Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, becoming Tang Sanzang, activating the live broadcast suicide system, Xu Shu live broadcasted the journey to the West and did crazy suicide: beating up Sun Wukong, grilling Zhu Bajie, shitting the three realms, steaming the King of Inspiration, sawing off the horns of the Bull Demon King, recruiting the Six-Eared Macaque as his apprentice, sucking out all the spider silk, plucking all the Jade Rabbit hair, and stealing all the Buddhist scriptures from Lingshan... to burn as firewood.

"Oh my god, did the original author write it wrong? My Journey to the West is completely ruined!" "Why does this Tang Sanzang look like a bandit?" "The person above is more confident, he is a bandit!" The netizens who watched the live broadcast were all stunned!

Three No Protagonists [No Quality] [No Morality] [No Virgin Mary]

At the beginning, Roger was hit by a pain car with great luck, and his soul was transferred to the body of Marvel's Captain America Steve Rogers.

From now on, the righteous Captain America no longer exists, and a decent captain who keeps saying fuck you is about to appear.

Welcome to the new Marvel Universe.

Here you will see a brand new American team.

A teammate cried when he saw it, and the villain saw Captain America bleeding.

Teammate: Damn it, no one told me that the captain was so uncultured before we formed the team!

Enemy: Damn, is this guy sure to be Captain America and not the Ancestor?

Jiang Shu, a 38-year-old bachelor, was unexpectedly reborn after a blind date with xxn, who offered a sky-high bride price.

When he opened his eyes, he was sitting in a kindergarten classroom. Just as he was about to dominate the children's world with his adult mind, the counterattack system suddenly popped up -

[The host is over 18 years old, and the life restart program is activated]

Jiang Shu: "I'm in kindergarten, you said I'm 18 years old?"

When the unattainable iceberg goddess in memory, the gentle and intellectual Bai Yueguang, and the spoiled and willful chaebol daughter, all turned into runny-nosed cubs asking for candy.

Jiang Shu pushed his non-existent gold-rimmed glasses and pushed Wangzai milk to the future cold goddess: "Call me brother Xiaoshu, this box of milk is for you."

It was not until eighteen years later that Jiang Shu, who had grown into an all-round male god, looked at the three beautiful girls in front of him who threatened to marry him, and began to think about what went wrong.

It was originally agreed to be just "friend cultivation", how come it became a bride candidate?

...

(Tags: rebirth counterattack/system disorder/Shura field/childhood plum cultivation)

[Signed for publication] Jiang Que transmigrated into a vicious female supporting role in a fairy tale. Not only did she have a miserable end, but she was also a pure villain that served as a foil to the heroine.

The heroine is cold and elegant, but she is a woman; the heroine is gifted, but she is very ambitious; the heroine has many suitors, but she has never even held a man's hand.

What's worse is that the day she entered the book was the day she would die, and the four male protagonists gathered in the execution hall to take her life.

Jiang Que did everything he could to survive, including threats, coaxing, and sucking up to others, and he managed to carve out a path for himself in the sect full of saints.

As time went by, I accidentally became the group's favorite.

The four male protagonists all call her "little junior sister" and stick to her wherever they go; the master introduces her to the art of formations and dotes on her like the apple of his eye; the leaders of various sects want to snatch her away to be their personal disciples every day.

Even the original heroine willingly joined her unethical alliance.

Jiang Que led the protagonists in a fierce fight and almost destroyed the world of cultivation!

Finally, Jiang Que became the thigh himself and was ready to part ways with the thigh he had been clinging to for a long time: "Immortal Master, we say goodbye now."

Thigh - the Immortal Lord who is above everyone else under the Heaven, cold and aloof but still as noble as a god. He was so angry when he heard that his wife was going to run away that his character almost collapsed.

"I took the thunder for you, I blocked the sword of destiny for you, I accompanied you into the underworld to snatch souls... Why didn't you just say goodbye to me at that time? Why, you just threw it away after using it?"

Jiang Que: "... Nonsense, I haven't used it."

The Immortal Lord undressed.

Jiang Que: Don’t come over here!

As we all know, the disasters of the Beasts Pirates can live without life, but they cannot live without life.

The Disaster of Looks: (Stretching his head) The self-esteem of the emperor!

The Disaster of Arts: Sing, dance, rap!

The Disaster of Stupidity: Pull the boat over!

The Disaster of Earth: What? Whitebeard wants to go to war with the Navy Headquarters? The housing prices in Shampoo Land have plummeted? Damn, why are you still standing there, this is a great opportunity to buy at the bottom!

Facing the interview with the reporter, the Disaster of Earth happily said:

"Buying land is my hobby, and collecting rent is my pleasure."

"As long as I buy all the properties in the world, everyone in the world will have to pay me rent!"

"Hehehe, what a wonderful idea!"

"Hey, the properties in the holy land of Marijoa seem to have great investment value!"

He traveled through time and space to become a disciple of Bodhi Patriarch.

Because he was not good at cultivation, Bodhi Patriarch actually asked him to take Sun Wukong with him?

In order to change Sun Wukong's fate, Wang Yang had no choice but to let Sun Wukong be more stable.

After that, the style of Journey to the West changed.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea: "Jade Emperor, if this monkey doesn't come to the East China Sea, how can I give him treasures and the golden hoop? I can't do anything." Taibai Jinxing: "Jade Emperor, I asked him to come to the Heavenly Palace to be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, but he refused to do it. He also said that he has no other hobbies and raising horses is suitable for him!" Tathagata: "How can I seal this Sun Wukong if he doesn't make a fuss? He made a fuss and sealed himself?" The powerful people who arranged the Journey to the West were dumbfounded...

[Naruto, city, daily life, live broadcast, spoof, cool article, no conspiracy theory, not pure live broadcast,]

Qiu Li is a social phobic, but when Tongzi, who grew up with him, asks him to help with a live broadcast task...

He agreed. After all, he only needed to broadcast for one to three hours a month, watch short videos, and listen to novels, and the time would pass quickly.

On the first day of the show, everyone in the Ninja World, the Pure Land, and the Moon felt the deep malice from the Creator's World.

What is it like to play their memes in front of them?

Live broadcast content?

When everyone in the ninja world saw the modern short video that was too embarrassing to watch on the screen.

Kaguya scratched the moon's surface with her toes.

……

When everyone saw the spoof photoshopped picture of Ninja Shura wearing women's clothing.

Many people believed it to be true.

Ban's scalp felt tingling.

Konan: That masked man has been lying to us. He is not the real Uchiha Madara at all.

……

When everyone saw Kakashi give Naruto a Thousand Years of Death.

Four generations of couples...

……

After the first live broadcast, little Naruto, who was hated and rejected by the villagers yesterday, was surprised to find that he actually had many fans in the ninja world.

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Uchiha Itachi also guessed the outcome of the future coup from the live broadcast, and he tried to make changes.

Fortunately, the result did not disappoint him.

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Naruto's spoof videos and pictures, Naruto's fan fiction with full star reviews, Naruto's childhood, Madara vs Hashirama, the fourth generation vs the masked man, Naruto vs Toneri, Naruto and Sasuke vs Momoshiki, Death Gate Kaihuang, Sasuke and Peanut's famous scenes, Naruto and Sasuke vs Isshiki...

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PS: This is not a live broadcast article!!!

One goddess took the water to drink.

Two goddesses scooped the water to drink.

Three goddesses scrambled for the water to drink.

Four goddesses...

Five goddesses...

"Fuck! Damn it! Don't come! There's really not a drop left!"

Looking at his empty refrigerator and lockers, with no embers in front of him, Hephaestus, the god of fire and forging, wanted to cry but had no tears. Since he extinguished the fire and traveled through time, his biggest worry was his relatives, sisters, aunts, aunts, grandmothers, etc., who often came to his temple to eat and drink, take things, and even refused to leave.

Especially as time went by, the number increased, not only relatives and friends, but also gods from other mythological worlds.

Traveling through the world of Naruto, Su Bai obtained a "god-level movie-watching system" and a small video room.

As long as someone comes to watch a movie, whether it is an anime, movie, or comic, there is a chance to obtain the abilities, props, or even creatures in it!

From then on, the style of the entire Naruto world became a little strange...

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo were clamoring to watch "Calabash Brothers" all day long, saying that their grandson was about to be born!

Sakura transformed into a female giant and smashed the head of the Red Sand Scorpion with one punch.

The Nine-Tails transformed into a fox demon matchmaker, shouting every day that she wanted to introduce a partner to the Twelve Little Strongmen.

Ningci secretly came to watch "Yuno no Sora" every night, and the look in his eyes when he looked at Hinata became more and more strange...

As for Su Bai, he could only...

This is a world of immortal cultivation where rituals and music have collapsed.

In order to compete for the luck of heaven and earth and the faith of all living beings, all immortal sects, powerful people, and geniuses are bragging crazily.

Wang Xiu traveled here and bound to the "bragging system".

As long as he heard others bragging, he could get rewards and become stronger on the spot.

[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting mana +9999! ]

[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting the Great Dragon Demon Subduing Golden Body! ]

[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting the Chaos Holy Body! ]

...

After tasting the sweetness.

Wang Xiu began to mingle in various social occasions and make friends.

As long as someone brags, there must be Wang Xiu who actively supports and shouts "666" to give the other person enough face.

He looks like a banished immortal, loves to listen to people bragging, and has a particularly sweet mouth.

Gradually, Wang Xiu became the "hot cake" of the entire world of immortal cultivation.

Countless geniuses and fairies announced in public:

[Brother Wang, I'm protecting you! [Those who bully my brother will be punished by the whole world!]

This situation lasted for a long time.

...

Until later.

Wang Xiu accidentally killed him with a punch, and led millions of demon troops to invade and swept away the Shura Evil Emperor of the nine holy places.

The atmosphere suddenly became subtle!