"It is said that people from Daozhu can never pretend to be Liyue natives."

"Oh? Why is that?"

"Probably because when the Hai Lantern Festival is approaching, they will ask, "Are you going back to your hometown for the festival this year?"

After all, it’s home that you can’t go back to.

This is the story of a man who lost his hometown and gradually let himself go in the continent of Teyvat.

Traveling to the world of the fox demon matchmaker, she became an ordinary fox demon in Tushan. Tushan Yiyi originally planned to hide in Tushan for the rest of her life, eating and waiting to die, and being a carefree and happy little fox demon. But until one day, Tushan's former leader suddenly decided to leave Tushan, and before leaving, he even invited himself to "organize and organize".

Originally Tu Shan Yiyi sneered at this, I was a good "civil servant", why should I "quit" with you and go out to start a new business? Do you think I'm stupid? But just when he was about to refuse without hesitation, a voice that made him not sure whether he was happy or sad suddenly sounded in his mind:

"Ding~ The villain system has been bound!"

"Ding~, the novice mission is now released. Join Fengqi's organization and become a member of the villain. The mission reward...the mission failed..."

…

Ever since, under Feng Qi's instructions, Tu Shan Yiyi began his journey as an undercover villain in Tu Shan. A few years later, Tu Shan Yiyi looked at the status symbol of the King of Fox Demons that Tu Shan Honghong handed to him. After seeing Tu Shan Rongrong in his arms, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought for a while.

"Well, leader, if you don't recall me, I will really become the boss of Tushan..."

Recently, our newspaper interviewed people who are known as the income ceiling of online articles, the king of new media, the online article writer who understands readers best, the revolutionary who leads the new online article era, the top screenwriter who governs by doing nothing, the top ten outstanding young people of the United Nations, and the 21st Century Chinese Pu Jie is the first person to export Chinese culture.

"How do you achieve at this age what most cultural workers would find difficult to achieve in their lifetime?"

In this regard, Pu Jie has trouble saying,

I almost cried in front of the camera,

"I'm really not the kind of person you think"

"In the beginning, I just planned to buy a book."

"Please don't read my books anymore, I will starve to death if I make more money..."

"What are you doing!? I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!"

The staff controlled the excited Pu Jie, and the reporter smiled at the camera and said:

"Look, the ability of excellent online writers to write stories always exceeds our expectations."

Travel through the world of pirates and get a golden finger that can enter the Pokémon game.

I thought I could summon electric rats, garlic bastards, and fire-breathing lizards to kill everyone in the pirate world.

But the protagonist who entered the game was shocked: "Luffy!? Why are you in my Pokémon list!!?"

………………

On top of the war.

"Turn our bond into strength and march forward bravely! Luffy!!! MEGA evolution!"

Nika Luffy, see you!

"Concentrate wholeheartedly! Cut off all obstacles! Zoro! Use Z move!"

The Secret of the Three Sword Style·Z·Ultimate Destruction Flying Dragon Slash!

"Franky Dynamaxes! General Franky Arrives!"

The signal of flying smoke is that the mecha era is coming!

Nami wields the weather stick and wields 100,000 volts, Usopp shoots the whole crowd with a seed machine gun, Sanji transforms into a flame knight and dances in the crowd...

When the Straw Hats, who had obtained the power of Pokémon, came to the top to fight, all the strong men discovered...

It turned out that they had always underestimated that man's power!

After four years, He Yiming finally became a Sect Master, activated the sect system, and received sign-in rewards!

The system summoned the souls of humans from Earth, reshaped their bodies, and made them disciples of the sect!

With that, the sect’s style of operation drastically changed!

Even though they couldn’t even kill the monsters in the novice village head, they just had to do a suicide attack to defeat it. That, and a whole lot of shenanigans as they innovate the world of cultivation!

Tianmen comes to the world, the Spirit Qi revives, and strange beasts descend.

Young Wang Xianxian accidentally awakened to his vocation in life [winemaker]

In times of desperation, understand the way of wine and awaken your vocation [Wine Sword Immortal]

From then on, Wang Xianxian began the road of becoming stronger by drinking wine and getting drunk.

Many years later, the wine Sword Immortal stood on the gate of heaven.

Watch the comic Celestial Beast.

With a flick of the left hand, the immortal brew is opened.

He shook his right hand and started drinking.

Sword Immortal is carrying wine in his left hand and a sword in his right hand.

Drunk and kill Tianmen!

"The world of mortals is already crazy with a sword, but with wine one can climb up to the sky."

…

Reporter: Mr. Wang Xianxian, when faced with an enemy many times stronger than you, what kind of faith did you have in charging forward?

Wang Xianxian: I forgot.

Reporter: So how did you kill it?

Wang Xianxian: I forgot too.

Reporter: Did you say you forgot because you didn’t want to reveal too many details?

Wang Xianxian: No, I really forgot. I drank too much and lost the film...

"How about you delete me?"

"Otherwise, every time I receive a message, I will think it's you."

Customer: "Is it okay for me to buy a house? Can you please stop sending me this kind of message?"

"Come to my house after get off work and explain it to my husband."

Lin Yuan traveled through a parallel world and found that he was participating in a variety show and was randomly selected to work as an agent.

When other people sell their houses, they beg their father and grandma to sue them. He is not doing his job properly when selling his house. He is either finishing his job or on the road to finishing his job.

Sell the noisy house near the railway to the deaf and mute!

Sell dark and damp apartments to people who make wine!

Sell the spooky haunted house to people who make suspense movies

Sold the house in the deep mountains and old forests to a weight loss center!

Netizens are confused: What the hell do you call this an agency? I believe him even if he is said to be a pimp!

The weak rats gathered into a tide and charged mightily, facing an enemy that was almost impossible to defeat.

The black dragon streaked across the sky.

The fear was suppressed, and he waved the wooden spear in his hand, for faith and for the great god.

This is the story of a group of rats growing from humble beginnings to becoming powerful. It is also the story of a greedy person climbing towards the path of god.

The humble rats entrusted their faith to the Greedy One, and from then on the Greedy One became a god.

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Farming, war, development, god style, newbies and new authors, please support!

Lingkong, who traveled across the world and came to Star Railway, just wanted to be a fun person. "I would like to declare that I do not believe in joy, let alone the master of joy." The train trio said without hesitation. "Do you think we will believe your lies? Such obvious power of joy!" "To be honest, I actually know Aha and have fought with Destruction." "Look--" Follow the star train to travel around the world. , following his heart without being restrained, he is Clara's favorite big brother, and the strongest person who gives Swaro true emotions. He extends a helping hand to Cocolia who is bewitched by the star core, and is the one who changes the destiny in Elio's eyes. The devil, he made Cocoli

Lin Tian is an animation video UP, but unfortunately he made many videos and the results were not very good.

There was no other way. In order not to go hungry, he decided to follow the trend first and make a few inventory videos to see the effect.

"Since I'm going to take stock, of course I'll start by choosing the one I'm most familiar with, "Naruto."

...

Lin Tian thought that he was only targeting the general public.

Unexpectedly, the second Hokage Senju Tobirama would become his first audience.

Next, there are the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shura Uchiha Madara from the ninja world, and the big fat sheep Tsunade in the casino...