【Original Western Fantasy】

"Why does this [Summoning Card: Goblin] wear a black mask?"

"Because it's a ruthless goblin."

"Then what's the use of it?"

"It can steal your opponent's wallet."

“I@#￥%, who※※taught you to do this??!”

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You can be creative when making cards, but you can't kill people.

——Excerpted from the memory of a victim

Chief Jia: "You sell pirated discs and you also want to make a movie?"

Wu Yuan: "The wind suddenly rises and ruffles a pool of spring water."

Chief Jia: "Speak humanly!"

Wu Yuan: "None of your business!"

...

Dreaming back to the millennium, at this time, the fifth generation of directors has become famous, the sixth generation of directors are still struggling underground, and the best era of Chinese-language films has just begun.

Looking up at the world, Wu Yuan chose to plunge into the film industry.

"I only come here to do three things, which are: Make literary and artistic films! Make commercial films! Make commercial and artistic films!"

(China Entertainment, director, single female protagonist.)

[Campus entertainment single heroine, easy to complain about daily articles]

Pu Tong, a 18th-tier starlet, traveled through time and became a student. He was used to the entertainment industry's depths, and decided to stay away from it and study hard.

What? The original person was selected by a variety show and became an amateur student?

What the hell, a citizen’s daughter is sitting at the same table with him?

Why was I secretly photographed singing "My Deskmate" by myself?

This is not written for my deskmates, don’t get me wrong! I really don't have a crush on her.

…

Later, as a top student, Pu Tong did not choose drama and film schools, but quietly went to Beijing University...

Sorry fans, I really just want to study hard!

(The author is a dead nerd, his world view is more two-dimensional, and he doesn’t like to lightly criticize)

"Wang Cheng, we need to practice more!"

"No, I have to ensure eight hours of sleep every day."

…

"Wang Cheng, it's almost nine o'clock, you're late."

"Don't you go to work at nine o'clock? There's still one minute to go. Where's the time card machine?"

…

"Wang Cheng, what variety show do you want to appear on?"

"Is there a fishing variety show?"

A thousand years after the disappearance of the undead empire, the little skull who grew vegetables was still farming his farm until the summoning channel was reopened.

"Are you hungry? I have grown vegetables for a thousand years and saved a hundred million bits of food."

"Is all this farmland abandoned? Can I grow something?"

"The princess's city can't grow vegetables on the mountain? Then I won't go."

"They want to collect my taxes and not let me grow vegetables? Kill them!"

After Yan Yu’s family read through the book, they discovered that the protagonist of this ancient novel was the original uncle.

They took their uncle to drink blood, were separated early, and were pulled out for a walk at the end of the full text to show how miserable their lives are.

At this time, the plot is going to the point where the cousin is ruined by others, and the uncle comes to the door to reason and is injured. If the wheat in the field is not harvested, it will be desolate. Twelve taels of gambling debt…

When they were at a loss, [Support Trading Platform] was overjoyed.

Supporting trading platform: Connecting multiple dimensions, aiming to help users who are struggling to survive, overcome difficulties and tide over difficulties together.

Whoooo! move! Yes, we are poor!

A family of three: waiting to be separated by fate, self-reliant, and trying to survive.

But he didn’t want to, uncle, he was reborn! ! !

After some consideration, he decided to protect his family and embarked on a completely different path.

Reality: what? No distinction?

After Chen Kai was reborn, the system was bound. The first thing to do after rebirth is to trick your female brother Qin Xiaoyu into being his wife!

"Little fish, let's discuss something."

"Okay! Just don't borrow money."

"Be my wife."

"I treat you as a brother, and you want me to be your wife?"

"Don't get me wrong, I just hope to use my wife's relationship to maintain our brotherhood!"

Qin Xiaoyu nodded innocently, "It seems to make sense, but why do I feel that something is wrong?"

After the accidental time travel, Lu Chen got a wonderful system where as long as he was demoted, he could become stronger, and if he was dismissed or died in line of duty, he would be promoted directly in place, so he began to do everything possible to die, and acted against his experience as an official.

He provokes people that others dare not to provoke, and he does things that others dare not do!

However……

Empress: "Lu Qing, I only trust you!"

Baiguan: "Master Lu is not afraid of power, speaks out, dares to advise, and is brave to do things. He is a true man of the country!"

Common people: "The Great Xia Empire has lasted for thousands of years, and there is only Lu Xianggong who sincerely seeks blessings for us grassroots people!"

Aliens from all directions: "As long as Lu Chen is alive, we will never step into Great Xia!"

Lu Chen: "..."

False ninja: He went to ninja school at the age of six, entered Anbu at the age of eleven, devoted himself to death at the age of twenty-one, and became the nourishment of the leaves.

A real ninja: idle around, catch fish at work, clock in and leave work, do tasks without working hard, proficient in fishing and health preservation.

False Hokage: full marks for mouth, ninja world in heart.

The real Hokage: One mouthful is scary, and one foot is a big tube!

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This book is also known as "Hokage 955", "The Kizaru General Who Never Works Overtime", "Salary Determines My Fighting Power", "I Want to Be the Man of Hokage"...

When Ultraman picked up the system!

When Ultraman traveled to another world!

When Ultraman cultivated a Pokémon!

KONO Bailiyuan Da!

What? You say I'm not like Ultraman? Eat me a record of destruction and death!