[Invincible + Villain + Special Curse Spirit Cook + No System + Slow to Warm Up] My name is Hannibal, usually everyone calls me Uncle Hannibal. During the day I am an ordinary uncle next door, but at night I am an elegant gourmet. My favorite thing is to find the right ingredients. Gojo Satoru: I used to think he was just a normal person, until he pinched my neck and punched through a mountain. Sukuna: I'm sorry, I couldn't satisfy you. You know more about curses than me. Fushiguro Shiji: What Tianyu Tyrant? These are nicknames given by acquaintances. You can just call me Xiao Shiji. Geto Suguru: I heard that you don't have any children. I want to take care of you in your old age, godfather. Itadori: Uncle Hannibal, your cooking skills are really great. Excuse me, are these barbecues pork? Hannibal, who was dealing with a real corpse in the kitchen, wiped the blood off his hands, gently raised his glasses, and said gently: "Eat more if you like. This is the ingredient I found with great difficulty."

The e-sports lark, keyboard pianist and gaming tycoon Ling Jian was just going out to buy a meal when she was hit by a car and thrown into the world of curse.

After experiencing a lot of bad luck, he became the first student of 20-year-old Gojo Satoru.

Oh my goodness! So my form of cursed power is just playing games? I was forced to become the only special-level one who can open unlimited fields...

While being tortured by the system tasks, the heroine holding the script of Curse Return changes the tragic direction of the entire Curse Return while cursing others.

Ling Jian: "I'm fucking you! He's fucking you! Are you looking for death?!"

Curse the spirits—curse the spirits! Curse the curses—curse the curses! Boss the boss—curse the boss! No matter what brain flower or Sukuna you are, I’ve never lost in a verbal battle.

Geto Suguru: "So fierce! Why have I never seen you scold Gojo Satoru before?!" (Eyes widened)

Gojo Satoru: "Teacher, I'll give you a little flower~" (with a beaming smile)

[ps: The heroine is very strong, as can be seen from the setting of opening a field at will. See the details in the article]

Transported into the world of magic, a spirit knocks on his door and Xia Liu is a bit panicked!

Fortunately, I've awakened the Life Choice System!

_**【 Choice 1: Deeply lock eyes with Gojou Satoru for ten seconds. Reward: Mangekyo Sharingan! 】**_

_**【 Choice 2: There are many eyes on the corpse, randomly poke two of them blind. Reward: Domain.Black Flash Octagonal Cage! 】**_

[Choice 3: Let Mingming Plate's twin tails and deepen the conversation~ Reward: Tsukuyomi!]

In the incident in Shibuya, Xia Liu went mad! Earth Explosion Heavenly Star, Infinite Tsukuyomi, and Sukuna Hou who can push everything aside...

Demon: "Who is the villain here?!"

Tiger Stick: "I thought that Gojou Satoru-sensei was invincible, but Xia Liu is even more ferocious than him!"

Lupin: "Xia Yao, is there a second Class 5 Magical Artifact? I want to arrange one for Xia Liu."

Sukuna: "Sorry... Lord Xia Liu, I couldn't make you happy..."

Cursed Spirit: "Hurry up! The old and the young first!"

Sukuna is very strong? He obeys after eating a few illusions? How many eyes are there in this world that he won't be deceived by illusions?

What? Lu Ziyun, who was the strongest four hundred years ago, doesn't submit? Then shut him up in seclusion!

Bujutsu Gekaiha? No, no, no, it's Bujutsu Kekaiha!

The kaleidoscope of life? 2.5 Gojou Satoru? Gundam Gojou Satoru? All will cease to exist!

[Domain: Black Flash Octagonal Cage] Three Fists Shattered the King of Curse World's Dream!

[Joyful and heartwarming + Happy Ending + Sweet Reversal + Friendship Subplot - Super sweet and easy to ship]

After losing his memory, "it" became the villain Sukuna, and thus Jujutsu Kaisen became a healing anime!

[Fan fiction about the anime "Jujutsu Kaisen" - even those unfamiliar with the original work can enjoy it]

(The warning is at the end~)

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Copywriting:

Having lost its memory, it assumes the identity of the villainous boss Su Nuo and begins to try to play the role of the imagined King of Curses.

Breaking curses, saving teammates, cooking—doing the most loving things with the most terrifying identity!

Shunping, Fukuro, Nanami, Gojo, Natsuyu Jie... all the friends who were originally going to disappear or were already gone have been rescued!

A different Sukuna begins a different kind of joyful daily life~

...

Itadori: Did you know that the amnesiac version of Sukuna is a really nice person!

Gojo: This Sukuna is really... completely different from the records~ (Quickly turns back to school!)

Everyone else: Help! This Nuonuozi is so adorable!!

Su Nuo: Hmm! Today is another day to do my best as the King of Curses!

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Lightning protection:

1. Regarding the lack of a romantic pairing: There is no romance in the main story, but there are some scenes where you can ship couples (although they are fictional). The interactions between all the characters are incredibly heartwarming and sweet (no romantic pairing = you can ship any couple you want).

2. The main character is not Shinjuku Nagato; Shinjuku Nagato appears later in the story (in the Millennium Arc).

3. Maki will occasionally be the author's voice double, and there will be out-of-character moments during these times (apologies to Maki-nee).

4. Su Hu is not related to Su Hu in this book (the relationship was only revealed in the original work after the plot was completed).

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I was so badly hurt by the original story that I wanted to write a fun and adorable Nuo Nuo character from the living world~

[Female lead + top-tier combat power + no romantic pairing + Chinese character]

Having unexpectedly arrived in the world of Jujutsu Kaisen, Shen Yundu exclaimed: "Good heavens, what kind of chaos is this?!"

Transmigrated into the body of the young lady of a sorcerer family, I'm constantly fighting tooth and nail to inherit the family business while wielding a sword and wreaking havoc in the sorcerer world... What? This brat is Gojo Satoru?! How many years will it take me to even get into the main storyline?!

With the belief that changing the world of sorcery must start from childhood, Shen Yundu resolutely decided to become a teacher at a higher vocational college.

What?! You want my students to fight level one curse spirits?! Exploiting minors is illegal! I'll start raising awareness about the law in the world of curse magic!

What? You're saying my teaching has problems? With a double master's degree from the University of Tokyo, from the basics of sorcery to mathematics and physics, who can be more professional than me? I also provide professional psychological counseling, so I'll straighten this sapling before it grows crooked!

After more than a decade of hard work, rising from a college teacher to the head of academic affairs (a specially created position), I've finally arrived at the main storyline. And now, Su Nuo wants to beat up my students again?! I'll show you what a teacher's conviction truly means!!

(Holding a long sword in his hand) Shen Yundu: So you're called Su Nuo, huh?

What's it like to play alongside the strongest players of your generation?

The character for "moon viewing" can be represented by one word: patience.

The other person lacks social boundaries. Endure it.

The other party is always playing pranks. Endure it.

The other person always mocks you for being too weak. Endure it.

other side……

Finally, one day, Tsukimi became a top-level sorcerer and excitedly went to find the other party to take revenge, only to find that the other party had been cut in the kidneys and was lying in a pool of blood, barely alive.

His pale blue eyes were wide open, lifeless, and his snow-white hair and handsome face were stained with specks of blood.

It is so fragile, and so... beautiful.

She changed her mind; beating someone to a pulp would be a waste of her good looks, so she decided to take her home instead.

White Moonlight Script: Top Streamer Project in the Curse Realm

One-sided love from everyone

Reincarnated as a baby, bound to a dual system of "white moonlight" and forum, and childhood friends with Gojo Satoru.

The main character is cunning! (￣▽￣～)~

To become the most popular, I'll become a master of acting, turning the entire world of curses into stepping stones—after all, a heartthrob doesn't need sincerity.

[Two male leads, raising children, saving the world, behind the scenes]

In the third year after Xia Youjie's defection, a child fell out of a spatial rift.

The child has a face that looks remarkably like Gojo Satoru, but with a pair of purple eyes that resemble his, he sweetly calls him "Mommy."

He thought it was a cruel joke played by fate, or a new provocation from his best friend.

Until the child casually wiped away the level one curse spirit, unconsciously purifying the deep-seated ailment of his soul, and muttered "bad brain flower" and "King of Curses" in his sleep...

Xia Youjie then realized that what he had picked up wasn't trouble, but a savior who could potentially overturn the entire world.

There are original characters; Itadori and his friends enrolled early.

[A sweet 1v1 romance + male lead Gojo Satoru + magic techniques from the game Honor of Kings]

Question: When someone questions you for being rated as a top-tier sorcerer despite having low spell power, how would you explain it?

Answer: Being bad at the game relies entirely on equipment; I'm a noble equipment enthusiast!

There are two major slang terms in vocational colleges: the rice ball language of "dog-rolled thorn" and the equipment terminology of "half-moon rabbit".

If she says, "I'll buy some shoes first," and you notice that her shoes are gleaming with gold, it means she's a professional at escaping.

If she says, "I'm all dressed up, get out of my way," it means she's about to start showing off.

If she says, "She has chosen Taiyi Zhenren to open the domain," then congratulations, you, as her teammate, have gained a second life.

If someone shouts, "She dropped a legendary sword, the Life-Saving Blade," it means that the Moon Rabbit has gone mad and is stealing my base.

【Eating Guide】

1. This article was written out of love and the author is easily offended; it's purely fictional and should not be taken too seriously.

2. I'm a hopeless procrastinator, so updates will be irregular.

3.1V1, slice-of-life happy ending, male lead is 5t5, OOC warning.

4. Contains a lot of King of Glory slang and references other anime. If you really don't understand it, please don't give it a bad review, it will make you sad.

My name is Ling Mu, and I am the last magician in this world. My daily routine: growing vegetables in the mountains, researching magic, and incidentally killing passing high-level cursed spirits as if they were wild monsters.

Until one day, I failed to fly away on my staff and ended up crashing into a murder scene in the world of sorcery.

Faced with the horrific scene of one dead and two injured, and the maniacal killer, I said, "Excuse me, wrong place, please continue."

To my surprise, the black-haired, fox-eyed young man grabbed my skirt tightly.

Later, more and more people accidentally picked them up:

That little fox named Xia Youjie became my exclusive pet.

His white cat friend always wanted me to pick him up too.

The sea urchin-headed kid I rescued on a whim obediently calls me "sister".

Even the cursed king "Little White" that I raised a thousand years ago has been taken back into my hands.

I looked at the room full of "problem children" and fell into deep thought.

I'm just a witch who wants to retire, how did I become the strongest collector in the world of sorcery?

[Reading Guide]

The witch is ridiculously strong, and her art style is unique.

Large-scale otome-oriented shonen battleground

Healing and funny