"My name is Roach. I'm not a horse, nor am I a carrot. I

'm currently in pieces (literally), but since I've been put back together, I can be considered alive.

I don't have any special hobbies, nor do I have any special interpersonal relationships. By local standards, even if I'm not illiterate, I can be considered illiterate.

My main daily tasks are fishing, making soup, chopping wood, and feeding horses.

I haven't traveled around the world. You asked me what my main job is? Probably pets.

What are I good at? It seems that I'm not particularly good at anything. If I have to say, it's probably courting death.

If I have to say, I'm quite confident in my appearance because the witch praised me for being cute."

The man, with scars left by healed wounds on his face, smiled like a child as if he had just emerged from a hellish battlefield, and raised the axe in front of him.

[Host, please quickly escape the Demon Realm's City of Death, Ruithcan, and expose Night Terror Witch Kaliya's evil plot to the world.]

[Witch Kaliya is amassing a large fortune; please stop her and prevent her from using these funds for evil potion experiments.]

[Host, please thwart Night Terror Witch Kaliya's evil plan and prevent her from plunging the entire world into eternal night.]

[Evil Witch Kaliya is secretly eating your takeout; please stop her.]

Roland, a man who has transmigrated to a Western fantasy world of swords and magic, is currently living a slacker's life in the peaceful town of Ruithcan. He falls into deep thought as a system suddenly appears before his eyes.

"You're telling me this seemingly dim-witted person, who's currently stealing my takeout, is the villain who wants to destroy the world?"

Travel to a world where mysticism and steam industry coexist, cursed objects, containment bureaus, evil god fanaticism...

That year, the king was seriously ill, his successor was young and inexperienced, power fell into the hands of others, and the empire was in turmoil.

That year, the empire was in turmoil, and foreign civilizations were eyeing it covetously. That

year, the prophet predicted that the era of civilization was about to end.

That year, Ethan came to a small town on the border of the imperial capital, and began to practice fireball in order to survive in this crisis-ridden era.

A few years later, Ethan looked at the meteorite falling from the clouds and found a problem.

The elementary spells he learned seemed to be wrong.

This world seems to grant my every whim, but I realize my shallowness. A dagger plunges into Reimu's heart, blood trickling from between her fingers, dripping onto Marisa's tightly closed face. Magic and materials are no longer what they once were. I frown, letting Reimu's gaze, like mine, become empty. Reimu's intervention caused the plan to transform Marisa to fail. Enraged, I kill Reimu, earning the punishment of temporarily becoming a priestess. The story begins here. A second Touhou Project fanfic. PS: May be subversive, but overall still lighthearted. PS2: Alice is mighty and powerful. PS3: Alice is mighty and powerful. PS4: This story is purely coincidental. Any fictional elements are purely coincidental. Please do not attempt to replicate it. PS5: Absolutely accessible. Book recommendation: "Priestess Alice" by Niomiya Youmu.

"System" + "Humor" + "Wing Art" + "Splendid Article" + "Hot Blood" + "Football Article!" + "No Stallion"

"The game is described in both detail and abbreviated form, with both game and life plots. There are no emotional scenes, but there are love and action scenes. If you don't like it, you can skip it without affecting the viewing experience. The protagonist played as an attacking midfielder for a season and a half, and then switched to a winger."

He Ruiqing started his career in 2016, and joined Monaco, the biggest dark horse team of the season, to venture into the football world with the 17-year-old Mbappé, creating miracles. He then returned to Manchester City to build a dynasty. He plays in various positions on the field and has comprehensive abilities.

Messi: "What are you doing? Go up and stop him, don't let him shoot, don't let him shoot!"

Guardiola: "God of heaven and earth, I have never seen such a talented person. From now on, he will be the only one in the team who can sit at a table alone for dinner."

Dragon fans: "As long as He Ruiqing doesn't join the national team, I won't watch the national football team games!"

Coach Zhan Jun: "We must obtain live broadcast rights for all games in which He Ruiqing plays. We must!!!"

Tianmen comes to the world, the Spirit Qi revives, and strange beasts descend.

Young Wang Xianxian accidentally awakened to his vocation in life [winemaker]

In times of desperation, understand the way of wine and awaken your vocation [Wine Sword Immortal]

From then on, Wang Xianxian began the road of becoming stronger by drinking wine and getting drunk.

Many years later, the wine Sword Immortal stood on the gate of heaven.

Watch the comic Celestial Beast.

With a flick of the left hand, the immortal brew is opened.

He shook his right hand and started drinking.

Sword Immortal is carrying wine in his left hand and a sword in his right hand.

Drunk and kill Tianmen!

"The world of mortals is already crazy with a sword, but with wine one can climb up to the sky."

…

Reporter: Mr. Wang Xianxian, when faced with an enemy many times stronger than you, what kind of faith did you have in charging forward?

Wang Xianxian: I forgot.

Reporter: So how did you kill it?

Wang Xianxian: I forgot too.

Reporter: Did you say you forgot because you didn’t want to reveal too many details?

Wang Xianxian: No, I really forgot. I drank too much and lost the film...

[System] [Charismatic] [Slightly Slice of Life] [Transformation]

She transmigrated and became Itachi and Sasuke's younger sister.

With the game starting off like a disaster, Wind Chime, who only has a year and a half to live, is panicking.

"Don't worry, this system will protect you."

"Then what's the point of these worthless rewards?"

Looking at the [Celestial Talent], [Radiant Water Power], and [Fragrance of Spiritual Liquid] bestowed by the system...

I need competence, not charisma!

My name is Ling Xi, the most powerful researcher in the Tianming community, dedicated to scientific research.

One day, Rita told me that Tianming had given me a wife.

Initially, I refused, but when I heard it was Xi'er, I accepted without hesitation.

But when I returned home, I discovered that the woman waiting for me wasn't Xi'er, but a forty-year-old white-haired nun...

"Look, look what I found! It's a starving Megumin. We can hire her for a small amount of food and use her as a disposable nuclear warhead." "Oh my goodness, there's a Naruto up there. He can use the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, and his killing efficiency is a thousand times better than a Tumugou." "Oh my god, there's even a Mobius! Why don't we invest a little in exchange for her future patents?" "Great Lord! There's also a Tarua of the Reunion Movement here. This is Victoria's Crown Prince. It's time to emulate Lü Buwei." Russell, who joined the chat group, received a reminder—a cheat code that indicates where opportunities lie. However, is the opportunity indicated by his reminder wrong? After a moment's thought, Russell donned his monocle. Now, let's look at the residual value.

#I asked you to survive in the wild, but you're raising a cat while doing livestreams?#

#I thought you were here just to make up the numbers, but you're taking the entire internet by storm?#

Song Qingyou transmigrated over a dozen times for the sake of survival before she finally returned to her original world. She wanted to laze around and do nothing, but she was forced to fend for herself in the wilderness due to her unfortunate circumstances.

However, after finding a cat, her life turned out to be completely different from the rest.

Other people started the game with straight knives and lighters...

But she started with a cat.

Other people exhausted themselves from climbing trees to harvest fruits...

But she barbecued fish for her cat.

Other people worked hard to build their own shelters...

But she made a nest for her cat.

***

Everyone waited for nature to teach Song Qingyou a lesson on how to behave like a normal person, but she was going through the survival game as if she was on vacation. She went viral on the internet.

***

Song Qingyou thought her cat was just a little smarter than ordinary cats, but it turned into a human one day...

Later, Song Qingyou was photographed going out with the CEO of Jiang Group.

Song Qingyou clarified things during a livestream, "It's a coincidence. We're not dating each other."

Before she could finish her sentence, Jiang Zhihan, who had transformed into a human again, walked past the camera. That, too, went viral.

Song Qingyou quickly started to explain herself. "We're ordinary friends. We're not living together."

Just as she finished saying that, Jiang Zhihan appeared again in a bathrobe and said, "We're out of shower gel. Don't forget to buy the same one you did last time."

Song Qingyou subconsciously answered, "Okay."

People who were watching the livestream fell silent.

#You certainly aren't dating each other. You're practically married, aren't you?!"