"According to the script, you'll be stabbed by the male lead next, and he'll take out your golden core and give it to his white moonlight." "Really? I don't believe it. As long as I stab faster, the male lead's sword won't catch me." "But you're the female lead in a tragic novel, you should be the one being tortured by the male lead..." "I torture everyone except myself, and that's considered a tragic novel? Go, hang the male lead on the city wall for three days, and see when he cries and calls me 'Dad'."... *The Immortal Hero: Weak Water of Three Thousand*, a famous online novel that burst onto the scene in 20XX, combines various classic infuriating elements. The female lead is misunderstood, framed, and subjected to emotional and physical torture, being tormented by the male lead and 108 female supporting characters for three hundred chapters, finally achieving a happy ending. Immediately, the comment section erupted in a fierce battle, with the "Stepmother Author Made Me Cry" faction and the "Trash Author Feeds Me Shit" faction clashing.

Announcement: This novel will begin its reverse V chapters on November 24th, 2023, starting with Chapter 33. A 10,000-word update will be released on that day. There are drafts available, and updates are ongoing. Thank you for your support! Jiang Wanning unexpectedly dies and is reborn in the cultivation world. He painstakingly cultivates from a down-on-his-luck boy into a powerful figure. However, just as he is about to ascend, he is struck by lightning and dies, losing all his cultivation and being reborn as a pitiful, unloved prince of the Great Chen Dynasty. Just as he's had enough of the cold palace and is contemplating escaping, a glowing screen suddenly appears above the Great Chen Kingdom. Everyone looks up and sees the face of a person from the future on the screen. The streamer's first live broadcast: 【The Divine Emperor Zhao, whose divine virtue shines brightly, illuminating eternity, surpassing the achievements of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, unmatched by any emperor of later generations!】 【His name—Xiao Linyuan!】 Everyone is shocked. Jiang Wanning: Pretty impressive, but why does that name sound so familiar? Then I think… that's… my name from this life?! [Before the brothel gates, the gentleman remains silent; farewell, strangers for a hundred lifetimes] [If not for Jingde's edict to quell the rebellion, the orchids and chrysanthemums would have long since intertwined] [A fortune can't buy a bowl of white rice porridge] [The rebel's dying words were: It's raining, time to go home and harvest wheat?] [Gossip: How fierce is the First Queen of the Northern Frontier in battle?]… As each live stream continued, history was spoiled more and more, and the people of Da Chen went from shock and numbness to watching the spectacle. Only Jiang Wanning: Did my toes dig out a palace today? Not yet, but soon. Since the live stream started, Jiang Wanning's inner thoughts were: #Today is another day of being bombarded with compliments. #Aren't you going to shut up today? Then I can only shut myself up!

Liu Xuedong, a fake psychologist and real S-class cleaner, was proposed to by a beautiful woman right from the start. Just when he was overjoyed and thought he was about to usher in a wonderful life, he found that things were not developing as he had imagined... No, my cheap wife seems to be my mortal enemy.

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[Transformation + Hundred Transformations + 1V1 + Naïve and Sweet Girl vs. Overbearing Phoenix + It's Fun to Abuse Your Wife for a While, But You'll Be in a Crash Course to Win Her Back]

(Note: Feng Aotian has yandere traits, low sense of security, and exhibits severe yandere behavior in the early stages. Please consider whether you can accept this before reading.)

My name is Ye Zhen. I transmigrated into a Mary Sue female protagonist comic and became the villainous supporting character who slaps the faces of the opposing group...

But I was originally a boy!

Turning into this tiny, 1.5-meter-tall, washboard-like figure, and then being kicked out of the house? How am I supposed to live now?!

Wait, I need to save money, I need to save money like crazy...

As long as I can survive, I can win!

However, something unexpected happened: that Mary Sue heroine, the real heiress with billions in assets, the peerless overlord, she was reborn! My plan to survive was about to be cut short before it even began…

"You dared to bully me like that in my past life? In this life, I'll make you pay double!"

I was completely under her control.

Do the laundry, cook, massage her shoulders and legs, and occasionally use her as a pillow so she can sleep with it or hug it.

Is she bullying me, or is she giving me a treat...?

A film titled "God of Gods" burst onto the scene, becoming an overnight global sensation and driving the nation into a frenzy. He Xin, who played all nine supreme gods in the film, became the youngest actor to ever win a Best Actor award on Earth. However, on the day of the awards ceremony, He Xin was transported to another world. He became an insignificant member of a strange universe, and gained a system. "Awakening to Godhood System, feeding on faith." "You have completed the Earth script 'God of Gods,' you have gained $ points of faith, and the character [Sun God] has been sent to your mailbox. Please claim it promptly."

[Time travel + System + Entertainment industry + Lighthearted comedy + Comedy and revenge]

Ye Han transmigrated into the body of a universally disliked internet celebrity and was forced to bind himself to the [School Building] system.

He must earn money through performing to build 66 free schools, otherwise he will only be waiting to die.

From then on, Ye Han's eyes were always open and he was always working!

He first sang "Tianxia" to make an appearance, and then wrote "Paobao" for Deng Ziqi to amaze the audience.

"A Bridge of Fate" crushes the young heartthrobs.

The song "Childhood" made spicy snacks a bestseller.

"The Voice of Chinese Youth" becomes a motivational song for the college entrance examination.

Not a good singer? Then check out "Digital Life"!

Just as Ye Han was about to turn his life around with his abilities, a devastating flood suddenly broke out, and he was criticized by the entire internet for donating too little.

Some were overjoyed, while others hurled insults.

I thought he would disappear completely.

Until he unexpectedly appeared on camera to interview people at the disaster site, he suddenly became a key member of the rescue team.

The entire internet is in an uproar!

...

From then on, he went from being universally hated to universally admired.

He transmigrated and became the young man He Yuzhu. "Zhuzi!" "Dad? What's wrong?" "I want to transfer our house to you." "What? Why do you suddenly want to transfer it to me?" "Dad... Dad is sorry to you and your sister. I want to leave here and go with Widow Bai." "What? You're abandoning us?" "Zhuzi, don't blame Dad. Dad has no choice." "Oh! So you'd planned this all along! You bastard!" "Zhuzi, don't say that to Dad. I don't want this either, but I really love her." "What about me and Yushui? Are you really that heartless?" "Zhuzi, I'll leave you some money, enough..."

[Patriotism + Predicting the Future + Sudden Wealth + Healing]

Song Zhining is a beast of burden, a corporate slave.

Not only did she have to deal with the manager's unspoken rules, but she also had to face a large sum of medical expenses owed by her sick father and tuition fees for her twin brothers. She couldn't even afford to pay the rent, and the hardships of life were suffocating her.

Just when they were at their wits' end, their phone was suddenly linked to a mysterious "Future Commission Station" app.

Song Zhi Ning wanted to uninstall it, but she couldn't, and accidentally clicked on it.

-

A year later, Qin Rouxia entrusted her with saving her daughter Lele, who was to be abducted the next day.

Song Zhining didn't believe it and just assumed it was a virus.

But to her surprise, she actually saved Lele the next day!

The reward is a gold bar, plus insider information from stock market expert Qin Rouxia: Changming Times - a volatile stock that will surge for three days starting tomorrow!

Looking at the stock market, which had been down for many years, Song Zhining gritted her teeth and chose to believe.

She sold her gold and invested all her savings into it.

Three days later!

During the Changming era, prices skyrocketed, turning tens of thousands into hundreds of thousands!

Song Zhining: !!!

Dad's medical expenses are finally covered!

-

Subsequently, Song Zhining received a continuous stream of commissioned tasks.

A wealthy fan from five years in the future commissioned her to stop her idol from committing suicide while being cyberbullied. The reward was a large penthouse apartment and a super VIP treatment card at a private hospital worth 2 million.

An old woman from ten years in the future commissions her to stop a crashing plane from taking off and save her son and his family of three. Her reward is a medical scanner and blueprints that can scan all the body's ailments in 10 seconds with a single click.

Before anyone knew it, Song Zhining had become the richest woman in China.

She always remembered that one should not be too greedy!

So I took the app to the police.

Song Zhining: "Officer, I need to hand over my Future Commission app."

The police officer thought she was joking, "Then leave her there and go."

After the investigation was completed, the government directly appointed Song Zhining as a special assistant. Song Zhining, the richest woman in China, not only secured a stable job but also brought prosperity to the country.

Lin Zhengyi, who was killed by criminals while trying to stop a crime, was reborn into the world of Hong Kong variety shows. Based on his experiences in his previous life, he decisively chose to become a police officer.

After transmigrating, he gained access to the Justice Detective System.

By simply apprehending criminals and completing cases, one can gain varying amounts of experience based on a comprehensive evaluation of factors such as the case's impact, the difficulty and danger of solving it, the amount of money involved, and the host's level of involvement.

When you accumulate enough experience, you can acquire new skills.

He originally thought that he could rely on the system to punish evil and achieve the pinnacle of life.

result!

Master thief, cannibal artist, Breaking Bad...

Looking at the skills granted by the system, Lin Zhengyi remained silent for a long time before finally saying in a low voice, "System, something's wrong with you!"

But that's not all that's wrong.

besides...

"Others who transmigrate to the Hong Kong variety show world and become police officers either in the Major Crimes Unit or the Anti-Triad Unit, but me?! I'm in the Traffic Enforcement and Control Unit!?" Lin Zhengyi looked at the assignment notice in his hand and felt completely bewildered.

[1v1 super sweet + silly play + entertainment circle + love variety show + face slapping]

[Crazy Female Celebrity vs. Weird CEO]

Because she was backstabbed by a scumbag, she was stabbed into the hospital by extreme CP fans as soon as she entered the book.

Xie Mi went crazy on the spot and spoke wildly in the live broadcast room.

"Come! Stab me! Everyone, come and stab me! I'll just blow up the earth—"

A passerby who accidentally entered the live broadcast room was almost scared to death.

Okay, okay, I’ve seen people with a people-pleasing personality, but this is the first time I’ve seen a death-seeking personality.

-

He participated in a dating variety show wearing a mask and beat up Pu Xinnan on his first appearance.

The comments were like: Love it! I’m a fan! Let me see who she is!

So Xie Mi took off his mask and revealed his true face.

The barrage was silent, the barrage was horrified, and the barrage was angry.

【Grass!!!!!】

Xie Mi smiled evilly: "Didn't you expect it, little blackie, your living father is here."

-

later.

Xie Mi single-handedly turned the romance variety show into a craziness variety show, and the production crew went from being helpless at first to cooperating with tears in the end.

The tycoon's son calls her dad, the contrasting lady becomes her fan girl, the paranoid young master is firmly under her control, and the vicious daughter turns into a tsundere monster.

Two-level reversal of barrage:

[This sister is not a character setting, this sister is really crazy]

[Don't worry! I love her!!!]

-

The mysterious CEO has a unique way of thinking, but it resonates only with her soul.

The program team has equipped the program with a heart rate bracelet, which will ring when the heart rate reaches 120.

No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't raise his heart rate even a little bit, but she made his heart rate ring loudly just by standing there.

Later, he finally admitted it.

"Yes, I went on the show just for her."

"I've known her for a long time."

Never follow the routine