first.

...

[The task is completed, and you have won the master-level speech ability by lottery]

"?"

"Which famous painter will give a speech?"

"Is righteous revenge a sin?" Fushimi Shika, possessed by the system, gave his answer: "Yes! But I will pay for all sins!" The avengers chanted his name, leaving his mark, and from then on, the world had a notorious serial killer. A father who lost his beloved daughter killed the real culprit; a husband seeking revenge for his wife committed a locked-room murder; a child who lost both parents made a desperate gamble... Fushimi Shika sheltered those who had lost everything, leaving behind his unique declaration at the scene: "This is divine punishment, and I am divine punishment"... Years later, atop a Tokyo tower, Minamoto Tamako pointed her gun at her partner. "Although I don't know how you did it, you are the one who started it all!" Thunder and lightning flashed, and torrential rain poured down. Fushimi Shika raised his hands: "How rude of you, Officer Rabbit, I am the messenger of justice."

In modern-day Tokyo, an ancient evil god has taken up "residence" inside Xia Fan’s body. Against his will, Xia Fan is forced to shoulder a divine mission: conquer the world and rebuild the cult of the dark gods.

Fraud? Intimidation? Slaughter? Human sacrifice? War?

“My lord... times have changed.”

In an era where entertainment reigns supreme, blood and violence are no longer the most efficient paths to faith and devotion. There are better methods now…

“Hello, producers. I’m a trainee evil god with 2,500 years of experience. I enjoy songwriting, composing, acting, singing, and sword dancing…”

While other gods, ghosts, and urban legends hide in the shadows, struggling to harvest scraps of faith, Xia Fan stands under a spotlight—frowning slightly at the ocean of glowsticks beneath the stage.

All he wanted was to work quietly behind the scenes as a creative producer—gain just enough popularity to keep the ancient evil god in his body stable. Helping out a few idol girls, mature diva singers, spirit-banishing shrine maidens, voice actress class reps, and starlet princesses along the way? Sure.

But when did he become the top idol in Japan?

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