Beidou: He taught me how to drink.

Ningguang: He gave me my first pot of gold by selling wine.

Xiangling: He taught me how to cook with wine.

Qiqi: Wine, warm.

Zhongli: Tea and wine, each has its own taste. Today we have wine, so I won’t drink tea.

Chongyun: Will I get beaten if I don’t drink this wine?

A group of bruised people and monsters: We were all beaten by this drunk guy!

In the wasteland strewn with dead bones, a black giant rose from the depths of the pile of bones.

Its wings were covered with skeletons. After opening its huge membrane wings, it looked up to the sky and spit out black flames.

Then... it was stepped on by Ye Xiao and couldn't move...

Could someone really kill a dragon and fight in a group, right? No way, right?

Ye Xiao, the strongest S-class freshman at Kassel College, one of the strongest hybrids on the surface, president of the diving club, Caesar's best friend, Chu Zihang's comrade, and Lu Mingfei's best friend, said this.

No one knows how to slay dragons better than me.

PS: In the semi-invincible dragon clan fanfic, the character design remains basically unchanged, the CP may change, but Eri Yi will never die!

First, Dumbledore knew that Gilderoy Lockhart was a fake.

Secondly, Lockhart also knew that Lockhart was a fake because he traveled through time and space and became Lockhart.

The problem now is that Dumbledore plans to invite him to Hogwarts as a negative example, while Lockhart, a fake who can't even perform the simplest magic, just wants to lie down and enjoy the wealth accumulated by his original body.

But in the end, Lockhart still went to Hogwarts to serve as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Wasn't the magic mansion and the vault full of gold galleons attractive?

Or was it that the achievement of more than a dozen best-selling books that earned him endless royalties was not enough to satisfy him?

Or were Snape and Voldemort, who were obsessed with their own positions, not scary?

No, neither of them. It's because Lockhart was forced to go to school by Dumbledore! So... find a way to make this year's mission...

[If you are in the entertainment industry and given a chance to speak freely, what would you do? One day

, Chi Ye, a second-tier star in the domestic entertainment industry, woke up and saw these words in front of him, and fell into deep thought.

How to do it?

Born to be an onmyoji and a sharp-tongued person, he decided to liberate his nature!

So, everyone in the circle started to spread the rumor that Ikeno had gone crazy.

In a slow-paced variety show, a senior chef in the industry prepared something delicious, waiting for the guests to praise and comment.

Other guests: The taste of mom.

Ikeno: Mr. Huang makes really good pig food.

In a live broadcast of selling goods, capital joined hands with celebrities to sell leeks of autobiographies.

Other Artists: Must-see classics for fans.

Ikeno: This is definitely the most expensive toilet paper you have ever bought! It’s worth investing!

At a certain movie viewing party, many big-budget bad movies starring big names were asked to be reviewed.

Other artists: I cried after watching it. It’s the new hope for Chinese science fiction films.

Ikeno: I cried after watching this. He is the new king of hell of Chinese science fiction movies.

The stars were angry, and Ikeno looked at himself who was really safe and sound, and who became a top star because of his madness.

"You know, I mainly promote my true personality!"

Teacher He was moved: "Who said this top stream is crazy? This top stream is amazing!"

Invincible killing, bursting experience; collect illustrations, summon fairies; with the system in hand, the world is mine.

Dare to provoke him? Then you will become a "wild monster", "rare monster" or "BOSS" in front of him, and you will get equipment, magic weapons, experience...

ps: Invincible cultivation cool article, invincible flow, system flow, wretched flow, everything is available

Simon, who traveled to the Western world, originally only wanted to use some knowledge from his previous life and some cleverness to achieve financial freedom.

However, Simon suddenly discovered that his neighbor was called Dominic Toledo. He has a sister and a brother who has been away from home for many years.

The high school he attended was called Neptune High School, and his ex-girlfriend was called Veronica, who is now a well-known detective.

What was even more unexpected was that there was an NSA agent in the supermarket where he worked part-time.

Only then did Simon realize that this was a chaotic American TV series world.

Fortunately, the benefits brought by the travel gave him the power to protect himself in this chaotic world.

So, Simon decided that he should not only live a wonderful life, but also save this world that could be in danger anytime and anywhere.

The early stage was mainly based on the American TV series "Chicago", with a small amount of American TV series "Veronica Mars" and "Fast and Furious 1" interspersed in the middle.

Later, there were movies such as "Pitch Perfect", "Fast and Furious Series", "Red 1, 2", "Mission Impossible", and "007".

[Daily slow-paced ➕ training ➕ sickly apprentice ➕ cultivation ➕ slight Shura field]

(Other people are slowly getting sick, but the heroine has a problem of her own, and it can't be corrected no matter what, so please be rational and read it in a daily manner)

"Girl, I see that you are one in a million with amazing bones. You are indeed a rare talent in cultivation that only appears once in a hundred years. I wonder if you are willing to take me as your master, enter my ancient immortal sect, and become a true immortal~"

………

Jiang Yan, who was reborn in the world of cultivating immortals, racked his brains to avoid inheriting the position of the head of the ancient immortal sect. Finally, when he met a three-no loli, he saw the dawn of hope.

Jiang Yan: As long as I train her up and let her inherit the position of the head, I can be free and unrestrained without any constraints!

Wuhu! Perfect!

The development of events went smoothly just as Jiang Yan had expected.

Under his training, little Shen Ming became stronger day by day until he finally surpassed himself.

Jiang Yan: Hmm~ Very good, this young man is teachable! Then, my dear disciple, the position of the headmaster is...

Shen Ming: Teacher, where do you want to go?

Jiang Yan: Hahaha! Of course I'm going to travel the world! Haha... eh? You... what's that look in your eyes... I'm your master! What do you want to do!

Shen Ming: Master, please don’t leave me. I want you to stay with me forever.

A young man who died of social strife was invited to the United States, and accidentally stained his ancestral antique orb with blood.

This time his eyes mutated, his luck turned, and he became good at treasure hunting in warehouses.

Start an adventure treasure hunt~

Why? Drawing a Motor Duck is supposed to be a very happy thing. It is a good thing. It is the best way to show your luck to your friends in the group.

But why, you evil group leader, treat me like this! Other people also show off, why do you bully me?

Turn me into Bronya of Lili? !

How come you can't draw a duck when you are so awesome?

The heavy-armored bunny made a sound, and the

front of the car outside the Yaemura adopted by Cocolia Bai was raised. I vaguely saw Jizi laughing.

A person lay down, a cloth was covered, and a white-haired ball

was waiting on the table. The wind blew, and the red and blue twins came to offer flowers.

The wine was opened, and the dishes were served. The cute dean began to grab

the music. The gong sounded, and Xier cried like a fool.

The pit was dug, the coffin was covered, and Meiyi Fuhua knelt down to

spend a year. The paper was burned, and the cherry blossoms on the grave were three meters high.

My name is Martin and I have a superpower, as you may have guessed, which is that every morning I randomly transform into strange things.

He transformed into Kudo Shinichi, and then revealed Conan's true identity to Xiaolan on the spot.

Transformed into Gin, he gave a televised speech to confess his crimes.

Transform into a Saiyan and give Kyogoku Makoto a little alien shock.

Transform into King Kong and demolish the iron tower before the Black Organization.

Transform into an archaeologist, but have an invincible buff in the furniture store.

Transformed into a reporter, but wearing red shorts outside...

Sometimes, transformation will add strange interpersonal relationships. For example, when I transform into Tom, a brown mouse will appear to oppose me.

This transformation ability is very unstable. Sometimes it will change other people, such as turning Conan into a corgi, or turning Haibara Ai...

I won’t say anymore, Gin is still pursuing me!