[High IQ + Strategic Maneuvering + Human Nature Testing + Decisive Action]
[Humorous and witty, not a sycophant, not a saint, no system]
In this world, there are always some people who enjoy manipulating power, turning the world upside down, thinking they can control everything and be the only ones in power...
Two years ago, Lu Fan fell from that world into the mortal realm. In an accident, he was seduced by a beautiful female CEO, which dragged him into a dead end.
Originally intending to give up, Lu Fan had no choice but to fight back. Under his aunt's strategic planning, he made steady progress and returned to his peak.
It wasn't until that day that Lu Fan realized that his aunt...
(I'm not good at writing introductions, so please skip to the main text!)
[GL Yuri] "Don't Even Think About GL" by Beggar Who Asks for Wine [Completed + Extra Chapters] Synopsis: That night, Qiao Yan and her nemesis Zhou Xiyun ended up in the same bed, completely out of it. Afterwards, according to Qiao Yan's recollection, although they were both drunk and completely out of their minds, they definitely didn't do anything inappropriate, except… they kissed in a moment of confusion. When she woke up, Zhou Xiyun's face was extremely ugly; she wanted nothing more than to strangle her. Qiao Yan guiltily backed away, her back against the headboard, determined not to lose face, resolutely…
[Hodgepodge world view], [pseudo dnd], [fun]
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"All the spells I developed and improved are out of the exploration of truth and the pursuit of science. You should not slander a simple scholar like me."
In the first year of the Third Era, Jia Xiu, the greatest spellcaster in history, the inventor of more than 10,000 spells, and the sorcerer known as the forbidden spell maker, answered like this when facing the accusation of genocide.
"Why does the infinite healing spell make the target's whole body get cancer? Just tell me if the cancer tumor is healing infinitely!"
"The absolute protection spell blocks the air and causes suffocation? Heaven and earth are conscientious, air is very dangerous, of course it must be blocked, I have sufficient evidence to prove that anyone who breathes the air will die."
"The little boy's summoning spell destroyed the Demon King's City, and the radiation produced made it uninhabitable for 30 years. Well, this, uh... I am the extermination of the demon race, how about it! I say I am innocent, whoever agrees, whoever opposes!"
"She was originally a demon. How could she be led evil after meeting a human like me? Those critics always say some ridiculous things."
In 1798, during an interview with a reporter, Cardinal Ranchi was asked about his past with the exiled princess of the last descendant of the demon clan, as well as the recent signs of the demon clan’s recovery. He said:
"I have made too many efforts to safeguard world peace. I am convinced that under her leadership, there will be no chance of the demons returning to the country."
…
In the winter of 1802, the demons successfully restored their country.
[Based on the above materials, please identify who is the main war criminal who led to the return of the demons, and explain why it is Lan Qi. (10 points)】
——Selected from "Classic Collection of Imperial History Unified Examination Questions"
Social skills, the art of judging people...
Mo Bai woke up and found that he could check other people's composition, including the Red Stone King, the Cyber Priest, the Paradox Society war criminals, the Wal-Mart plastic bags, the Goblins...
Moreover, after these components are deepened by him, they can also be transformed into various abstract abilities:
[○God, activate: Ignore the distance and force download ○God on other people's electronic devices]
[■Child's Whip Kick: Use a Whip Kick on a target, which will definitely trip it]
[Why is your head pointy?: Gain 80% drug resistance, but your head becomes pointy]
Just when Mo Bai thought that this golden finger was just like that, he gradually began to see some outrageous elements...
[Magical Girl][Giant of Light][Magnetic Field Madman][Stand User][Great Magician][Chun Nan Harvester][World Destroyer][The Savior of the World][The Unspeakable Thing]...
It turns out that it's not him who is complicated, but this world...
Is the end of the world coming? Are you free? Can you come to the rescue?
Do we need to save a world with such a complex composition? Hakimo, you bastard...
Many years later, when the Humanity Continuation Association was compiling the biography of the Savior King Mo Bai, they interviewed the girl who had cooperated with the Savior King many times in saving the world:
"Excuse me, what do you want to say to the Savior King Mo Bai?"
Facing the recorder's questions, the girl raised her fist in humiliation in front of the camera and shouted loudly:
“Don’t check my ingredients!”
【Humor and fun】【Sand sculpture online car-hailing daily life】【Live broadcast + entertainment】
Chen Mo traveled through time and space into the body of an online car-hailing driver suffering from cancer, and drove his car desperately to save himself.
Driving and singing, I met all kinds of weird customers.
Sing "Dancing Girl's Tears" for the fallen woman;
Sing "You Are My Eyes" for the blind;
Sing "Miss Dong" for the cheating woman;
Sing "First Love" for the cuckolded man.
…
Accidentally became famous.
Female celebrities came to place orders and get in his car, location: the nearest hotel.
Excuse me,
Don't call me the successor of the king,
I'm really just a ride-hailing driver - picking up superstars after get off work!
Fanfiction: Douluo Continent
• Story style: Unconventional, lighthearted and humorous, dark and cunning
• Main character elements: System-based, Transmigrator, Multiple female leads, Intelligent.
• Worldview Setting: Hegemony, Technological Advancement, and Enlightenment
I woke up to find myself as Huo Yuhao from Douluo Continent 2, a character with a tragic start, and inhabited by Tianmeng and Elder Yi. Faced with Bei Bei and Tang Ya's enthusiastic invitation to join the Tang Sect, I, familiar with the original story, immediately refused—what a joke! Who wants to be the son-in-law of a scheming, unjustly plotted against for millennia?
[Ding! Refuse fate's arrangement! The Multiverse Sign-in System is activated! Newbie quest: Sign in at Shrek Academy!]
From then on, the tone completely shifted. Shrek Academy wanted to use the title of "core disciple" to bind me? I'll just pull out the "Flawless Meditation Technique" rewarded by the system, its efficiency will crush your Xuan Tian Gong! Knowing that the inspection team is going to suffer, I'll simply switch to spectator mode, focusing on "respecting the fate of others."
I infiltrated the Body Sect, using modern thinking to subdue a group of brutes and rise to become its leader; I took control of the Holy Spirit Cult, treating evil soul masters as mere laborers. When the God King Tang San cast his gaze upon me, I had already integrated the two major forces, my military might pointing directly at the continent.
Tang San, it's time to change the chess player on this continent. Your Shrek Academy is too hypocritical; your theocracy needs to be overthrown! And I, President Huo, will establish a new order in this world, and incidentally, save those heartbroken beauties—only children make choices, I want them all!
Jiang Chen, who unexpectedly transmigrated to a different world, began completing system tasks to return to his home planet, Blue Star, and reunite with his family as soon as possible.
System: "Host, please find the nine Daughters of Destiny from different worlds, help them ascend to the pinnacle of their planes, and you can claim your reward to return to Blue Star."
Jiang Chen: "Finally, the ninth life! My good apprentice, for your master's sake, please strive to become stronger!"
Nan Xinyue: "Master, they're laughing at your disciple, calling me trash."
Jiang Chen: "My disciple, Nan Xinyue, possesses the potential of a Great Emperor. Your master will help you awaken your Sacred Body right now!"
Nan Xinyue: "Master, this plane's Heavenly Dao won't allow your disciple to prove her dao and ascend to godhood."
Jiang Chen: "Then your master will slay the Heavenly Dao for you."
Nan Xinyue: "Master, you're actually this strong? Why didn't you tell your disciple?"
Jiang Chen sighed, looking up at the sky.
Jiang Chen: "Can anyone understand this feeling, my family? I just wanted to help my good apprentice reach the pinnacle of her plane, and accidentally, I became invincible!"
[Cute baby + wealthy family + variety show + metaphysics + live broadcast + sweet pet] Yun Xi, the elder sister of Xuanmen, suddenly became the short-lived mother of the villain's son. The son has been motherless since childhood, and he has to become the stepping stone of the male protagonist's control group. Not only did he die early, but even his heart belongs to the male protagonist? The protagonist's halo is so awesome, then I will destroy it!
The original owner was a fake daughter of a rich family who was in love. Sorry, I have grown a brain. The real daughter returned and kicked her and her son out? Tsk, I won't go back even if you beg me.
Is it possible that you have no money and have to sleep on the street? Wouldn’t it be better to go back to your old job of fortune-telling for people live?
Netizen 1: Anchor, please help me calculate, why did I dream about an old man chasing me, beating me and snatching my phone?
Yunxi: Your deceased grandfather was defrauded by someone, and he doesn’t have enough living expenses, so he asked you to buy him a new phone so that he can download anti-fraud apps and protect the safety of his property.
Netizen 2: Anchor, I dreamed that my great-grandfather and great-grandmother opened the coffin lid and cursed at me. Why is that?
Yunxi: It’s like this. They remind you to bring your aunt’s son back because he is your biological son. You should also pay attention to your husband. He plans to take your parents hiking, and when you are sad, he will take you to see the sea and go diving.
Netizen 3: Anchor, help me, our dormitory is full of ghosts, they have two heads, colorful and can be twisted into a doughnut.
Yun Xi: Don’t worry, it’s just mushroom poisoning. I’ve already beaten you to level 20.
As she was calculating, the domineering father of the villain's son came to her house and blocked her in a corner. "You stole my cub, do you want to take me down too? I will never resist."
[Daily Relaxation]➕[Single Female Lead]➕[No System]➕[No Rebirth]➕[Sweet Story]
Luo Ye had a crush on a girl for three years in high school, and even got admitted to the same university as the girl. The two agreed to be together if they were admitted to the same university, but the girl actually changed her mind.
In grief, Luo Ye turned into a love novel writer. Unexpectedly, before the university started, the novel he wrote topped the platform charts and he became famous...
After entering university, Luo Yeyuan thought he would never fall in love again, but he met a cold and arrogant senior schoolmate by chance.
Luo Ye decided to secretly date his senior and then surprise everyone.
When he and the cold senior appeared in school hand in hand, the whole school was shocked.
There is a man next to the cold and aloof school beauty Su Baizhou?
At this time, the girl who had been secretly in love with Luo Ye for three years found that she already had him in her heart, so she started pursuing Luo Ye again.
"Sorry, junior brother is already mine." Su Baizhou said forcefully.
……
"What happened next? Mr. Luo Ye, how did you and the famous cartoonist Su Baizhou fall in love?"
Hearing this, Luo Ye touched his head, looked at the beautiful figure, and laughed softly: "She secretly adapted my book into a comic..."