Reporter: "Mr. Xu Fang, what do you think of your unanimous vote as the most disgusting mage of this century?"

Xu Fang: "Slander! They are slandering me! I just have a little more control skills."

Reporter: "There are rumors that wherever you appear, all intelligent monsters will flee without a fight?"

Xu Fang: "This is all a conspiracy of cunning demons, and it's all fake news!"

Reporter: "I also heard that the Holy City will impose sanctions on you in the near future because you openly claimed that the light system originated from China?"

Xu Fang: "Tell Michael, I like his wings very much, and now his surname is Xu."

Keywords: [Metamorphosis control system] [Light system disaster] [Light system origin]

Monkey D. Luffy: "I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King!"

Xie Wen: "You were beaten by my cat."

Roronoa Zoro: "I want to become the world's greatest swordsman!"

Xie Wen: "You were chopped by my cat."

Porusalino: "Speed is power. Have you ever been kicked by light?"

Xie Wen: "You were kicked by my cat."

This is the story of a time-traveler who has activated the small dungeon, and leads a group of Elu cats who have activated the sky-defying dungeon to travel (xing) in the mountains (feng) and play (zuo) in the water (lang) in the pirate world.

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game.

As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics:

At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players.

But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop!

As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?"

In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview:

"Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone).

"I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

Feng Xia transmigrated to a fantasy world. This was the era when spiritual auras were exhausted, various scriptures were lost, and all cultivation techniques failed to aid the cultivators in improving. Feng Xia discovered that he had a superpower of attributes, but something seemed off.

He killed a Black Jade Spider by stepping on it. [Spider Maiden x1] dropped.

He defeated a strong opponent that qualified as a Great Emperor. [Teenage Great Emperor x1] dropped.

He was in a fight with a goddess for three days and three nights. [Mysterious Young Girl x1] dropped.

“Daddy,” a young girl greeted him in a sweet voice. Feng Xia was struck dumb.

"Spider-Verse", "Harry Potter"

The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Love Apartments, Idiots, Sex and the City, Broke Sisters, Charlie's Diaries, Silicon Valley, Suits, The Anatomy, Shameless, and Family Fun , Two and a Half Men, monster series, fairy tale series, Marvel series, dc series...

A series of great salvations in the world of American TV series, different lives, different excitement.

He makes little Sheldon cry every day and makes little Leonard's eyes sparkle.

He kicked down Dr. House's cane, causing good doctor Sean to go crazy.

He paired up bankrupt sisters and made old friends look for their mothers and feel resentful.

He sweeps scoundrels into junkyards and blows up the Fast and the Furious.

He made Sherlock Holmes spit out fragrance and made Mother Mo basically change her ambition.

He helped Suits for a while and watched Breaking Bad eventually die.

He has a beautiful heart, a soft belly, and is enjoying the Big Bang Theory.

Unable to bear the crime, he burst into tears and quietly asked the bloodthirsty forensic doctor Hu Bu.

[Everyone + Hidden Profession + Leveling + Data Flow + Flash Kill]

When games and reality are combined, the rules of the world change, and the human race enters an era of job transfer for all people.

Dungeons, dark caves, and foreign battlefields have come to the world one after another.

There is a god who looks down on the human world and watches the ants fighting with a smile.

There are also powerful professionals who can guard one area by one person.

Chu Ci drank the mythical wine, triggering the swordsman's hidden profession, and changed his profession to the only profession: wine swordsman.

Obtain the [Brew Master] talent, and you can acquire new skills and improve skill proficiency just by drinking.

Obtain the [Sword Immortal] talent. For each sword owned, attack damage increases by 1%, with no upper limit.

While others were still trying to kill monsters, Chu Ci's sword would cause hundreds of millions of damage.

monster? All seconds!

BOSS? All seconds!

When the gods came that day, I just stood upright, and then I was confused.

Damn it, where is my health bar?

…

[Leisure article + golden dragon appears in the Year of the Dragon, auspicious + fufu + sweet + good-looking]

"Ah, Villette, please help me!"

In the sky above Fengdan, with the surge of energy, a golden meteor struck from nowhere, and the impact point was directed at Momang Palace.

Villette went to stop him but was blocked by a golden dragon that rushed out.

Paimon: Ying...did you just draw the lottery? But why didn't it end up here?

Ying: What? Are there any gold ones in the lottery? !

Funina: You are the secretary of this water god, I can do whatever I want to you!

Qianzhi: Yixi is a pretty good person, but it’s a pity that he has a long mouth.

Villette: It's a little more worry-free than Fonina, but only a little.

Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, what you said above is right.

Hutao: Zhongli, please leave us alone. I’m going to play with Yixi first~

Clolinde: What, the original water god of Fontaine was actually you? !

Navia: He is such a reliable person and very gentle.

Arecino: Mysterious, elegant and unpredictable.

Yi Xi: Low-key, everyone is low-key, who are you asking me? Descendants of the Dragon!

(Empress + basement + master and sister + rice bowl + multiple heroines + no system)

Yue Qingling, the youngest immortal in Sijingzhou, a master of heavenly cultivation respected by thousands of people, and the most beautiful high mountain flower in Yunlin Mountain.

At this time, I was in the basement of the Demon Empress, thinking hard about how to escape.

Little Immortal Lord has been transformed into a little maid, all his cultivation has been sealed, and the flower of the high mountain has fallen into the quagmire.

The Yandere Demon Cult Empress said: "Immortal Lord? You are just a rebel disciple."

The ancient Divine Beast Susu descended to endure trials and became the youngest daughter of the Qin Family, who were nearing eighty years old; young in age but high in seniority, even the men in their twenties had to call her auntie.

Susu was also the only girl in three generations of the Qin Family, cherished by her parents, doted on by her brothers, and her nephews would fight over holding their auntie and protecting her.

Protect her? Susu said she didn't need it, for she was a mighty and ferocious Divine Beast!

With her around, no one would dare to bully the Qin Family members!

Those who bullied her family got sent flying; those who coveted their fortune got sent flying; those who tried to kidnap her got sent flying.

The kidnappers who captured Susu were frightened by her and willingly handed over their cell phones for her to call the police.

"How do I unlock the cell phone?" Susu asked.

"It requires fingerprint unlocking, you can use my finger," explained the kidnapper.

"How do I use your finger? Chop it off?" Susu asked again.

"No! No need to chop, it can be used while still attached to my hand!" the kidnapper wailed.

Chop off a finger! What kind of thought process was that?

Way too scary!

Ever since the lucky-buff-carrying Susu had come to their home, the family's luck had improved, their business prospered more each day, and the previously naughty young masters had become much better behaved, truly a little lucky star.

It was just that boy from the neighbor's house, who kept thinking about kidnapping Little Susu, causing the Qin Family men quite a bit of concern.

Maybe they should just break his leg again?