In the bustling tavern, a bard sang the legend of a dragon-slaying hero by the fire, while several adventurers gathered together to play monster cards. Mali finished the remaining capsule coffee in his thermos and said to the half-elf girl beside him, "Let's go, it's time to go," the kind waitress warned. "But there's a group of vicious snake-men bandits lurking on the road ahead. Why don't you wait a little longer? The Baron is already recruiting mercenaries." "No problem, we'll drive."

Chu Tian, ​​the continent's youngest sage, was unexpectedly transported to a barbaric era 30,000 years ago. This was a time of abundance, with magical herbs and herbs abounding in the mountains, rare crystals and minerals everywhere, relics and treasures proliferating, and rare and exotic animals everywhere! It was also a time of poverty, with poor communications and transportation, crude techniques and backward technology, prosperous towns devoid of lights, and an ancient nation and a people ignorant. Yuan-force lights, Yuan-force telephones, Yuan-force cannons, Yuan-force computers, artificial intelligence, the spiritual power internet... the crystallization of 30,000 years of knowledge allowed him to recreate the glory and miracles of later generations. From then on, he soared freely across the barbaric land, sweeping across the world, traversing the eight wastelands and ten realms, aiming for the pinnacle of power! [New Book Group Just Launched, Plenty of Space Available 125666571] [Official Account: bzyz1234 or search for "Ban Zui Youzi" on Sina Weibo: "Ban Zui Youzi"]

In the year 1838 of the First Emperor's calendar, the Tianyuan War ended. A man, having just traveled through time and space and been forced to fight for six years, cast aside his great sword and, with a broken heart and a sense of loss, staggered away from the devastated battlefield, wanting to see this strange and mysterious world. Our story begins two years after he regained his freedom. However, he discovered that things were not so simple. Those six years of iron and fire had already entangled him with the fate of this new world: the reforming Han Dynasty, the covetous Western powers, the warriors wielding imperial weapons, and the mechanical guns of [His Highness the Scholar]

Tired of the urban feasting life.

Su Yu quit his job and returned to the countryside.

Bind the country live broadcast system.

Live the leisurely life in the country every day.

Plant flowers, walk dogs, and raise a big white snake.

Happy life.

But gradually, the audience in the live broadcast room realized that the anchor was unusual.

Fight the tiger with your bare hands.

Pull down the lightning and strike the wood.

Even the live broadcast turned over a bunch of robbers with a fire show.

The audience in the live broadcast room: “Anchor, to be honest, are you cultivating immortals behind our back?”

Su Yu: “How is it possible? How can the illusory things like Xiuxian really exist? Everyone must believe in science!”

Audience: “Then please explain, what happened to your rhubarb and Xiaobai?”

Su Yu looked back and found that the big yellow dog raised at home didn’t know when he had learned the art of flying into the sky, and he was riding the clouds in the yard.

As for the white snake, it has already begun to lose its skin and grow its dragon horns and limbs.

Su Yu: “Ah, trust me, I can definitely explain it with scientific methods!”

Audience: “Don’t explain, let’s take a look at the thunderclouds above your head. Du Jie simply said Du Jie, what kind of leather said it is a thunderstorm? The lightning of your thunderstorm is golden?”

Su Yu was embarrassed, but you didn’t expect it to be discovered by you.

Now that it was seen through, Su Yu didn’t pretend either.

Yes, I am a cultivator and I have a showdown!

Then, Su Yu, in front of the people all over the world, broke the thunder and ascended in daylight!

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Original title: After getting drunk, I accidentally flirted with my best friend's uncle

[Su Lie + Sweet Pet + Professor + Seven Years Age Difference + Campus + Redemption]

[Su Liao's dark uncle X the clever and eccentric girl]

Jiang Luo is a complete hand control. In order to take a hand photo, she chatted up a handsome guy, but later found out that the other party was actually her best friend's uncle!

Jiang Luo stood straight with a well-behaved posture: "Hello, uncle."

…

Many years later, rumors suddenly spread at Nanjing University that Professor Fu, the most popular figure in the Department of Biology, had gotten married.

Colleague: "Professor Fu, these rumors are groundless, don't believe them..."

"Let me clarify, this is not a rumor," Fu Jixing added calmly, "I am indeed married."

!!!

When Jiang Luo and Fu Jixing got married, she was in her senior year.

On the way back after getting the certificate, the man, holding a small notebook in his hand, reminded me gently: "You have called me uncle for so many years, isn't it time to change your address?"

"W-What's your name?"

"For example..." The man's kiss fell on her lips——

"husband."

I have all the talents.

Good-looking and charming;

Be filial to elders and treat others sincerely;

He is extremely intelligent, hard-working, well-read, and talented.

He has an unshakable great spirit and extremely strong personal charm.

He should have had a glorious life, but why didn't he?

The sun shines through the shade of the trees, and the witch smiles as beautifully as a flower.

Wang Rui, who starred in "The Empress Subdues the Tiger," transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West. His supernatural power is [Wind], formless and shapeless, manifesting through all things. Supernatural powers, merit, vows… what can compare to destiny? Am I the one favored by destiny? Gods have peach trees, immortals have elixirs of immortality, eating and drinking to achieve eternal life; monks know the law of reincarnation, Taoists cultivate natural arts, meditating and practicing to prolong life; they can achieve immortality but not eternal life. The Five Immortals, gods, humans, and ghosts, are all subject to the Three Calamities. A great calamity befalls the world, a cycle of 129,600 years. Laozi transforms into Bodhi, initiating the journey to the West; the Jade Emperor secretly plots to seize the Three Pure Ones' fortune; Buddha secretly replaces the monkey, Guanyin quietly cultivates her manifestation, the Zhenyuan Tree collapses and cannot be propped up, and Lingbao and Yuanshi observe silently. A nearsighted, directionally challenged little tiger, busy on the journey to the West to survive. Master Sun makes friends, Master Tang joins his companions, and so on…

The 60 years of Konoha hidden village was the beginning of Hokage, and a major event changed the history of Konoha’s chronicle.

Tai Tu: What’s the matter, the whole world knows that I like Lin? And why do you talk about fighting four wars, getting ten tails, and how could I be tricked into doing MLM by Madara? ! I did it voluntarily.

Madara: I also want to know who made Ninja World see me and said, “Shall I say something to you?!”

Between the pillars: How could I be Uchiha Madara trap? And listen to me explain that I have nothing to do with Madara? !

Jue: What’s the matter? All Ninja world knows that I am a filial son of a thousand years?

Sasuke: Shame! I actually showed my childhood to the whole world of Ninja, and how could I babble with the bastard Naruto. Is this impossible? !

Jiraiya: How could I like Dashewan? I just starved to death and jumped from the Hukage Rock…

Suddenly Jilai saw Aunt Snake too.

Jiraiya: “…”

I also saw the female bodies and artificial beauties that Aunt Snake could change at any time.

“Hey, you are so accurate!” (Jilai also has a nosebleed)

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Before Min Dai married into the palace, the fourth master held on to his money bag tightly, as he was a miser!

After Min Dai married into the palace, the fourth master touched his empty money bag and asked his wife if she could leave some for him?

A scheming woman wants to marry into the palace?

Min Dai: Come on, come on, I don’t mind spending all his salary on your dowry!

The unscrupulous prince sent a beautiful singer! Min Dai: This look is worth a lot of money, sell it!

The maids in the backyard...

Fu Jin, I will comb your favorite bun!

Fu Jin, I will make your favorite snacks!

Fu Jin, are your shoulders sore? I can pinch them!

We will serve you! Please don’t sell them!

The fourth master: I thought he could enjoy the blessing of having many wives, but it turns out that we are all here to serve his wife.

Oh, oh, oh... Who is the head of the family?