"Who are you? What's your purpose in approaching us?"... "Why do you seem to know everything? Did you plan all this?"... "It's all you! If it weren't for you, this wouldn't have happened!"... "Impossible, impossible! You just wanted to save us?! You must have some other scheme!"... "Are we really wrong... Captain, I'm sorry..."... "No! I don't want you to die! Please, don't leave us..."... "I'm alive again? No, we're all alive again..."... "Captain, this time, I..."... "You said you knew me?" The captain, sipping his noodles, looked at the group of Valkyries who had suddenly found him, feeling a little confused. Didn't he...didn't she just travel through time? She was still wondering how she was going to gain the Valkyries' trust now that she had suddenly become a girl, but why did they act like they knew her so well?

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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

Weibo: Luo Xiaopai 55 Pre-collection: "Dating the Ex After Breaking Up" and "Becoming the Heroine of a Dog-blood Niangdao Novel". My dear friends, take a look at it~ The text of this article: Shen Xian died suddenly due to an accident and traveled through time to an old ABO sad novel. She became the scumbag in the book who made her father have a stroke, her mother swallow medicine, and her wife divorced. Her daughter was afraid of her, her wife was afraid of her, and even her aunts and uncles had to take a detour when they saw Shen Xian. In the original book, Shen Xian was entangled with Lin Qinghan in every possible way, and asked Lin Qinghan for money from time to time. The male protagonist Lu Jianbai in the original book was a doctor in the same department as Lin Qinghan. With the help of Lu Jianbai, Lin Qinghan successfully got rid of Shen Xian, the scumbag. The two sent Shen Xian, who was blackmailing and asking for money, to jail. Shen Xian held his forehead and thought: She doesn't want to be such a scumbag! Fortunately, she still has a system following her, so Shen Xian tore up the original book plot: A friendly conversation with the daughter will be rewarded with 50 yuan; A walk with the father downstairs will be rewarded with 100 yuan; A reward of 100 yuan will be given for picking up the daughter from kindergarten; With the money obtained from completing tasks, Shen Xian returned to his old business in his previous life and opened a small venture capital company, but in a short period of time, the company made its mark in Linhai City, and his ex-wife Lin Qinghan and daughter also kept changing their views on Shen Xian... Mini-theater: Shen Tian licked the strawberry candy and complained: Mommy, Mommy, there are several beautiful young ladies in Mommy's office today. Lin Qinghan raised an eyebrow and looked at Shen Xian: Really? Shen Xian (nervous) explained: Oh, my dear, I was wrong, they all only

The female General Tuoba Yan was chosen by the emperor in the northwest and summoned to the capital to serve as his queen. She spent the first half of her life on the battlefield to protect her home and the country but was mu*dered by the women in harem secretly.

Originally, she thought that it was a farewell to the world, but General Tuoba’s consciousness occupied the body of the suicidal girl Tuoba Yan.

And, to complete Tuoba Yan’s last wish, she chose to step into the entertainment circle as a martial arts substitute and fight all the way up, swearing to never falter!

[This article will be published on January 23rd, with a 10,000-word update to be released. Thank you for your continued support and companionship.] Copywriter 1: In her previous life, Lu Shinian was a love-sick person, wasting her best years on a scumbag. Foolishly believing she had found true love, she only discovered just before their engagement that he and his best friend were already together. Both he and his best friend returned home, leaving her to be hit and killed by a truck. In this life, Lu Shinian resolves to turn over a new leaf and study hard. Faced with the scumbag's passionate confession, Lu Shinian slaps him in the face, "Get out! Don't delay my studies!" To shed her reputation as the "last-place student," Lu Shinian sets her sights on Yu He, the perennially top student. Despite Yu He's quiet, reserved demeanor and humble background, only Lu Shinian knows that in ten years, he'll be a world-renowned mathematician of renown. If she clings to Yu He's patronage, will admission to a 985 or 211 university still be a dream? Lu Shinian immediately transformed into a warmhearted lackey. When Yu He was bullied, she rolled up her sleeves without a word and stepped forward to help. When Yu He didn't like to talk, she would chat with her every day to cheer her up. When Yu He had no money to buy fruit, she worried she might be malnourished, so she bought her a large bag of fruit... But no matter how persistently Lu Shinian wooed her, Yu He remained indifferent, her response always being the same five words, "Stay away from me." As time went by, Lu Shinian's desire to seduce the academic genius faded. One day after school, Yu He cornered her at the corner of the stairs. The academic genius's eyes were red, angry and aggrieved. "Why did you ask him questions today instead of me?" "Is his academic performance better than mine?" Lu Shinian was bewildered, wondering if she had encountered a ghost. Was this tearful person really the aloof academic genius? Later, Lu Shinian realized that Yu He's coldness and seriousness were all fake. She could secretly cry all night long over a wrong question. How did she know? Because Yu He hugged her and cried. Later, on graduation day, Yu He slowly approached her, blushing and calling her name, "Lu Shinian, I want to be closer to you." Lu Shinian smiled slightly. What a coincidence, me too—Copyright 2: The students at University A all knew that Professor Yu was a prodigy in mathematics. He was usually taciturn, and all he could think of was numbers. He was considered a machine who only cared about academic research. One day at a lecture, a gossipy person asked, "I heard that Professor Yu has always been single. Do you plan to dedicate your life to mathematics and never marry?" Yu He slowly said, "My wife wouldn't agree." "???" The double entendre shocked the audience. After the lecture that day, someone stumbled upon Professor Yu and a beautiful woman "arguing" in the hallway. Professor Yu, usually described as aloof and serene by outsiders, was now ensconced in the woman's embrace, his ears flushed, his elegant face etched with shame. "Still out there," the woman gently lifted Professor Yu's chin with her fingertips, her tone slightly resentful. "Have you forgotten you even have a girlfriend like me, Professor Yu?" [Eating Guide] 1. Outwardly optimistic and chatty, but actually a scheming, shrewd little sunshine x stubborn and aloof, but actually a crybaby, academic genius (essentially aggression) / 1v1 / Sweet story / Routine / Plot driven by emotional connection 3. Slow-burn relationship, with both parties settling into adulthood. 4. After rebirth, Lu Shinian has no feelings for the scumbag; his heart and soul are all about Yu He. 5. Thanks for meeting. If you don't like her, we'll see each other again!

To save her life, Qiao Yu slept with the newly-coming heroine. To curry her favor, Qiao Yu then offended her CEO aunt, a wildly popular actress, and a powerful and influential female tycoon in Beijing. And then—she promptly devolved into a frail, helpless omega. Qiao Yu: This is outrageous. [-Private.] Weibo @一辫细腰 Follow-up post: "Crazy [Quick Transmigration]" A collection copy—"Stop fighting for me! You won't get anyone killed!"

I've been transported to Genshin Impact! And I even have a gacha system! And my first ten-pull yielded two gold skills, one of which is Sword Master! Am I starting Genshin Impact as invincible? But the second skill is a 100% chance of being caught bare-handed?! (This mainly uses various memes and comedic skills; in the story, Luminous isn't the official mute Luminous, she's a lousy Luminous.) Current skill: 100% chance of being caught bare-handed. I can't do anything. I'll just have to corner myself, smash Valdo, and the four gods can't even gather one Mora. I'm about to launch an awesome attack!

(Urban slice-of-life, snuggling, just like the title suggests, the synopsis is misleading... but I guess it's not really.)

Having inexplicably arrived in this bizarre world, when she first saw familiar people, Buguge thought she had traveled to a world she knew well.

However, after a while, she realized that this world seemed a little abnormal.

Why are there so many other people?

A merged world? Or did she not travel to another world, but instead travel to the people she knew?

"Hey Pigeon, what are you thinking about? Come help us quickly, or we'll both miss the concert!" Robin's voice came from the dressing table.

"Coming, coming. It's just a little makeup, no need to rush." ​​Pigeon hurriedly walked to Robin's side.

As soon as I walked over, the robin pinned me down in front of the dressing table, saying, "Because, it's not me who needs to put on makeup~"

"No! Wait!"

"You can't resist~" In order to shut up the pigeon's mouth, the robin had no choice but to use its own beak to block it.

Jing Ye was a true little pitiful thing.

Orphaned at a young age, and later falsely accused by her boss of stealing research results, she was even pushed off a building. When she woke up, she found herself transmigrated into an ABO yuri novel—as the live-in Alpha spouse of the female lead's family.

The female lead, Jiang Sixian, took pity on the Alpha who had ended up on the streets and brought her home to avoid a political marriage. She gave her a life of comfort and abundance, never expecting she'd invited a wolf into the house.

The live-in Alpha, unable to seduce her, flew into a rage. After forcefully marking Jiang Sixian, she cheated during the pregnancy and got caught. Then, in a moment of cruelty, she strangled their two-year-old daughter.

Jiang Sixian, a stunning beauty with a mad streak, completely broke down. In her frenzy, she cut out the Alpha’s glands and fed them to the dogs before dying together with her.

When Jing Ye transmigrated into this moment, she found herself staring at a closed bathroom door, the sound of running water inside. She silently recited, “If I can't afford to offend her, I can at least hide from her.”

But just as she was about to sneak away, a sudden whiff of violet-scented pheromones enveloped her, overstimulating her senses.

A woman leaned lazily against the wall, seductive charm written all over her sultry features.

“In heat and still holding back from marking me? Hm?”

Jing Ye, who transmigrated into this body as an ordinary Beta:

…Is there something wrong with this script!?

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Jiang Sixian had been reborn.

The first thing she did was track down the woman who betrayed her in her past life. Her plan? Sleep with her once, then go find an Alpha to give her a child.

The beauty stepped out of the bath, irresistibly sexy.

Just as she braced herself through her disgust and leaned in for a kiss, the hand on her shoulder trembled, gently pulling up her slip strap to avoid looking, face flushed deep red:

“My pheromone marking doesn’t work... Big sister, could you find someone else?”

Jiang Sixian: ...?

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At first, Jiang Sixian coldly watched Jing Ye play innocent, curious to see what tricks she could pull this time around.

But when she worked overtime into the night, it was Jing Ye who brought her water and carefully prepared late-night snacks.

When heavy rain poured down, it was Jing Ye who ran around the city just to buy her favorite shaomai (steamed dumplings).

When Jiang Sixian was sabotaged and thrown into pheromone disorder, the same girl who had always been rejected and dismissed came rushing in without hesitation, shielding her behind her back—taking on several Alphas in a desperate fight.

When the agreed marriage term finally ended, Jing Ye thought she could finally be free. She quietly hid her differentiation report and turned to leave, only for Jiang Sixian to grab her by the tie and kiss her:

> “Don’t be in such a hurry. Now that you’ve differentiated into an Alpha, leave me a child before you go.”

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【Reader Notes】

1. Main couple is 1v1, HE (happy ending), both are "clean" (no past relationships).

2. Transmigration x Rebirth story. A mature older sister picks up a pitiful little puppy, only for the little puppy to become a doting, possessive Alpha husband. Five-year age gap. AO can conceive. No new organs invented.

3. Slow burn romance. The Alpha will differentiate later. Extreme wife-pampering and possessiveness. The female lead starts strong, then mutual doting develops.

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Tags: Wealthy Families, Rebirth, Sweet Story, Transmigration

Keywords: Main characters – Jing Ye, Jiang Sixian

Ai Chen traveled through time.

The good news is that he traveled to a wealthy family and became a true rich second generation with endless money.

The bad news is that he forgot to bring his second brother with him when he traveled through time, causing him to become a delicate and beautiful girl.

If they become girls, they will do something earth-shattering, right?

So Xia Yingxing kidnapped another rich girl, Lingyun, and brought her home to raise as his wife...

Xia Yingxing: "From today on, you are my wife."

Lingyun: “Da-me~”

after a while……

Xia Yingxing: "Wife..."

Lingyun: "Kiss me first and then talk about other things, okay?"