"The book says I'm your fiancée."

"...Yeah, you're right."

"You're actually my husband."

"...Actually I'm Qin Shi Huang. Hey, don't do it!"

Nian Lun was sweating as he faced the fire in his backyard.

But who can resist those lovers who only have eyes for you?

As their cheap husbands, let the Shura field come even more fiercely!

...

"I like both painting and you."

"Oh my, you are so popular. I wonder who you like more~"

Isn't this a bit too fierce?

After Su Jiu died in the apocalypse, she opened her eyes and became the most tragic mulberry-raising girl in a cultivation novel.

She sold her blood to support seven ex-boyfriends, and her skinny younger siblings had their cultivation resources stolen by those scumbags. They were either going to die or get injured in the future, and her whole family was pitiful. She was extremely disappointed in her poverty alleviation and love-struck mind.

When Su Jiu woke up, she also felt that everything was over, but she found that the photocopier and scanner she had found in the apocalypse had also come with her.

[Copy a small handful of green rice!]

[Copy it to the scumbag's sleeve!]

[Copy it to the scumbag's spiritual root!]

[Copied to the scumbag's]

Many literary works feature a despicable, lurking figure, like a rat in a sewer, who grovels in the shadows, obsequiously infatuated with the protagonist, resorting to any means necessary. They covet the protagonist, inflicting immense psychological and even physical harm. The system's mission for Jiu Shu is to repay these villains in kind, punishing them and making them regret the harm they've caused the protagonist. The seasoned traitor Jiu Shu readily accepts the mission, only to infuriate the system. *Who's following you in the dark?

Synopsis: [No female lead + comedy + adored by the group + no angst + Wu Erbai's son]

Wu Yu, a model student, thought he could relax after passing the postgraduate entrance exam, but he never expected to be bound to a system after passing the exam.

System: To confirm system binding, please press 1; to not bind, please also press 1.

Wu Yu: Two

System: Get 1 million upon binding

Wu Yu: 111111111

From then on, the academic world lost a little tyrant, and the tomb raiding world gained a second dog.

While cracking sunflower seeds, he watched the blood-soaked corpse chase Wu Xiaogou; he thoughtfully closed the coffin for King Mu of Zhou; and he snatched pocket money from Black Glasses.

The real King Mu of Zhou!

The mystery of the Western Jin Kingdom!

The Queen Mother of the West's Immortality!

Wang Zanghai's scheme!

What's more terrifying than ghosts and gods is the human heart!

Driven by desire, everyone becomes a puppet!

What can truly heal regrets?

[Column "After Becoming a Bad Spellcaster, I Conquered My Brother's Contemporaries" CP Touko 2024 (wwww)] [Skip Chapter/Chapter Updates - I'm Slowly Fixing Typos] The main story and extra chapters are now complete~ The text is the author's hard work, please support the original version! Tsukiyama Asari, tasked with achieving a "perfect ending," descends into a dangerous SSS-level world. To complete his mission and retire early, he employs several pseudonyms, repeatedly probing his way through the villain organization. However, due to the covert handover of tasks between these pseudonyms, the rules of the world automatically complete a beautiful, though uncertain, scenario. And so— [The First Rise of the Sun - Kasugagawa Shugo] Inside a building ablaze, a young police officer pushes against the fleeing crowd. His round, citrus-colored eyes reflect the flames, like sunflower petals and the sun. The Police Academy Team (gritting their teeth): Okay, beat this disregarding fellow to death! [Fireworks Flash: Bird Mist] The painless, white-haired boy sees no color. The wind from the window rustles his soft hair. He, like a ceaseless wind, is so transparent that he cannot be grasped. Rich Lady (gestures): Little Mist is definitely the face of our class. [Light and Shadow: The Dark Side of Hatani Miu] A mad smile flashes in the man's cold, gray eyes. The powerful monsters nurtured by the organization hide their claws within their ageless, delicate skin, waiting for the right moment to devour their prey. The Whiskey Team (ponderously): That gentleman's adopted son is truly unfathomable. [Spring Breeze and Rain: Suemitsu Sosuke] Former companions remain only tombstones, and the once selfless hero is now confined to a wheelchair and old injuries. The detective next door and a certain ace are both former selves and hopes. The senior, bent on death, is like the rain, fading away, burning the last glimmer of his life. Elementary School Detective: I learned this from Teacher Suemitsu in Hawaii (crossed out)! Tsukiyama Asari says: Beauty, strength, and tragedy, beauty, strength, and tragedy—as long as you are both beautiful and tragic, you are strong! System 003: I don't think you can make it... Well, I'll upgrade and add new features to help you out! ...But these two new features don't look serious. —Dimension Forum— [Lili, how many surprises do you have that I don't know about? Knock him out immediately and bring him home so he can be my wife and cook for me forever.] [Sonoko has a boyfriend too. Of the four childhood friends, only Kiri hasn't had a romance yet. She must be waiting for me to talk.] [Officer Shuigo, arrest me! I want to be handcuffed and locked up forever. Sooo ... Instructions (see chapter 1 for details): *Bento Relief Post* No CP, No Disappearance* Card Tearing, Late-Part Spinning Blade Warning* No CP in the main text (no single arrows, double arrows, or random arrows), but there is some heavy talk about CP in the forums, so please don't enter if you're not interested. / If there's heavy content, there will be a warning in the previous chapter. Feel free to skip ahead. [Bold and Serious] Thanks for reading! There are no discussion groups or reader groups. Please do not use this article/author as a platform to form or advertise groups. Thank you, w. Recommend the next book: "After Becoming a Bad Spellcaster, I Conquered My Brother's Classmate" 7495254. Matsuda Ika is a 17-year-old high school student with two older neighbors and a biological brother who died young, and a blonde guardian who is a social animal. Raised in an overly liberal environment, he successfully became the top delinquent at Teitan High School. Taken by his guardian to experience the summer program at Curse High School, he missed the school trip and returned as the only single child in his childhood friend group. To make matters worse, the waiter at Poirot Café, introduced to him by a friend, turned out to be the righteous passerby who had punished him that morning! The righteous bystander's pupils trembled. He was like he'd seen a ghost after being approached by him, wishing he could hide in the kitchen forever. Matsuda Ika, who immediately introduced himself:? Huh? This guy is not only preachy, but also discriminatory against this sexual orientation?! He was about to change to meet the new pink-haired graduate student who had just moved in. But before he could even see the graduate student's photo, the waiter who had fled appeared again, quickly turning off his phone. Amuro Toru: Then go on a date with me, Matsuda Ika-kun. Even if I had to sacrifice myself, I couldn't let my best friend's eccentric younger brother hit on the damn FBI! Matsuda Ika: Oh, he's the reserved type. == Amuro Toru found Matsuda's younger brother very difficult to deal with. First, he was a complete bad role model, rebellious and awkward like a little sea urchin, and he picked a random person every day to annoy. Second, he claimed to be able to see his brother's ghost and occasionally talk to the air. Furthermore, his relationships are highly questionable. He often spends the night with a white-haired, eye-patch-wearing man who calls himself his teacher, and returns covered in wounds. Finally, the new member of the organization, who calls himself a curse master and treats human life with indifference, looks remarkably familiar. Public security officer/waiter/Bourbon: Hesitant to speak.jpg Didn't this brat say he was going out with his guardian this afternoon? Why is he here?! Should he make an appointment with a psychologist first, contact the community to investigate his guardian, or just pack him up and give him a good beating? == Acting as an older brother, after arranging a year's worth of dates under the guise of a date, the blond public security officer goes to visit the graves of his former buddies as usual. Amuro Toru: I'll never harm your brother, don't worry. The date is just an excuse to discipline him and prevent him from going astray in the future. Six months later. Amuro Toru: How about you beat me up next time we meet? Officer Matsuda, who has watched the entire process in ghost form:... I'll beat you to death, you blond bastard! Theme: Illegal and criminal activities will be punished by law.

Lin Xu was an ordinary college student.

My dream isn't big: to find a stable job after graduation, not to pay too much rent, not to live a stressful life, and to be an ordinary but happy person.

But a phone call from his parents completely disrupted his peaceful routine:

“Your Uncle Li’s daughter, Ruoxi, has gone to your city for the college entrance exam. She’s unfamiliar with the place, so please move out of the dormitory and help us take care of her.”

Take care of me? Sure.

Without saying a word, Lin Xu checked out of the dormitory, packed his luggage, and was already planning how to show her around the city, help her find a place to live, and teach her how to avoid pitfalls.

He remembered the little girl who always followed him around calling him "Brother Lin Xu" when he was little.

I thought she was still the Ruoxi who needed someone to hold her hand to cross the street.

Until he stood in front of the carved bronze door and pressed the doorbell.

The moment the door opened, he froze on the spot—

In the light cascading down from the crystal chandelier,

Li Ruoxi wore a simple haute couture nightgown, her bare feet on an imported wool carpet, with the city skyline reflected in the floor-to-ceiling windows behind her.

This is a penthouse apartment in the most expensive area of ​​a first-tier city.

And she, with a light laugh, said to him, "You've come? I've been waiting for you for so long."

Lin Xu almost dropped his suitcase.

The childhood sweetheart on the phone, "newly arrived and all alone,"

He became the master of a world he could never even look up to.

He originally thought he was there to "protect" [something].

But reality seems like a gentle joke played by fate—

It turns out that this time, it was she who held up the sky for him.

She said, "Brother Lin Xu, it's not you who has to take care of me."

"It's me, I've finally returned to your side."

—When an ordinary young man encounters a radiant childhood sweetheart

A smart and handsome young man travels across Hokkaido by accident, and meets a calm, intelligent black, long, straight reasoning girl. In this world where the Japanese police call it "a group of idiots who only receive a salary", they work together to solve countless suspenseful cases through ingenious reasoning and deduction. problem……

This is of course impossible.

What is actually being said here is that a teenager was struck by lightning and traveled across Hokkaido. By chance, he accidentally met a stupid reasoning girl who was called "Totama-cho Intellectual Responsibility" and "Future Famous Detective and Detective Policeman". Kindly squeeze out the oil from this silly story.

In Gensokyo, there is a Jujutsu Kaisen system, and all the abilities in Jujutsu Kaisen are available.

Just when Xiangbei thought he could punch the Red Devil Kindergarten, kick the Forever Nursing Home, and live a carefree and peaceful life, he found that something was wrong with the Gensokyo he traveled to.

Why did Alice have another daughter, and she was called Aika?

Why can Rumia become big, and Reimu has an adoptive mother who calls her grandma?

Why is there a girl named Yakumo Kurenai in the hidden historical traces of Gensokyo?

It's far more than that. The deeper Xiangbei goes, the further he finds himself from a peaceful life...

And, isn't this stitched fan fiction Gensokyo a bit too much? !

(Doujin flow, third-creation or even fourth-creation works that stitch together a large number of fan fictions, will have plots of similar worlds.)

(Doujin works that have been stitched together include Gensokyo Players, Gensokyo's Little Gods, Touhou Young Reimu and Reimu)

(It is expected that the more well-known Touhou fan works such as Renren's Bizarre Adventure and Touhou Alien Village will be stitched together)

(If you have to say, Gensokyo Players actually accounts for a larger proportion)

"Ape God, start!"

"You refuse to laugh, and you refuse to die. It's hard for me to handle, isn't it?"

"Use duels to bring smiles..."

Fusion. Synchronization. Excess. Connection.

Four summoning methods, four worlds, four dragons, four identical boys, and four accompanying girls. They all interact with each other.

In the dimensional war, in order to protect that girl and everyone's smile, a duelist named Yuya Sakaki embarks on a journey across four dimensions.

Like two poles of light, they drew arcs across the sky and rainbows: the boy had become the demon king that the mediocre had hoped for, while the girl fought him as a brave warrior.

The love and hate between him and her is like the pendulum of the soul - never ending.

[Note: The content of this novel is purely fictional]

At the end of the magically altered nineteenth century, Zhou Qingfeng led the Japanese people to revolt; gave the Russians wholesale cuckolds; sent African immigrants to France; sent the Turks to Germany; sent Indian divine oil to the British; and erected the flag of secession in the United States.

"I've only done a little, insignificant thing, thank you all."