"Generally speaking, what kind of enemy is the most troublesome?"

"Comedy"

"Is there anything more troublesome?"

"Yes, there are comedic, eccentric characters."

"Surely such a person and such a world don't exist?"

"What are you looking at me for? What the hell did I do wrong? What did I do that's funny?"

[GL Yuri] "I'll Never Divorce You After Transmigrating as a Scumbag Alpha" by Jiu Du Bu Du [Completed + Extra Chapters] Synopsis: Zhu Qingran transmigrates into a book, instantly transforming from a miserable overtime worker into a domineering CEO. However, this CEO is incredibly scummy, an Alpha, with interests in Alpha, B, and Omega characters, and his catchphrase is "Love embraces all rivers, and I have many lovers." Zhu Qingran immediately realizes that her CEO status was earned through a philandering scumbag. As a modern-day Alpha CEO, how can she squander such a good hand?! She wants to go home, she wants a wife, children, and a warm bed!

Qin Yu was reborn back to the summer when he was eighteen, and accidentally sent out a mass text message confessing his love.

The good news is that he doesn't have many contacts on his phone.

The bad news is that his father, mother, aunt, cousin, and homeroom teacher are all inside.

The good news is that he doesn't have many women his age in his contacts.

The bad news is that he scared his childhood sweetheart to tears and also attracted the attention of a yandere junior.

The good news is that someone agreed.

The bad news is, he underestimated his popularity...

[Please support my new book, *Apocalypse: Infinite Survival*, if you like it. Also, check out my completed novel, *Infinite Cheat Codes in a Thriller World*, if you're interested. Thank you!] [Apocalypse + Dimensional Fusion + Game World] Ding— "Earth and Planet Gutas are 100% merged. Please welcome the new power, strive to survive, and wish all humans good luck." This is a powerful combination of pay-to-win and lucky players. CP: Lu Jiu/Shen Jufeng. Game items: The setting is inspired by games, anime, etc. Note: Attention! Attention! This is a female-oriented novel! Male readers, please be careful if you've come to the wrong place. This is a friendly reminder. Thank you for your support.

[The first few chapters are not very interesting, you can skip them without affecting your viewing experience] + [Behind the Scenes] + [Humorous] + [Lighthearted] + [Completely Illogical] + [Why bother with logic? Is having fun important?]

I, Changfeng, have a small system called the Vest System. As the name suggests, it allows me to have many aliases, but these aliases require emotional points to exchange for.

From then on, my aliases were everywhere in the ninja world.

...

My aliases have created an organization

"Light and Shadow"

But they accidentally became the strongest organization in the ninja world!

...

Gaara: Aoi-chan! I want a hug!!

(Anonymous) Aoi: Just because you're a guy, stay away from me!!

...

(Anonymous) Uchiha Yuki: My foolish younger brothers!!

Sasuke and Itachi brothers:………

...

(Anonymous) Hoshino Chinatsu: Tsuna, I like you, please be with me!

Jiraiya: Hoshino Chinatsu, you woman, stay away from Tsunade!

...

Nagato: Senior Fengxu, I, Nagato, have wandered for half my life, only regretting that I have never encountered democracy. If you do not abandon me, I am willing to—become your godfather!

(Anonymous) Wind Deficiency: ? ? ?

...

[The introduction is inadequate, please read the main text!!!]

[I felt the subject matter of my previous book was quite good, but I wrote it in a way that relied on a thesis defense, so I hope this one will be better.]

My name is Asakura Kaede, I'm 17 years old, and I live in Shinjuku, Tokyo. I attend Toyonosaki Gakuen, a second-year high school student, and I also work part-time as a light novel author. I don't smoke or drink, I go to bed at 11 pm, and I need to get a full 8 hours of sleep every night... "Kaede, where are the snacks?" "...Before bed, I have to drink a glass of warm milk and then do 20 minutes of stretching exercises..." "Hurry up, I'm hungry! Get the stuff and come help me right away! And don't take the milk!!!" "..." "Once I get into bed, I fall into a deep sleep and sleep soundly until dawn, absolutely no fatigue or stress..." "Asakura Kaede!!! Hurry up and help me! I'm going to miss the deadline, I can't rest tonight! And don't play Kira Yoshikage's self-introduction over there!!!!!!!!!" This is my daily life with my manga artist girlfriend.

[Alternative ways to achieve immortality + system-based stat allocation + survivalist strategy + lighthearted humor]

Wang Bu'er transmigrated to the world of cultivation and awakened the Life-Granting Treasure System. He started with a small hoe and could gain lifespan by digging up grass and trees.

The system allows users to save their lives, transfer funds, invest, and take out loans.

You can't beat a Foundation Establishment cultivator? I'll dig you up until I'm eighty before I come and destroy you!

Your savior can't take it anymore? I'll just wave my hand and send you to be five hundred years old!

The patriarch died without finishing his business? Come on, I'll resurrect you and you can talk for another ten minutes!

You think I'm about to die? I have a high credit score on Alipay, I'll borrow another three thousand years from the system!

Throughout the myriad realms, among demons, gods, and Buddhas, I'm not bragging, but as long as the system has a balance, I won't die even if I turn to ashes.

As excellent evolvers, what we need is not training or cultivation, but to first stew this bowl of chicken soup well.

"Yes, add more mushrooms. This is a famous chicken and mushroom stew. If we finish this bowl of chicken soup, we can evolve," He Fan said solemnly.

"Are you sure these colorful mushrooms are edible? Don't you know they're poisonous, or even highly poisonous?" Liu Qingyuan's face turned deathly pale.

“Hmm…so surviving means you can evolve. Come on, you drink to my cup first!” He Fan pondered for a moment, then said solemnly, “You evolve first.”

"...Farewell!"

Looking at the ferocious beast overlord, He Fan brandished his kitchen knife: "Tell me, what level of protected animal do you want to be eaten into?"

Mythology Book Club: 570128883

Lin Zhi, who was about to achieve financial freedom, was suddenly struck down by the system and broke his back. There was no way he could work, so he could only rely on playing games to achieve his goal of living a carefree retirement life at the age of 35.

When Zhiyue's first game was released, people didn't think much of it. There are many designers who are only good for a short time. But when they came out with Terraria, Subnautica, Hollow Knight, the indie game circle had already sounded the bells of a new king's coronation.

Until then, everyone thought Zhiyue was just a slightly better independent game studio, until they released Dark Souls.

Many game companies were left with only one thought: Can this thing really be called an independent game studio?!

[Transmigration into a book + mind-reading ability + gossip-eating system + no romantic pairing]

Su Yu, who claimed online that she was willing to be a rich second generation, was kidnapped by the gossip system and forced to gossip in entertainment industry articles.

From then on, the entertainment industry gained a walking gossip king.

Unbeknownst to him and the system, this artificially stupid system had amplified his gossip-loving thoughts to everyone in the entertainment industry.

From then on, wherever Su Yu went, scandals would erupt!

The miserable director: What?! My male lead will get arrested before the movie is even released!

Love-struck Xiaohua: What? My perfect boyfriend is gay?

Makeup artist on set: What?! My best friend tricked me into going to Southeast Asia?!

Numerous outlaws: Don't come any closer!

From then on, Su Yu became the only true god in the world of gossip!

If this person doesn't like Gua Wang, then what kind of good person can he be?

If Gua Wang doesn't like this person, then what kind of outlaw is he?

Su Yu became the darling of the entertainment industry without even realizing it!

The audience for gossip and opinions is limited to those working in the entertainment industry; those outside the industry are not eligible.