Thor: I can summon lightning. Rogge: I will Thunder Escape.
Hulk: I am so powerful and invulnerable. Rogge: I will be able to do so.
Scarlet Witch: I can create hallucinations. Rogge: Moonreader and learn more about other gods.
Groot: This is Groot.
Rogge: I can hide from wood, and top the Buddha.
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This is a story of a ninja who aspires to become the god of ninjas and makes trouble in the Marvel world.
Hero Zhang Han was frustrated in life originally, but he stepped into the Cultivation World by a stroke of luck. Possessing divine natural gifts, he ascended into the disaster-crossing period step by step. He had imagined his life would not have any hardships anymore, but unfortunately incurred the god thunder since he violated the fate. After he woke up, he was surprised to find that he was reborn, going back a few years ago. He found that the world was different from what it used to be after his rebirth and he had a lovely daughter.
Zhang Han’s fate thus underwent a huge transformation. In the fast-paced urban life, he opened up a place for his daughter to have fun. Because of his daughter’s enthusiasm for food, he opened a restaurant, which attracted countless diners. His business was booming and money did roll in. In his spare time, he also wrote songs to earn extra income. At the same time, he performed a sweet love story with his daughter’s mother…
After his rebirth, he became a godly stay-home dad in the accumulation of experience. “Dote on my daughter and love my daughter” became his life creed. Although a few nasty guys occasionally appeared in his life, they were all beaten off by virtue of his mightiness.
Let’s take a look at how this godly stay-home dad lived in the city and how Zhang Han led his happy life.
Jiang Yuan traveled through a world of resurrected spiritual energy to fend off ferocious beasts, but his talent was too poor and he made no progress. Unexpectedly, at the age of ninety, his talent activated a billion times. World-class skills: one breath, two breaths, complete. Star-level skills: one cup of tea, two cups of tea, complete. Universe-level skills: one hour, two hours, complete. Transcendent-level skills: one day, two days, complete. (This story and characters are purely fictional. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.) [Collapse]
Chen Mo traveled to the martial arts world at the end of the dynasty and became a frail scholar.
In these troubled times, life is precarious, and there is a delicate and beautiful sister-in-law who needs to be taken care of.
While helping his sister-in-law chop wood, Chen Mo discovered that he could become stronger by swinging a knife...
Xiao Xixi travelled back to ancient times and became one of the prince’s concubines.
It should have been the beginning of the palace fight, but she just wanted to be a salted fish.
Salted fish is the way to survive, and eating and waiting for death is the true meaning of life!
But,
Prince Gao Leng loves her very much
……..
Father Xiao: Daughter, you have to live up to your expectations, our family can count on you to climb the heights of dragons and the phoenixes!
Xiao Xixi: No, I’m just a salted fish
Palace maid : Little Master, you have to live up to your expectations, you must defeat those green tea b*tches to become the crown princess!
Xiao Xixi: No, I’m just a salted fish
Crown Prince : Concubine Ai, you have to live up to your expectations, I just count on you to inherit the lineage!
Xiao Xixi: No, I’m just a salted fish
Prince : It’s okay, I can be a lazy bump too.
As a golden dragon entrusted by his parents to a human family to be raised since childhood, Noah has no hobbies, but he likes to cultivate kings.
Although there are always ignorant scholars who misunderstand him and call him the teacher of regicide and the dragon who tramples on the royal power, after thousands of years, there are also wise men who praise him as the emperor dragon and the holy dragon.
And the hundreds of tribes in the empire, who are even more numerous, call him the founder of the golden age, the immortal sun that shines on the empire, and they long for his regency to take over the power of the empire.
Wang Mo wakes up in a parallel world—now the boss of a failing software company.
Through his inherited memories, he quickly realizes something strange:
This world has no viral apps!
There’s iQIYI, Youku, and Tencent Video—but no TikTok.
There’s Taobao—but no Pinduoduo.
There’s Dota—but no League of Legends.
There’s a car rental service—but no Didi ride-hailing app.
Armed with memories from his previous life, Wang Mo begins his comeback.
Starting with short video platforms, he builds one blockbuster app after another.
One step at a time, he rewrites the tech industry.
Xiao Ma: "Short videos? They won’t threaten anything."
Da Ma: "No app can shake Taobao's position."
But when every project they mocked turns into a global success…
The business world falls completely silent.
An accident
Sheng Xi, a top assassin from the year 30333, unexpectedly transmigrates into a fake heiress who is cannon fodder in an entertainment novel, becoming a quintessential cannon fodder character.
Zhen Qianjin is gentle and kind, and her parenting skills have made her a role model for young mothers. Her twins have also become popular child stars.
She, on the other hand, will be subjected to widespread online condemnation for abusing her child and using the child as a tool for self-promotion, ultimately ending up disgraced, divorced, and separated from her family.
In response to this.
Sheng Xi said that if you can't beat someone, you might as well just lie down and be as happier as you can be when you're giving up!
Isn't it great to be waited on hand and foot? Isn't it awesome to have a wealthy husband who's never home? Isn't it exhilarating to max out your unlimited black card? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to buy luxury cars, jewelry, and yachts until your hands are sore?
Why bother competing with the Goddess of Heaven for luck?
But as Sheng Xi lay there, she noticed something was wrong. Why was her story starting to take the lead role? Her wealthy husband became increasingly insecure about her, her adorable son couldn't wait to be by her side, and the comments on the reality show about raising children were full of unexpected twists and turns:
"Who said Sheng Xi abused the child? They clearly have a harmonious relationship, okay?"
"I want a dozen mothers like Sheng Xi!"
"Sheng Xi's 'laissez-faire' parenting style allows her child to grow up to be more outstanding, completely outclassing those assembly-line parenting methods!"
Multiple education experts published articles overnight praising Sheng Xi's excellent parenting methods, and numerous universities sent her invitations to encourage her to give parenting lectures...
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In response, Sheng Xi said that lying down is too difficult; she just wants to be a carefree, happy-go-lucky person without any ambition, sob sob~
A geek addicted to games, almost kicked out of the house?
No, this is the eve of the awakening of the stock god!
The game guild leader called: "Don't quit the game! Come to work at my company tomorrow!
You can slack off on your job and your salary will be paid as usual, and it won’t interfere with your playing games!"
Holy shit! The chairman is actually the chairman of a private equity fund?
When the financial elites looked at this person who was parachuted in and couldn't even distinguish the K-line, their eyes were full of contempt.
Next——
"Junk ST? Sorry, go all in!" - Ten daily limit ups in a row! Shocked the whole audience!
“Bitcoin is going to rise? Short it! Short it to the death!” In an instant, hundreds of billions of short orders crashed the market, and the entire network went bankrupt!
"Wall Street wants to short us? Haha, follow my instructions and raid their hometown!"
He raised his arm and called for action, and domestic capital forces responded in droves, launching a joint attack on Wall Street!
Wall Street is going crazy!
The whole company was dumbfounded: "What the hell?! This guy is a newcomer? This is the stock god descending to earth!"
From being despised by all to being flattered by all, the elites hugged their thighs and cried: "God of Stocks! Take us to fly!"
New York Times headline: "Global markets crash! The devil from the East swings his death scythe"
The chairman of Nasdaq begged for mercy overnight: "Please stop! Wall Street is going bankrupt!"
Giving birth!"
Facing the interview, Su Hao helplessly spread his hands and said: "There is no such thing as a stock god. It's just a sixth sense I developed by opening 999 boxes in the game..."
The people of Dafang village all say, the personality of the Lian family’s eldest daughter changed dramatically after her engagement was cancelled by her fiance’s family. She became extremely forceful and unreasonable.
After hearing this, Lian Fangzhou secretly thought: Forceful? My parents are dead, my little brothers and sister are still young, with no one lending a helping hand, there are too many people looking to bully us showing up at my door! There’s still the most shameless pair of uncle and aunt eyeing our few acres of land, and even scheming to sell me off as a concubine! Treating my siblings as servants at their beck and call! If I was not forceful, how would we be able to live in peace? Don’t tell me that I should act like the previous Lian Fangzhou and die from extreme anger?
In order to quell this bunch of demons, break out a wide path to walk on, angelic faces are useless, only the tricks used by malevolent spirits are the way to go!