[No system] [Semi-derailed] [The protagonist is single]

The plot of episode 7 and beyond will not have a significant impact on my novel.

"Semi-derailed fan fiction", the author's personal understanding may differ from that of other viewers and analysis videos. In addition, the original work is updated quite slowly, so the fan fiction will inevitably be very different from the original work.

The protagonist's setting is vague. Although there is time travel, there is definitely no time travel system. The original characters may have changed more or less due to the appearance of the protagonist and the plot of the novel.

The original characters will not be deleted. As for those who play supporting roles, it depends on their luck whether I can remember them.

I'm a fruit vendor in my forties. One day, I received a call from a school teacher saying that my son, Liu Zhenhua, whose grades had always been mediocre, had manipulated his midterm exam scores. Liu Zhenhua's defense was this: "Dad, I'm a super AI from the future, codenamed Electronic Nezha, and my mission is to save the Earth." Well, this kid has quite a wild imagination. Like you, I'm just as skeptical! And then... what happened next... well, it's hard to explain in a few words. Click here to read for yourself.

That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.

Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.

There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.

The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...

Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.

Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!

The protagonist traveled through the toilet on the spot. There was a loud bang (the protagonist's stomach flew), and then the toilet lid bounced off. When he woke up, he was already in the sprunki world. So what should the protagonist do? In the end, how to survive? Please see how to survive (sprunki: I rely on myself to travel through time). Because there are a lot of swear words, it will not pass the review. I need to make some adjustments first. Also, the author of this work will update twice a day without interruption. And I will do a challenge later to list all the viewers in the list at the end. Please stay tuned.

"Player Xu Ruoguang, may I ask when you were playing top laner in omg, you often scolded uzi and got kicked, is there such a thing?"

"No, absolutely not."

"Player Xu Ruoguang, is it true that you forced faker to substitute Hou Ye to match you after joining SKT?"

"Oh, is that permissible?"

"Player Xu Ruoguang, you told Smeb to see a psychiatrist, is this always true?"

"fakenews!"

Xu Ruoguang put on an inscrutable smile and played the accordion.

"Player Xu Ruoguang, I heard that you often put pressure on Ah Shui to make him train crazily every day. In the interview, he said that he was stunned by the dog. Is this always true?"

"Hehe, it's all fake."

He is the recognized pressure kid in the league.

He is the "traitor" top laner who won the championship after leaving the LCK

He is a stress monster who will curse at lazy dogs every now and then.

But the elegant and easy-going Xu Ruoguang was really wronged.

Who calls the system he binds called the pressure system?

"What kind of job is such a dish? Go home and raise pigs!"

Looking at the young contestant with a pig's liver face, Xu Ruoguang nodded in satisfaction, and he saved another lost boy.

Little contestant: Can you eat pancakes? Old stuff, your resin 666!

Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots.

What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG?

Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave.

What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI.

What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of!

"May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?"

Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly.

"To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."

A smart and handsome young man travels across Hokkaido by accident, and meets a calm, intelligent black, long, straight reasoning girl. In this world where the Japanese police call it "a group of idiots who only receive a salary", they work together to solve countless suspenseful cases through ingenious reasoning and deduction. problem……

This is of course impossible.

What is actually being said here is that a teenager was struck by lightning and traveled across Hokkaido. By chance, he accidentally met a stupid reasoning girl who was called "Totama-cho Intellectual Responsibility" and "Future Famous Detective and Detective Policeman". Kindly squeeze out the oil from this silly story.

[1v1, both are virgins + satisfying face-slapping + silly reverse transmigration] The favored imperial concubine in the harem transmigrated and became Jiang Mingyan, a controversial actress who was hated by everyone online.

Jiang Mingyan is notorious for having a child out of wedlock, and the child is already four years old!

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Therefore, after learning that Jiang Mingyan was about to become a sensation by participating in a reality show with her intellectually disabled son—

Haters: Jiang Mingyan is two-faced and morally corrupt!

The beautiful and talented imperial concubine, renowned throughout the capital, lazily raised her eyes: "Just the fact that you can see this face is a blessing you earned in your past lives."

Haters: Jiang Mingyan had a child out of wedlock, and her son is mentally disabled. She is a disgrace and a scumbag in the entertainment industry!

The Imperial Concubine, holding the hand of the adorable Crown Prince, the child prodigy of the capital, smiled without saying a word.

Haters: ...Nobody wants Jiang Mingyan.

The beautiful director asked, "Ms. Jiang, may I invite you to attend my wedding as the bride?"

Top Wolfdog: "Mingyan, this song is my confession to you."

A role model with high moral character: "I can be the father of your child!"

The emperor, who had also transmigrated, was aloof and indifferent, but his voice held a strong possessiveness: Announce the marriage immediately!