[Harry Potter and the Hedgehog House + Lighthearted Happy Ending + Somewhat Satisfying + Family Bond with Stalin + No Romance + Some Deviations from the Original Story and Minor Timeline Adjustments for Minor Events + Apologies for Any Out-of-Character Errors + GGAD!]
This is an abstract fairy tale that requires a little imagination and a bit of brainpower.
[This might be a food article (perhaps)]
When the savior is too calm, the entire magical world is thrown into chaos!
Harry Potter was sorted into Hufflepuff, and everyone thought the Sorting Hat had gone senile.
Wait a minute, this seemingly leisurely boy seems... a bit off.
In first grade, he slept nestled in the arms of the three-headed dog that guarded the Philosopher's Stone.
In his second year, he kept the Basilisk in the Forbidden Forest and used Voldemort's diary as a pillow.
In third grade, he gave chocolates to Dementors on the train, and a snow fell on Black Lake at the end of summer, freezing everything in its path.
...
In this world filled with screams, intrigue, and magic, the capybara-like Ha uses his unique Buddhist philosophy to prove:
Sometimes, the best magic is to lie down and hand out snacks to everyone.
Of course, impolite people only deserve to eat big sinuses.
[Lighthearted and hilarious | Everyone's heartwarming | The art style of Hogwarts is gradually going astray]
Interview: Professor Snape, as Harry's guardian, what are your thoughts on him?
Si: Huh? That little brat is always causing trouble! But his cooking is pretty good though.
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A few bonus chapters will be randomly included. The main story blends wonderful school days with the vibrant summer vacation! A highly praised bedtime read, offering a sense of tranquility and peace to your inner world.
Stable updates, let's see how it goes?
A general, idle at home, suddenly brought home an adorable, somewhat naive little girl. Everyone in the household assumed their general had kindly rescued a girl from a poor background, but little did they know he was raising her like a wife, constantly teasing and caring for her. But why were so many inexplicable things happening after she entered the household? After investigating for a long time, Su Yue finally discovered that he wasn't raising a haughty, naive little girl, but rather a cat with a queenly aura and a strong sense of gratitude… This world is truly wondrous!
[Uchiha] + [Godzilla] + [Nuclear Science] + [Decisive and Ruthless] + [Sixth Brother] + [Three-Year Term]
He transmigrated into the Uchiha clan, carrying a Godzilla, and became the infamous Calamity Uchiha!
He recruited Shisui and Itachi as his underlings.
Uchiha Itachi: Bullshit! The Will of Fire! It's all hypocrisy and a pyramid scheme! It's nowhere near as good as Marxism! I must personally kill that scoundrel Hiruzen Sarutobi!
Uchiha Shisui: The future of the Uchiha clan is my light and my faith. Under his leadership, the Uchiha clan will surely regain its glory! But before that, Danzo! Take this! Kotoamatsukami!
Fugaku Uchiha: The Uchiha clan is more suitable for the position of clan leader than I am in the future. No one in the clan can match his magnanimity.
Beset by internal and external troubles, Danzo's face revealed a menacing glint; the night of annihilation was fast approaching.
Uchiha Mirai said: Exterminate the clan? Exterminate the hairy clan?
Tonight, let Konoha change its surname to Uchiha!
While others are still working hard to escape poverty, Zhao Bin has already conquered women with his hands. Ninety-nine out of a hundred women become his clients. Whether they are young women, lolis, mature women, or sophisticated women, as long as they have a massage from Zhao Bin, they will become addicted to the feeling. That's right, Zhao Bin is a massage therapist.
After traversing Teyvat, Liu Bai wandered until Winter Solstice, where he spent three years becoming an Executive Officer.
According to the Queen's orders, I need to seize the... what was it again from the gods of various countries?
Forget it, she'd be ecstatic if we just took the god back with us!
"Girl, let's go! I'll help you escape from prison!"
Liu Bai pulled up Naxida, who was still in shock from being forcibly kissed, and said...
Big news broke in the Human Federation: Ax, the commander of the Federation's Diamond Bachelor Wind Chime Legion, has a daughter. The daughter is a hybrid of human and cat, and is said to have a genetic defect, making her delicate and frail, and she could die at any moment.
The little cub has silver hair and heterochromatic eyes. It is well-behaved and cute. The entire Wind Chime Legion protects the cub. If anyone bullies it, everyone will raise their fists and beat it back: "My little cub is weak and sickly. Can you take responsibility if something happens to it?"
Everyone: These brainless guys who only know how to fight are too protective of their own. It's just a little cub, is it really necessary?
Until the little cub tilted its head and looked at everyone: I want to eat candy.
Everyone: Here, here, here! You can have as much as you want!
Chen Mo, an ordinary young man from Earth, was transformed into Tom, a blue cat, due to a mistake by the world consciousness of Tom and Jerry. Since Tom wasn't the person the world consciousness wanted, it had no choice but to throw him into the Beng Iron City. "What a joke? This is your origin?" Black Tower of the Genius Club stared at the lively blue cat before him, his mind reeling.
[Two chapters daily, one in the morning and one in the afternoon, at irregular times. Please follow the story according to your own schedule, mwah! My e-sports series novel, "Gold Medal Coach," is now available for pre-order!] E-sports player Ye Shaoyang wakes up after a car accident to find himself transmigrated to a magical ABO world, becoming a rookie streamer. To support himself, Ye Shaoyang decides to return to his old profession and try his luck in the e-sports world. Soon, thanks to his outstanding talent, he secures a contract with a top-tier e-sports club. Unexpectedly, on the very day he reports to the team, he differentiates into an Omega in front of the captain, Chi Shuo. Chi Shuo leads the new team [Butterfly Spirit].
[Transformation + Slice of Life + Two Female Leads]
Jiang Nian, a 25-year-old unemployed youth, was transformed into a girl by the system for some absurd reason.
"You mean, I was chosen by you just because my name is Jiang Nian? And you forcibly bound me to you?"
System: Yes.
Can I use Zisha (purple clay) pottery?
System: No, that won't work.
She thought becoming a girl was tough enough, but what was even tougher was that the system wanted her to go back to school.
"What? Go back to school? Maybe I should just stick with Zisha pottery."
System: Since you're already unemployed, why not go back and rebuild your life? With my assistance, it's better than you being a carefree, unemployed young man.
Jiang Nian was speechless....
Since she was already there, she decided to make the best of it. And so, Jiang Nian's school life began. But why was she being targeted as soon as she enrolled?
(This is a newbie's journey, so there might be some minor hiccups at the beginning. Please bear with me.)
Having experienced all seven emotions and six desires, I sit and watch the rise and fall of human life.
I was originally a carefree, immortal being, but after experiencing the mortal world, I became a banished immortal.
Yu Changsheng, a modern-day office worker, transmigrated to this world, but due to a 404 time-travel glitch, he was transformed into an idiot.
Fortunately, he has a longevity point system, meaning his lifespan is endless, and he gains one point every year.
Sooner or later, it will be added to intelligence, awakening innate wisdom.
"Congratulations, host, you have survived another year in the cruel world of cultivation. You have gained 1 free attribute point. Please allocate it."
"Host not responding, adding points randomly."
Strength +1
"Charm +1"
Speed +1
...
Many years later, Yu Changsheng was still known far and wide as the village's idiot... well,
He was a fool with immense strength, handsome features, and unparalleled agility.
When his parents grew old and frail, they worried that Yu Changsheng would have no one to take care of him in the future.
Left with no other choice, his parents bought another little girl from human traffickers to take care of him.
When both parents passed away, and my younger sister grew up...
That day, his younger sister suddenly ran up to him, her face flushed, and asked, "You silly Yu... do you want a wife?"
"Congratulations, host, another cruel twist..."
"Host not responding, adding points randomly."
Intelligence +1
On this day, Yu Changsheng turned 27 and awakened his Su Hui.
Looking at the shy and bashful girl before him, a flash of wisdom crossed Yu Changsheng's eyes: "Um... please call me Yu Changsheng..."
A dashing young man in fine clothes and riding a spirited horse, now with white hair and a weathered past.
All beings in this mortal world are but passersby; the world is but illusion, I am the true self.
Time may slay the proud, but it cannot slay me.