"Holy shit..."

Luo Yu was dumbfounded. He hadn't even finished his master's thesis yet, and now he had been transported to the first year of the Zhenguan era?

What should I do? Being a soldier is too tough, doing business is too tiring, and being an official is too dangerous.

Li Shimin was furious: You brat, you won't do this or that, what exactly do you want to do?

Luo Yu: Your Majesty, I wonder if Princess Chang Le, Princess Xiang Cheng, Princess Changshan, Princess Runan, Princess Yuzhang, Princess Baling... are married?

Li Shimin: You're a professional flowerpot carrier, aren't you?

[Alternative History][Single Female Protagonist][Funny][Dual Systems][Dual Transmigration][Early stage development, later stage south to capture the dragon] Jiang Jinshi: "I was hit by a car and plunged into the riverbed, transported to a dynasty ravaged by drought and famine, internal and external war. I have a sick mother, a young sister, and a naive, cheap wife. Luckily, I still have a bandit system, but I'm a bit short on silver due to my large number of subordinates." Li Xinyue: "My brakes failed, knocking me down the riverbed, and I was transported to the body of a peasant girl whose parents had both died. My uncle's family sold me cheaply to a 'weak' scholar as a wife. Luckily, I have a shopping mall system. Unfortunately, no matter how much silver I have, I dare not spend it, for fear of being targeted by criminals." By chance, Jiang Jinshi saw a chef's instant noodles in her hand... Li Xinyue heard the notorious bandit call him "Big Boss"... After the two recognized each other, Jiang Jinshi said: "Conscription! Rice every meal, eat one bowl and throw it away! We have plenty of money now." Li Xinyue: "Build a factory! The biggest thief in the entire Dagan Dynasty is my husband. Who dares to covet the silver in my pocket?" ... The bandits: "The boss is so good to us. I'm afraid we are unable to repay him!" Dacongming: "That's easy. You go and put this yellow robe on the boss." Idea King: "I have an idea! Go south to capture the dragon!" The bandits: "Will the boss agree?" Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Child: "The boss said that robbery does not need to be reported. You can rob the city, but not the palace?" The bandits looked at each other and shouted in unison. "Let's do this!" Protagonist: Jiang Jinshi

(This is not an invincible system story. Look at the title of the work. If you have a mysophobia, don't read it.)

Good news, Bai Chu has traveled through time.

Bad news, he's not human anymore.

The worse news is that he is almost dead.

Two bitch angels armed with celestial psychic weapons

He was approaching him with his knife sharpened.

The only chance to survive is to follow the system's instructions.

Eat it. It looks like poop and smells like poop.

It's simply a giant evil spirit that has transformed from poop into a spirit...

Eat... or not eat...

To be or not to be...

this……

It’s a difficult problem…

After time-traveling, Jiang Lin plunged into a rural village in Northeast China during a turbulent era, becoming a sent-down youth.

While others suffered hardships, he became a respected and capable person in the village because of his cheat code. He started hunting in the mountains and catching fish in the water, enjoying this rare life experience.

With various colorful flowers accompanying him, he was unsure of which to choose.

After opening up, it took off rapidly, making them winners in life.

(I'm too short to give a brief introduction, please skip to the main text.)

Upon waking, Shinji has become the aloof and ruthless trainer of the Sinnoh region. Gazing in the mirror at the familiar face, he instantly recalls the regrets of his former owner abandoning Infernape and narrowly losing in the league tournament. The [Pokemon Training Navigation System] suddenly activates, revealing a panel of Pokémon potential—it turns out his nearby Magnemite holds untapped potential!

"Find the injured Infernape within three days, or it will be captured by Ash and become your future rival." A system warning sounded, and Shinji immediately set out. Faced with the little creature besieged by Beedrills, he cast aside his former owner's indifference and directed Magneto's precise discharges to repel the enemy. Seeing the "Hidden Potential: Flash + Mega Evolution" prompt on the control panel, he fed the potion, and the moment it was given, it was destined to change the fate of the Pokémon.

Armed with a potential visualization and a dedicated training plan, Shinji retains his aloofness, yet becomes more protective and precise. He captures a high-potential electric monster ahead of time, customizing a "Speed ​​+ Attack" enhancement plan that surpasses the original. He stumbles upon an injured Togepi and promptly treats him, solidifying his character's inner compassion. He challenges the Steel City Gym, crushing East Steel in 10 minutes, leaving the gym owner astonished at how effective Shinji's training is.

[Naruto + Relaxed + Single Female Lead (Hinata) + Funny]

One day, when a handsome young man in the 21st century was playing the 3A masterpiece Naruto, a mechanical sound suddenly came into his mind.

[It is detected that the host has played Skeleton 9999 times and Purple Dog 9999 times. In view of the host's love for Sasuke, then go to Naruto and be Sasuke! ]

After the reminder, the handsome guy suddenly died in a classic way. When he woke up again, he was in Uchiha Mikoto's arms and became a baby.

Well, let’s make the best of it.

[Read the previous notice, the author is not disrespecting the official pairing, it's just that this is a time travel, and the author likes Hinata more, and feels that he is more like Sasuke_(:з」∠)_, so please don't blame me if you like the official pairing]

I traveled through time and space and became Murong Fu?! He pretended to restore the country all day long, but he was actually slacking off. He had a house, fields, beauties, and horses, and he lived a happy life. Unexpectedly, he was suddenly bound to the system of having many children and many blessings. ...... Duan Yu: I always feel that I live in the shadow of Master Murong... Xu Zhu: Amitabha, Master Murong is kind-hearted and cares about the people. I admire him. Qiao Feng: I, Xiao, am so lucky to be on par with such a hero! ...... Many years later, I looked back and found that I had already reached the other side. I slept on the lap of a beauty when I was drunk, and I took control of the world when I was awake. Huh? What's going on? I didn't want to restore the country at first, I just wanted to eat melons?! ......

(Because this is Marvel, Homelander can't make waves here, so the protagonist will be a little timid in the early stage, but basically not after chapter 38.)

On the streets where Abomination and the Hulk were rampant, a superhuman wearing the American Stars and Stripes slowly descended, saving many people like a god sent from the sky.

Post-event interview with reporters: What makes you a hero?

But John looked at the camera affectionately and said: Hero? No, I am not a hero, but my friend, you are the real hero.

(Semi-invincible)

(I didn’t write invincible, but I am invincible most of the time)

Dark, Cruel, Homelander, Chaotic

In Gensokyo, there is a Jujutsu Kaisen system, and all the abilities in Jujutsu Kaisen are available.

Just when Xiangbei thought he could punch the Red Devil Kindergarten, kick the Forever Nursing Home, and live a carefree and peaceful life, he found that something was wrong with the Gensokyo he traveled to.

Why did Alice have another daughter, and she was called Aika?

Why can Rumia become big, and Reimu has an adoptive mother who calls her grandma?

Why is there a girl named Yakumo Kurenai in the hidden historical traces of Gensokyo?

It's far more than that. The deeper Xiangbei goes, the further he finds himself from a peaceful life...

And, isn't this stitched fan fiction Gensokyo a bit too much? !

(Doujin flow, third-creation or even fourth-creation works that stitch together a large number of fan fictions, will have plots of similar worlds.)

(Doujin works that have been stitched together include Gensokyo Players, Gensokyo's Little Gods, Touhou Young Reimu and Reimu)

(It is expected that the more well-known Touhou fan works such as Renren's Bizarre Adventure and Touhou Alien Village will be stitched together)

(If you have to say, Gensokyo Players actually accounts for a larger proportion)

Do you want to become an immortal? Do you want to travel to the heavens and the earth? Do you want to live forever? Have you ever dreamed of a life like in the movies? Do you want to become a superhero? Do you want to rule a world and be surrounded by goddesses? Dream-fulfilling hotline: 18829574. This is a flyer Xia Yu saw in the elevator.