[June 28th, I time-traveled.] [July 1st, I disguised myself as a kingdom agent and fooled the sheriff, sentence +10 years] [July 18th, I forged an identity to cross the border and incidentally killed the border guard, sentence +80 years] [August 2nd, I started brewing and selling bootlegging, and had eight fights with local thugs in one day. The Night Shift Chief was furious, sentence +50 years] [August 21st, I changed my identity and joined the Night Shift Bureau, altered my file, sentence -140 years] [September 3rd, I was discovered altering the file, sentence +500 years!] [December 25th, I ignited the flames of Reforging Fala City, sentence... +40k years, haha]... [July 7th, I am the Night Shift Chief now, sentence permanently reset to zero]... [December 12th, these files need a name change, how about the Regent's Memoirs?]... [June 28th, it's time...]

Tang Yu transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and became the son of a titled Douluo elder of the Clear Sky Sect. He started with the "Hammer Tang San System," which allowed him to become stronger by hammering Tang San, and included four system tasks: [Task 1: Initial Hammering of Tang San.] [Task 2: When Tang San first returned to the Clear Sky Sect to acknowledge his ancestors, hammer him hard and blast him out of the sect.] Completing these tasks would reward Tang Yu with various rich rewards, including soul bones, external soul bones, and martial souls. Tang Yu: Okay, okay! Hammering Tang San makes me stronger, right? Here I come, you little brat! Tang San: Don't come any closer! Please, Brother Yu! Please stop hammering me! Tang Yu: Impossible! This is absolutely impossible! How could his Clear Sky Hammer be so powerful?

When Jiang Feng woke up, he found himself transformed into Andrew van der Kemp, the troublesome and rebellious son in the American TV series "Desperate Housewives".

The bad news is, something's not right in this world. Aunt Susan next door keeps attracting serial killers, Gabrielle's closet not only hides a gardener but also a ghost doll, and her own perfectionist mother, Brie, is cutting a piece of meat that looks like a werewolf with a silver knife.

The good news is that he has awakened the [Horror Attribute Plundering System]. By killing ghosts and monsters, he can plunder attributes such as "Immortality," "Dream Travel," and "Chainsaw Mastery."

But what's even more absurd is that he discovers he possesses a hidden attribute: "Homosexual Nightmare Trapper." Whether it's a grotesque killer with a sharp knife, a chainsaw maniac, or a serial killer in his dreams, they all seem to have a morbid obsession with him.

“Hey Freddy, I know you like me and dream about me,” Andrew wiped the blood-stained shotgun, staring blankly at the charred man, “but you look too much like a burnt pizza, we’re not a good match.” This was Andrew’s cozy daily life in Wisteria County—handling perfect family dinners by day and stuffing monster heads into compost bins by night.

Lin Qingyun transmigrated to a cultivation world and gained a daily intelligence panel. [Intelligence 1: In the northeast corner of the ancient secret realm, a murderer has hidden two Foundation Establishment Pills underground. Consuming them will instantly boost your cultivation to the mid-Foundation Establishment stage.] [Intelligence 2: Senior Sister Situ Xuan has fallen for you. Winning over Situ Xuan will grant you a supreme cultivation technique, but you'll also offend fifty senior brothers and your master.] [Intelligence 3: You have been targeted by an ancient Nascent Soul stage beast that has taken human form. She plans to use you as a cultivation vessel; once subdued, you can become her mount.] [Intelligence 4: The fifth trial is about to begin, and you will face mortal danger in this trial.]... Relying on the panel, each...

[Genshin Impact] + [Writing a Diary]

In Genshin Impact, you can become stronger by writing in your diary.

result……

I was captured by Ningguang as soon as I arrived in Liyue.

While in Mondstadt, he was subjected to all sorts of torment by Yola.

Yura: "I've come to get revenge on you, and I mean it!"

The Divine Child: "Ara ara, would you like to check if I have body odor?"

Shadow: "Would you like to try my cooking?"

Off the court, he's a ruin—"You rarely see him take training seriously, let alone put in extra practice." "His hobbies are so diverse; eating, drinking, sleeping—it seems he's interested in everything except basketball." "You hear rumors about him with many ordinary people, Hollywood actresses, and even female reporters and hosts at NBA games." "I can only say it's all true; he's a womanizer, but he's incredibly charming and manages to remain untouched." On the court, he's the GOAT—"His rise to fame is like getting everything for free in a shopping mall; it seems he gets everything without paying anything in return."

Decisive and ruthless + ensemble acting genius + humor + fast pace + immortal killing

A genius? That's just the threshold to my door!

You haven't cultivated yourself; you see me like a frog at the bottom of a well looking at the moon in the sky!

If you cultivate yourself, you will see me as a mayfly seeing the blue sky!

…

Jianghuainan has seen dragons!

The dragon's head lowered from the depths of the dark clouds, and in the instant their eyes met—

The dragon is gone, but Jiang Huainan now possesses the "Heaven and Earth Eight Extremes Returning to the Treasure Register".

After that, Jiang Huainan realized that there was another side to this world!

He desperately wanted to find a demon to take him in and make him stronger.

But after four years of searching, we found nothing!

He was in a car accident on his 19th birthday.

It was entirely black, with a white head and a large tail; the flowers, trees, and plants had withered, and the land was cracked…

Found it!!

Jiang Huainan rushed forward excitedly!

Patience? Fear?

All of that is bullshit compared to the determination to find the truth and become stronger!

He took the knife and chopped the demon to pieces, piece by piece!

Containing the "Fei" will yield the Plague Poison, spreading plague and annihilation.

Containing a "drowning ghost" grants the power to control water, allowing one to command all water at will.

Containing "Yonghe" grants the user the power of the Tongbi Divine Arm, enabling them to support the heavens and shake the earth.

However, everything seemed to change once he became an "insider".

The school is actually the most forbidden area in Kyushu.

My grandfather is a patrolman in the mortal realm, the highest-ranking official after the Underworld Marshal!

My second grandfather is a descendant of the Yin lineage and worships the Great Emperor of Fengdu!

My third grandfather is…

My parents pulled a provincial bureau chief from a pile of corpses!

The one who owes his parents a favor is the head of the Huaxia National Craftsman Family!

Although my parents left, they secured for me something even the most powerful figures in the capital envied…

Jiang Huainan: I am the Crown Prince of Dong Province! The Immortal Slayer Zhenwu! I only kill, I do not save! If you have not accumulated merit, then you must not be of my kind, and your heart must be different!

"In the beginning of time, who passed on the Dao?" This issue's headline on the Primordial Spirit Network: The Zixiao Palace meeting, presided over by the Taiheng God Emperor and attended by all the celestial deities, officially approved the construction plan for the Thirty-Six Heavenly Defense Circle. The Taiheng God Emperor stated: The continued growth of the Chaos Beasts seriously threatens the harmony and stability of the Primordial World and the safety of the lives and property of its citizens. The Thirty-Six Heavenly Defense Circle will transform into a membrane of heaven and earth and a sacred battlefield, where all divine beings must go to defend against chaos beyond the Primordial World. Next, please see the breaking news: The Innate Spiritual Qi version 10.0, jointly developed by the Nuwa God, Jianmu God, Doumu God, and Taizhen God, will be upgraded soon. Please...

The final whistle blew in the national tournament, and Shohoku defeated Sannoh!

A car accident sends Higashino Daichi into the world of "Slam Dunk," where he becomes a member of the Shohoku basketball team.

To keep his promise to his girlfriend, he calmly won every match on the field.

But as the basketball repeatedly slices through the air and pierces the net, as sweat and shouts intertwine into a familiar rhythm, the heart that beats only for the promise is gradually ignited by the basketball itself—

Then one day, a familiar figure appeared on the sidelines.

She looked at him with an unfamiliar face, but her eyes shone with a light that only he could understand.

The agreement still stands, but this match is no longer just about fulfilling that agreement.

—It turns out that love can transcend everything and find you.

[Dual male leads + Infinite flow + Thrilling story + Two strong leads + 1v1]

[A carefree, seemingly gentle but actually twisted fortune teller (bottom) × A possessive, seemingly twisted but actually gentle dungeon NPC (top)]

[The Blind Man and the Snake]

Once inside the Infinite Game, while others were still confused and unsure how to proceed, Chu Yun had already drawn his Tarot cards.

The rules for the copy? It's just a matter of one card.

While others fled in panic, Chu Yun strolled leisurely, avoiding all the fierce ghosts and monsters.

Are the rules employing a "choose the wrong thing and you're doomed" approach?

Chu Yun drew a card and the answer was immediately revealed on the card; there was no need to guess!

He did whatever the cards told him to do.

I was just about to draw a card.

Huh? Where did the Lovers card go?

The man emerged from the shadows, cornering him against the wall, toying with the card between his fingers, a playful smile on his face.

"Do whatever the cards tell you to do?"

The man then leaned down and whispered, "What if... the cards make you love me?"

"Believe in yourself..."

This is a story about a blind man who uses tarot cards as a cane and the divine NPCs who roam various dungeons.