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A story about a modern time traveler who is reborn in the world of the Tang Dynasty and pursues beauty.

Compete

for the Central Plains, fight for world hegemony, unify the world, dominate the four seas, drive out foreign enemies, attack the Turks, eliminate the Japanese on the islands, use big sticks, insult the Indians, send troops to Europe and Africa, destroy Rome, wipe out Persia, flatten Egypt, rebuild the Han Dynasty, rise up in Yanhuang, and soar into the sky.

Adhere to the orthodoxy of the Han people, integrate and devour foreign races, eliminate small obstacles, punch the masters of the magic sect, kick the nuns in Jingzhai, shake the remnants of fire worship, and kick the father and son of the Li family.

All of the above are just the protagonist's hobbies.

Classmates, I will tell you casually that the real mission of the protagonist of this book is to pick up girls?

Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.

(If there are any incoherent parts, missing words, or typos, you can mark them. The author will correct them when they see them. ٩( 'ω' )و . Also, the author is still alive (⑉°з°)-♡)

Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."

"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.

"Tongzi, you..."

"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."

"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."

"You…"

"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"

The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."

"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."

A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"

"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.

"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...

[Anime][GBC][Gakuen Idol Master][mygo][Roselia][PasPale] "I finally remembered! I'm a P" who runs an izakaya in Tokyo. The shop opens with the world's cutest Pikachu and Xiaoxiang, and then a "Little Sister" arrives. The following is a daily routine. "Idols are nothing! Rock 'n' roll is the best!" Nina, a shop assistant, yells at Kotone, another shop assistant. "Look at what you're singing!" A video of Fujita Kotone's concert plays on her phone. "Blinking every time? Cute! Existing? Cute! Praise me more... World's best? Cute!" Fujita Kotone's lossless, high-definition voice streams slowly from the phone. "Uh... Manager..." Chaoyang immediately steps in to enforce justice. "Nina! I'm already promoting my idol live, so why should I care how she sings? It doesn't matter if she messes up, or if she lip-syncs to a CD, okay?" "...Manager... You're even worse!"

Veldin: "I am your Si Chen, so do you want to escape?" Skadi: "We agreed to be a lifelong deep-sea hunter." Flawless Butterfly: "There is no boundary between death and death, your Excellency said it yourself." Gillian: "The empire is divided into two halves, we must form a second empire!" Necromancer Wanqi: "My original wish was really just to escape from that prison." 1999→Arknights→Collapse of Iron→Warhammer 40K (Cute Sister Regent Version) This is a light-hearted and happy story (thumbs-up).

The male protagonist is the pure-love war god, Yi Gu You Tai.

Zhou Keren, a young lady who ran away from home in anger, received an invitation to test the holographic horror game "Jujutsu Kaisen". Penniless, she threw herself into the game for the reward for completing it!

Starting out penniless, she could only sell her looks to work as a waitress at a maid café. After living in the park for a few days, she embarked on a decadent path of being kept by Yuta Eto. There was no way around it; it was just too tempting.

This is the first book by a new author. I hope you enjoy reading it!

Ning Yuan: "A philosopher once said that the biggest trouble for people is having a good memory. If you can forget everything, how good would it be?"

Current girlfriend (sneer): "Is this the reason why your ex-girlfriend is everywhere?!?"

If one day your ex-boyfriend who ran away appeared in front of you with amnesia, what would you choose:

A: Break his legs and vent his anger

B: Chop, boat, hold your head and drift away

C: Pretend nothing happened to trick him home and keep him all to yourself

D: Of course choose to forgive him

Tsundere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a three-choice question?

Iceberg ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a multiple-choice question?

Black-hearted current girlfriend: Isn't this a sorting question?

Yandere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a rhythm master? AAAACAAADADAB...

ps: This book has a magical fantasy background, welcome to enjoy

[Immortality + Relaxation + Darkness] A lump of flesh is born as a god. In the early stages of civilization, will it be recognized as a demon or a god? Stone Age: It is a demon that devours everything. Bronze Age: It extends a helping hand to humanity in its time of crisis, allowing humanity to continue and thrive. Iron Age: It begins to study its own mysteries and creates magic. Golden Age: The gates to [Heaven] have been opened; humans are no longer just humans, and gods are no longer merely gods. Angelic Calamity: The departed god descends with angels, bringing unparalleled natural disasters. After banishing the angels, it leads the remaining humans to rebuild civilization. Post-Golden Age, Crisis Era…

Lin Qiu transmigrated to a parallel world and thrived on his past life's novels. Novels like *The Female Tenant*, *The Legend of Sword and Fairy*, and *Zhu Xian*... earned him the nickname "The Number One Dog-Dog Author of Online Novels" among netizens. However, this was mostly just verbal criticism; after all, having written so many tragic and morally questionable works, netizens assumed Lin Qiu must have some mental issues. Therefore, their attitude towards Lin Qiu was mostly one of concern. With the explosive popularity of a variety show, "Five Ha" (a popular online comedy show) became incredibly entertaining, both in its atmosphere and among its regular cast members. Concerned for Lin Qiu's well-being, netizens clamored for him to join "Five Ha." Lin Qiu initially refused, but thinking of all the aunties and older sisters in the entertainment industry... he decisively agreed! But what happened next... left netizens speechless. He named He Ge "Insect King, the High-Ranking Miss Chen." He affectionately called Chao Ge "Abi~囧囧囧!" He bestowed upon Lao Jiu the title "General of the Chariot and Cavalry Corner." He also managed to attract a large number of beautiful female celebrities. With Lin Qiu's addition, "Five Ha" became even more popular, and its fame soared. But netizens weren't laughing. "I work at 8 AM!! You write depressing works for us to see, and you're just a scapegoat?!" "Did you manage to hook up with all the top actresses in the entertainment industry?" "You deserve to die!!"