You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

I know Nine Suns, but I am really not a master!

I can drop the eighteen palms of the dragon, but I am really not a master!

I will move things a lot, but I am really not a master!

But I’m really not a master!

High school student Bai Lin was reborn in another world, playing with the system to dominate the martial arts, but the first exercise the system gave was: Sunflower Collection? ? ?

Nima, should you become a eunuch before becoming a master of martial arts?

Extreme laning suppression, unstoppable teamfighting ability, decisive and meticulous team decision-making...

Li Hansheng returned to S6, and he was determined to kick the mixed hero off the throne of the LPL top lane phantom god.

Li Hansheng used his entire career to perfectly interpret what a carry-type top laner is.

As a child, he was chased all over the place by the neighbor's goose. He was always worried about being attacked by dogs when he walked down the street. After growing up, he became a zoologist and participated in scientific research. Even elk would avoid him from 800 meters away just by smelling him. He was hit by stones thrown by monkeys and attacked by wolves at night. As someone whose physique was cursed and who was extremely disliked by animals, Su Yun suddenly felt like he had chosen the wrong major. He suddenly felt confused about his work and what path he should take in the future.

Just when he felt abandoned by God, a lifeline finally appeared in front of him.

My name is Guanglin.

The strongest demon king from another world, as prophesied.

I will roam the world with the power to overturn everything, overthrow the current Demon King's rule, bring all of humanity's kingdoms under my control, and end all conflict...

At least, that's what my family says.

...

Looking at his all-powerful companions who had signed a contract with him, now able to fly and escape anywhere, Hirobayashi, who was weak and breathless after just a few steps, fell into deep thought.

So...

Where exactly does your power come from?!

[GL Yuri] "Don't Even Think About GL" by Beggar Who Asks for Wine [Completed + Extra Chapters] Synopsis: That night, Qiao Yan and her nemesis Zhou Xiyun ended up in the same bed, completely out of it. Afterwards, according to Qiao Yan's recollection, although they were both drunk and completely out of their minds, they definitely didn't do anything inappropriate, except… they kissed in a moment of confusion. When she woke up, Zhou Xiyun's face was extremely ugly; she wanted nothing more than to strangle her. Qiao Yan guiltily backed away, her back against the headboard, determined not to lose face, resolutely…

The soul of a second-generation rich guy from a parallel universe traveled back to the year 2002.

From sightseeing to living seriously, I found that life is getting more and more outrageous.

If you don’t want to be a donkey or a horse, you can only be a cow or a horse.

The skills that were originally used to gain points became his hobby.

The young eunuch shouting "Long live the emperor" in the Forbidden City.

The Japanese soldiers were screaming and shouting in the dark smoke.

The Eastern Factory directly manages the Embroidered Uniform Guard, which is responsible for maintaining imperial power.

A silly son who can't express his sadness.

A father who will do anything to protect his daughter.

…

…

Looking back again in a daze, he realized that the road to becoming a movie star was full of wasted time.

A general, idle at home, suddenly brought home an adorable, somewhat naive little girl. Everyone in the household assumed their general had kindly rescued a girl from a poor background, but little did they know he was raising her like a wife, constantly teasing and caring for her. But why were so many inexplicable things happening after she entered the household? After investigating for a long time, Su Yue finally discovered that he wasn't raising a haughty, naive little girl, but rather a cat with a queenly aura and a strong sense of gratitude… This world is truly wondrous!

Balotelli, do you want to regain your glory?

Adriano, do you still want to play football?

Dong Fangzhuo, are you unwilling to retire?

Bolt, do you want to play football too?

And who else... do you want to play football too?

OK! Sign this contract. I have a system to make your dream come true.

Those talented players, come to me! I will make you the best players in the world!

I will lead you to beat Paris Saint-Germain!

Not only will we beat Paris Saint-Germain, but we will also go to the Premier League to beat Manchester City and other giants. Don't worry, Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​you are the next one!