"As someone who has led his team to win the championship for five consecutive years and won five FMVPs in different positions, everyone is curious whether you have a very unique understanding of this game."
"Just have hands."
“Lin stood at the top of the arc, and he looked like he was going to pass the ball again.”
“He didn’t pass! He shot! This is an open opportunity! But the shooting angle is a bit off!”
“Wait, he is not shooting, he is passing the ball!”
“Nice pass! But why can’t he smile?”
“I heard that no one has ever seen him smile, and some people say that he is Tim Duncan’s half-brother.”
“Wait, you see him smiling! Oh my God, he was smiling at Tim Duncan!”
——Excerpted from “My Memoirs of Illegal NBA”, also known as “This Forward Is Illegal.”
"I thought of a question."
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"Most weirdos are afraid of sunlight, which is produced by the sun through the nuclear fusion of hydrogen inside."
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"The sun is a nuclear fusion. Aren't hydrogen bombs also a nuclear fusion? If I detonate a hydrogen bomb, will the light radiation produced also have the effect of eliminating weird things?"
"???"
It’s just a story about a Chinese student who was able to easily and happily exorcise spirits in Tokyo.
This book contains a lot of phobias about lack of firepower, cross-server chatting, enlightenment, strange brain circuits, and reverse brainstorming. Please read with caution.
Duan Yu traveled through time and became the mainstay of Xianyin Pavilion in the Dawu Empire.
Legend has it that there is a tribe of Asuras from Hell who will one day descend upon the earth and destroy the world.
Legend has it that this world is neither real nor illusory, a world where heaven, hell, and the human world overlap. For millennia, night watchmen have guarded every corner of the world where a possible gate to hell might exist.
What does this have to do with me? I just want to find a rich woman.
However, one day, his eyes were gouged out and replaced with a pair of golden magic eyes.
From then on, his life changed completely.
[Jinjiang September Blaze] Mu Yun Gui is the white moonlight in a male protagonist's cultivation novel. Kind and righteous, she dies young, but sadly, she herself is unaware of it. One day, a noble young lady becomes her junior sister, and Mu Yun Gui's life plummets from that moment on...
A campus legend.
A loser's counterattack.
In a person’s life, three percent depends on hard work, seven percent depends on talent, and ninety percent depends on appearance.
Ding Mu, originally an ordinary person with a little handsome, a little money, and a little smart, could only live an ordinary life with a little luxury and a little glory.
By chance, Ding Mu wanted to download Meitu Xiuxiu, but got a real-life beautification system of aliens.
Wang Xiaowen, a baby with all his memories, was a nurse. His mother, his father's second wife, relentlessly brainwashed him daily—"You have a bad brother, a real showoff! He's the most attention-seeker in the neighborhood!" "When he was born, he even had a dream about a fairy appearing in his mind, making your father treat him like a baby!" "Not only did your father name him 'Yun' (likely a character for 'Xiangyun'), he even changed the name of his residence to Ruiyun Tower!" "Pah!" Wang Xiaowen, still nursing, understood. His mother was following the same playbook of a wicked stepmother and mean stepson. His unlucky brother's name was Wang Yun! Well, after all, she was his own mother, so of course she'd side with her relatives. *Not long after, Wang Xiaowen heard his father holding him and introducing his unlucky brother, who had just returned from studying abroad, "Shouren, this is your younger brother." Wang Xiaowen? Wait, isn't his brother's name Wang Yun?!</p>
Pei Jingsheng believed that opening a door was a form of wisdom. The first time he opened the door, behind it was a frightened rabbit named Nuna. The second time he opened the door, behind it was a peach named Nuna, calling him brother. The third time he opened the door, the fourth time... In the end, Pei Jingsheng didn't even need to do it himself; the door opened. Open the door! Open the door! Open the door!
Three hundred years since the founding of the Great Jin Dynasty, the fortune of the country has been prosperous. In the imperial court, there are great Confucianists who make their promises.
Zuo Daoqi traveled to this world and became a little eunuch who was about to be thrown into the cold palace.
The court was treacherous, and the rivers and rivers were vicious. He just wanted to live on honestly.
But accidentally opened the script of life, can see through other people’s future scripts, and can get rewards after completing tasks.
The first thing that caught my eye was a little loli who was about to become an empress…
From then on, Zuo Daoqi planned to stay in the cold palace, study the game script well, and train the future empress by the way.
In my spare time, I’ll talk to the queen mother, imperial concubine, princess and so on.
His original purpose was to protect himself, so that he could leave the palace as soon as possible and become a rich man.
…
Until one day, a little eunuch came to Zuo Daoqi’s side,
“Nine thousand years old, the empress dowager said it’s time to serve her tonight.”