Chinese teacher: "Please summarize the main idea of ​​this article."

Chinese class representative: "Through the author's description of the protagonist's multiple love stories, he explains to readers the true meaning of love. True love isn't about romantic moments, sweet words, or luxury cars and mansions, but about sharing joys and sorrows in the face of adversity, and supporting each other through the daily grind of life."

Political Science Class Representative: "Through his description of the protagonist's career as a profiteer, the author shows readers the turbulent changes in the world since the 1990s and bears witness to the great rise of our motherland over the past 30 years."

Math class representative: "The numerous instances of the protagonist making calculation errors in the text fully prove that the author's math must have been taught by a physical education teacher."

English class representative: "The author's protagonist, while traveling through Eastern Europe, repeatedly encounters setbacks due to language barriers, which fully demonstrates the importance of learning English."

A poor student, after waking up, lit a cigarette and expressed his objection: Why think so much?

I lived a very tiring life in my previous life, and I just want to live a carefree and happy life in this one.

Li Xiangyang traveled through time and space. With his far-sighted understanding of the version and his "far-sighted" vision, he successfully joined Skt at the beginning of the league and won three championships.

Just when he thought he could continue to be a mediocre player with the treble honor, the system was activated!

As long as you improve the players' obedience to you, you can get various rewards.

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"Jae Hyuk, do you think this water will find its way into my cup?"

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"Chengyong, why do you need me to apply for the blue buff myself?"

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"Abin, you should be thankful that this is in the LPL, otherwise you wouldn't even be qualified to lick my shoes!"

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"What a bunch of losers! Is there no decent opponent in the entire LPL?"

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Many years later,...

Pets + System + Easy Daily Life

in the Wetland Community Everyone knows that Lin's Pet Clinic has three treasures,

Heitou, Zhenzhen, and Alvin and the Chipmunk.

Although Heitou is old, the little three flowers treat him as a treasure;

although Zhenzhen is a string, she is the treasure of the zoo;

as for the third oldest Alvin and the Chipmunk, that bird is a warm-hearted and sharp-tongued living treasure!

As for why it is called Alvin and the Chipmunk, hey, I won't tell you, you see for yourself! ε(○??｀)зε(??｀●)зHand in hand

This article is also known as "Lying down with the System Cat", "The happiness of petting furry cats is worth having", "Although the clinic is small, there are many interesting souls"

[It is still mainly about the interaction with animals, and the main feature is a variety of petting without spending money]

[Princess Jinyang and Little Sizi Li Mingda's Daily Time Travel + Dual Time Travel + No System + Baby] A stumble landed Princess Jinyang Li Mingda in the 21st century. From then on, the little princess embarked on a life of shopping and eating. Little Princess: Braised pork is so good! I want more! Little Princess: Toffees are so sweet! Give them to me! Little Princess: Korole is so delicious! This one is also my favorite! Seeing little kids on the street riding electric cars, playing with electric water guns, and skateboarding... The little princess looked at Jiang Yi with her adorable eyes. Jiang Yi: "Gao Guo Guo, can you buy some for Little Sizi?" Jiang Yi: "Okay, okay, these are all Mingda's!"

Ordinary people can't enter the entertainment industry?

Sorry, I'm an immortal!

Other stars are asked what their specialties are: singing, dancing, rap, playing basketball.

My specialties: fortune-telling, beauty, weight loss, massage, healing, flying with a sword...

Due to a twist of fate, Lee Xing ended up studying abroad in Korea, feeling a bit helpless.

"Is it just because I’m a little handsome that so many people like me? Am I really supposed to become a heart-throb idol and dazzle the Peninsula? I just want to go back home and live the pampered life of a young master!"

The development of the Immortal Path in the Nine Provinces has reached a long bottleneck, with no way to ascend to immortality and constant internal troubles. Therefore, let us now welcome the arrival of Wu Ming, the first player to clear the Abyss globally in the game "Original X" (also known as "Star XXX" or "Absolute XX")! He will bring his talents to the Nine Provinces continent, seeking a new path to immortality for us. Let us all look forward to his outstanding performance!

A muffled murmur sounded softly,

Crazy goblins ravage the village,

Mutated beasts roam the fields,

The ancient old gods are gradually awakening,

Just when the darkness is about to engulf the entire continent,

A brave man from another world quietly appeared,

This may be the darkest hour before dawn.

Human: “The savior has come?”

Monster: “Have new food arrived?”

Till the fame of the brave spread far and wide,

Walking through every corner of the continent,

He/she/they know,

What is the real darkest hour.

The monsters and humans said in unison:

“I beg you to be human, the ancient gods were so scared that they went back to sleep.”

Han Jue, a small film and television screenwriter who is still struggling, wakes up to find that not only has he changed, but even the world has changed.

Here in Huaxia, the entertainment industry is more developed than Hollywood on the other side of the ocean.

The China Golden Bull Award has become the most valuable film award in the world.

"Singer", as the top arena for singers, has already appeared in its tenth season; "The Voice of China" is a season every three years, and every time it is a carnival for the whole people; "King of Masked Singer" will never lack buried voices every week.

It's easy to see on the street: crews filming shows, anchors holding mobile phones, video celebrities pranking passers-by...

This is the best era for entertainment practitioners.

Han Jue, who is an outdated idol star in this world, is on the edge of this prosperous entertainment world, and he doesn't want to be a star at all, okay?

He just wants to wander happily in the ocean of spiritual food and be a quiet otaku.

After traveling through time, Huang Feng found that the world was a bit chaotic. The court was unreliable, the immortal sect was out of tune, demons were everywhere, and ghosts were causing trouble everywhere. Such a serious safety hazard immediately aroused his phobia of lack of firepower.

He is a person who doesn't like to join in the fun and doesn't like to meddle in other people's business. He just wants to live a comfortable life. But after a long time, he found that he seemed to join in the fun and meddle in nosy matters, and everyone listened to him.

Huang Feng: "If you have any opinions, just raise them. I'm not an unreasonable person!"

Yaogui Xianfan: "No, no, no, you are right!"

Everything covered by the technique is the truth!