How unconventional can a chef be when he starts to stray from his proper profession?
Wielding the Demon Blade Thousand Blades as a kitchen knife, it can transform in countless ways! Holding the fiercest kitchen knife while doing the most leisurely things! Taking it easy is the right way!
A swordsmanship that's astonishing! A shrewd and calculating swindler!
He occasionally plays the detective, sometimes goes to the heavens to save the world, but most of the time he just stays in the shop and slacks off!
In short, there's nothing I haven't done, only things I haven't thought of!
Strive to become the most powerful (and talkative) chef, possessing both knowledge and skills (and perhaps not doing his job properly)!
Who says chefs aren't strong? I'm just too lazy to do it!
As a chef, how can you not even beat the ingredients?!
(This is a slice-of-life story. The various worlds are just a side job, cooking is just a hobby, and slacking off is the norm. The main world is currently tentatively set in Detective Conan, Food Wars!, Master Boy, and Little Fortune. I may wander around other worlds, but they will not be part of the main storyline.)
[Foreign Girlfriend + Sweet Romance + Realistic Campus Life + Unrequited Love + No Harem + No System] Ever since Li Yang got into university, his worldly-wise senior, Bai Yueguang, has changed. They agreed to be together if they got into the same university, but on the day Li Yang received his acceptance letter, she suddenly went back on her word and put forward three conditions: 1. Her family buys a house. 2. She remains chaste before marriage. 3. An exorbitant dowry. Faced with Bai Yueguang's test, Li Yang didn't hesitate. He took the money and went to the 4S store, becoming a distinguished Mustang owner. Seeing Li Yang's WeChat Moments post on the day he picked up his car, Bai Yueguang thought he was just being stubborn. Little did she know that after picking up the car, Li Yang turned around and played games with his female reader. However, what Li Yang didn't expect was that the girl on the other side of the screen with a strong Northeastern accent was actually a tall, blonde, blue-eyed foreign woman, and a sophomore at the same university! Not long after, Bai Yueguang, who had never managed to win Li Yang back, finally couldn't hold back any longer and began to regret her actions madly. Bai Yueguang: "Li Yang, why do I hear a foreign girl's voice on your end?" Li Yang, beaming, put his arm around the Russian girl's slender waist: "Foreign languages are good, I have to learn them!" "She doesn't want a car, a house, or a dowry." "Senior, I've learned to open my eyes to the world now."
[Double Doorway + Handing Over to the Nation + Wasteland Farming + Great Power Industry + Mindless Fun] In 2025, a double doorway appeared in Lin Han's rented apartment, leading to a parallel apocalypse. On one side was a zombie-infested, black rain-swept hell, and on the other, an unexplored treasure trove of gold and forgotten advanced technology. Faced with this hellish scenario, Lin Han, a rational, life-conscious, and extremely panicked modern office worker, made a decision that defied his ancestors: "Hello? 110? I need to call the police! A Resident Evil clone has grown on my wall! Come save me!" And so, the story took a dramatic turn! While others were fighting tooth and nail for a can of food in the apocalypse, Lin Han was already leading a fully armed chemical defense regiment, driving heavy tanks to crush hordes of zombies. While others were selling their souls for a sip of clean water, Lin Han had already traded mineral water for lithography machine blueprints and controlled nuclear fusion technology. "Commander, we've discovered a survivor camp on the other side! They have electromagnetic rifles!" "When poor, use tactical infiltration; when rich, use overwhelming firepower! Buy that camp! They won't sell? Then send the bomber squadron to 'negotiate'!" From trading gold to monopolizing global energy, from repairing genes to building an interstellar fleet. Lin Han, backed by a powerful motherland, transformed a wasteland into the backyard of Chinese civilization! "If it doesn't belong to Earth, then it's new territory! If it belongs to the future, then it's our hope!"—General Zhao Jianguo.
[Infinite Flow + Natural Disaster World + Special World + Space + System + Hoarder + Pet]
Upon opening his eyes, Lin Yun found himself once again in a plant world.
The plants here are all enormous, completely different from anything I've ever seen before.
The grapes used to be big and sweet; now they're like: "Want to eat me? You'll be blown to bits!"
Moreover, all sorts of mutated animals roam freely in this vast plant world.
Cats used to be so cute, but now they're like this: "Hey, you can lean against my broad chest."
Lin Yun forced himself to adapt to the changes quickly and transformed into a hoarding rat, running around in various worlds picking up trash (crossed out) and hoarding goods.
Mutant plants and animals, zombie storms, polar nights, and all sorts of special worlds... one survival world after another is emerging.
While others were still fighting tooth and nail for a few supplies, Lin Yun had already settled into a life of leisure by hoarding.
...
This is a world of swords. Beautiful women, magnificent swords, and romantic tales. Xu Qing transmigrates to this world, but is not a swordsman; instead, he's an angel investor in the world of chivalrous heroes. This is the story of an unconventional swordsmith (just kidding), who travels the world selling the swords he forges!
He unexpectedly stumbled upon a complete planet, teeming with rare minerals, possessing cutting-edge technology a thousand years ahead of Earth, and... a crashed alien warship, and living monsters. Faced with a treasure trove capable of driving any nation mad, Chen Zi'ang didn't lose his composure. He immediately dialed the number etched into his DNA: "Hello, is this the nation? I found a planet and want to pack it up and send it to the motherland, free shipping!" From that moment on, the rise of Great Xia was put on fast-forward. While other countries were trying to cut off technology from their borders, Great Xia had already illuminated its cities with [controlled nuclear fusion]; while foreign countries were still fighting tooth and nail for lunar resources, Great Xia was already building bases on new planets. ...The foreign spy was in despair: "Please, please don't release this! You're ruining our technological development!" Global netizens were in an uproar: "Great Xia, why is your technology always five hundred years ahead of ours?" The Great Xia's official spokesperson smiled: "No comment. We can only say that one of our enthusiastic citizens was quite helpful." Meanwhile, Chen Zi'ang, hiding behind the scenes, deeply engrossed in his work, was deep in thought as he looked at the "Joint Planetary Development Agreement" and the "Supreme Scientific and Technological Advisor" appointment letter sent by the nation... I think I've become the planet's leader?
The Seven-Colored Sky-Swallowing Toad's Young Child, a Powerful Aura Among the Demon Race?
System: That toad with such a big head is disgusting. Kick it into the ditch.
A holy ruler who governs one region and whose power shakes all directions?
System: This is an old and frail leader, easily subdued. Host, rob him immediately.
The supreme emperor who hangs high in the heavens, overlooking the world?
System: This is a mortal martial artist at the limit of martial arts, but the host is a cultivator. You can easily subdue him and make him your follower.
......
Qin Tian was reborn and unexpectedly joined the Haoran Sect, founded by Confucian and Taoist sages. The sect is a well-known benevolent sect in the Eastern Wilderness, emphasizing benevolence, righteousness, and propriety, and inheriting the way of Confucian sages.
He casually wrote down the Analects [Lunyu] during his entrance examination, which became a sacred text of Confucianism and Taoism.
In this life, he only wants to live freely and unrestrainedly, having taken life and death lightly. He'll do whatever he wants without regrets, and incidentally, he awakens the "Calling a Deer a Horse" system.
He was insulted: He immediately took action and rushed to the house that night, beating the entire family to death.
Kicked: His eyes were gouged out on the spot.
Threatened: So what if it's a thousand miles away? Set off immediately to kill him and persuade the emperor.
Without learning etiquette, one cannot stand upright.
The great Confucian scholar said: Without learning etiquette and norms, one cannot gain a foothold in the world.
Qin Tian: If you don't learn manners to respect me, I'll beat you until you can't stand up.
The Confucian scholar: Nonsense! You're smearing the Bible!
Qin Tian: I wrote the Bible.
Great Confucian scholar...
It was one thing to threaten me before the system arrived, but to still threaten me after the system arrived means the system's arrival was for nothing.
My rules are the rules.
You dare insult me? I don't care if you're from a sacred place or a noble family. Tonight, I'll slaughter your entire clan.
In the sacred land, the aristocratic families suffered terribly. Qin Tian's cultivation was clearly not high, yet we were like ants in his presence.
All races in the universe suffer in silence, fearing retribution.
The Emperor remained silent, fearing he would be beaten by Qin Tian.
System + No (or multiple) female leads + No morals + Hedonism + ...
Transmigrating into the world of shameless scoundrels, I accidentally unlocked a check-in system. Check in on characters, locations, and scenes to earn rewards!
Chen Wen was originally a terminal cancer patient who had a stroke of luck and transmigrated to the world of shameless scoundrels. He was determined to enjoy himself to the fullest in this life. Suddenly, he awakened a check-in system, which made his new life shine with a different kind of brilliance!
Must-do activities in the South District? Check them out!
Teacher? Time to clock in!
Fiona? Forget about that, I'm allergic to hats...
......
Qin Feng is bound to the [God-Level Paparazzo System], with the goal of capturing all the biggest scandals in the entertainment industry. His reward is a small goal, allowing him to retire and live a carefree life!
But his lens seemed to be blessed by death:
While waiting for Hu Ge, a top celebrity, to have his affair confirmed, they instead filmed the entire 4K high-definition process of a serial killer dumping a body by the river!
[Ding! Assisted in solving a Class A major case. Reward: 100 million in cash, and the god-level skill [Evidence Scanning]!]
While chasing after actress Eddie Peng, they didn't catch her with solid evidence of drug use. Instead, they turned a transnational drug deal into an anti-drug propaganda film!
[Ding! Massive drug network destroyed. Reward: 300 million in cash, and the god-level skill [Crisis Intuition]!]
As he pondered the billions in his account and his numerous crime-solving skills...
The police have designated him as the "King of Unofficial Criminal Investigations," and he has so many First-Class Merit Medals that they could be used as playing cards!
Fans across the internet are wailing online: "Brother Feng, stop! There are police officers waiting outside to present you with banners of appreciation!"
Qin Feng, who had just locked onto a new target, was watching the "beautiful woman" on the camera dating a top celebrity when system alarms went off incessantly:
[WARNING! The target is a wanted fugitive, responsible for seventeen deaths!]
Qin Feng laughed: "A new first-class merit, here we go again."
Gojo Satoru BG Fanfic: Head of the Family Satoru x Chinese Girl (Opposite Characters Included, Slightly Realistic and Humorous, Not a Sassy Story) Arranged Family Marriage + Love After Arrangement + Raising Children and Fighting Monsters
This story is a crossover of anime: Jujutsu Kaisen, Under One Person, and Detective Conan. Given that the worldview and battle logic of JJXX are basically broken, this story adopts the worldview of Under One Person. The sorcerers can be regarded as supernatural beings. However, the main setting of this story is still Tokyo. Not having read Under One Person will not affect your reading experience.
(Many personal interpretations: After all, the original manga provides very little information about the Gojo family, and this novel is set in the Gojo family.)
Warning: 1. The female lead's abilities are not combat-oriented (⌒▽⌒). Those who are looking for a dual-strong character may be disappointed, but the female lead is invincible as a support: healing + mana regeneration + control + interference. She can heal herself and others. Give her a main DPS character, and she can achieve godlike results.
2. The female lead and Gojo Satoru will have a child. The daughter will be classmates with Conan and Ayumi, and will be involved in some plot points from "Detective Conan".
3. The characters in the novel are basically crawling in the shadows. The male lead is insane, the female lead is slightly autistic, the first male supporting character loves another man's wife, the second male supporting character loves his sister, and the third male supporting character secretly has feelings for his friend's wife... Morally depraved, everyone is insane... Even the child of the male and female leads is not a normal person.