(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no

[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]

The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.

Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.

Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.

In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.

But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.

The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.

She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.

Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?

She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!

However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!

So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.

Oh no, it’s court.

On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.

[What? The emperor was cheated on?]

[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]

[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]

Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.

The emperor went crazy killing people.

Lin Shaowen got drunk at a class reunion, and after waking up from a nap, he inexplicably came to the world of Love in Courtyard, and became Lin Shaowen, an outstanding graduate of Beijing University of Chinese Medicine.

He has just graduated from college and now faces a choice: to go to Union Hospital to be a formal doctor with a bright future, or to go to a steel mill to be an unknown factory doctor.

Lin Shaowen chose the factory doctor without hesitation.

There is no way. Letting a social animal work as a doctor in a hospital is like killing someone. What's more, the staff of Union Hospital are all big names. They can tell his medical level at a glance.

But after he made his choice, a "ding" sound went off in his mind.

The "Fishing in All Heavens" system is enabled, and you can fish in all things in the heavens.

Lin Shaowen almost vomited blood. If this damn fishing system had come a minute earlier, his life would have been different.

Lin Xiaoman traveled to the courtyard world and encountered a family split at the beginning.

Fortunately, he has an intelligence system that can provide him with a steady stream of intelligence about the Siheyuan world.

From then on, he knew everyone's little secret in the courtyard.

In the steel mill, he rose to prominence thanks to the intelligence he obtained in advance.

[Do you think life is boring?]

[Do you want to experience different lives in another world?]

[We have rich, killer, hunter, beggar, countless random identities for you to experience.]

[Do you want to start the game now?]

[Yes] [No]

It's ridiculous. As a good person who abides by the law, how can I find life boring?

He Ao sneered and chose [Yes]

[Initiating the system...]

[The game is loading.]

[Welcome to the Life Copy Game]

[The novice task is loading, and you are randomly matching the life role for you.]

[Successful match]

——

This is a good person who abides by the law, opening countless stories of life in a world full of chaos and madness. Convinced)

For the righteousness of the people, hold on to the idea of ​​soaring to the sky, and fight for the world! A green leaf reverses the chaotic years, uncovers the eternal secret, and the boy rises from obscurity to bury the gods and demons. Sleep with the most beautiful woman and kill the strongest enemy. Fusion of nine true bloods, to achieve the supreme god emperor, one man and one sword, kill all enemies in the world!

In the 1990s, the United States officially announced its entertainment globalization strategy. The film and television industry flourished, and Hollywood's tentacles spread across the globe! Arthur Smith, who had traveled through time and space, embarked on a journey of feasting with European and American beauties! Looking at Monica Bellucci, Arthur Smith said:

In recent days, more and more people have been talking about Yi Zhonghai in He Yuzhu's ear.

Even Xu Damao asked several times.

All they said was that they hoped He Yuzhu could see Jia Dongxu for the last time.

He Yuzhu didn't care about these things at first, but with so many people talking about them, he felt a little strange.

He found Li Zhenjiang: "You went to see Jia Dongxu with Xu Damao yesterday. How is Jia Dongxu's condition?"

Li Zhenjiang said: "It's still the same as before. He doesn't wake up much.

However, there is something particularly strange.

Every time I go to the hospital, the old man pulls me to talk.

The meaning of his words is that he hopes I can persuade you to go to the hospital to visit Jia Dongxu.

He also said that it is better to resolve the grievances than to make them.

Jia Dongxu is about to die, and I don't want him to die with regrets."

After listening to this, He Yuzhu didn't say anything, but carefully recalled the things in Shazhu's life.

At that time, with Sha Zhu busying around, Jia Dongxu's hospitalization didn't have so many problems.

Yi Zhonghai's plan to replace the elderly was going smoothly.

That is, the deaf old lady reminded Sha Zhu a few words in a subtle way. Seeing that Sha Zhu didn't understand, she didn't dare to tell the truth, so she gave up.

At that time, for the deaf old lady, it was to ensure Yi Zhonghai's retirement, not to save Sha Zhu.

Her idea was to save Sha Zhu after Yi Zhonghai was stable.

Little did she know that at that time, Sha Zhu was beyond saving.

There are too many changes in this life, and Sha Zhu's memory can only be used as a reference.

What exactly is it that requires He Yuzhu to be present?

Pay money?

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Chen Yanlong, a retired special soldier and web writer, traveled to become the head of the Third Reich at the end of 2017. Let's see how he led the retreating German army. In 1943, he turned bad things into good things and re-established A peaceful and prosperous country, benefiting the people.

Introduction (trading between two worlds, dominating the universe, and traveling through dreams.)

Li Xuan was diagnosed with mental illness!

The reason was that he started having nightmares two months ago, and once he fell asleep his consciousness would enter another parallel world.

In this world, the apocalyptic disaster has lasted for two full months.

There was also a man named Li Xuan who experienced extreme cold, extreme heat, acid rain, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, viral infections, and even more terrifyingly, a zombie outbreak in the apocalypse.

Order has completely collapsed, laws no longer exist, and morality has been ruthlessly trampled upon.

Li Xuan struggled in the apocalypse for two months, and urban Li Xuan was tortured by nightmares for two months.

Finally, when Li Xuan accidentally killed the first zombie in the apocalypse and ate the crystal core, his spatial ability awakened.

When Li Xuan in the last days stored the gold and jewelry into the space, when Li Xuan in the city woke up the next morning, he was shocked to find that this was not a dream.

The gold jewellery in space can actually be taken out in reality.

The spare ribs, bread, instant noodles, fruits, and mineral water purchased in the city can also be stored in the space.

The Li Xuans in the two parallel worlds can share matter with each other in the dream space.

So what will this mean for Li Xuan?

I want Hollywood to be the Hollywood I want – Lancelot Strelow

His life was full of ups and downs, rebellious, and brilliant. No one can deny his excellence. With hundreds of millions of box office in his left hand and countless trophies in his right, even the most critical film critics have to lower their heads, let alone It is said that countless movie fans all over the world worship him, leaving an indelible mark in this era.

But, he is a bastard.

He is a complete jerk, he relies on Hollywood to become famous, but he is a rebel in Hollywood, his disgusting personality makes him the public enemy of the entire Hollywood, he unscrupulously impacts everyone’s bottom line, and he stimulates everyone unrestrainedly With his nerves, he lightly challenged everyone’s authority, and his unrestrained talent was like a nightmare from which he would never wake up. However, no one could refuse him.

You can only avoid falling in love with him if you completely loathe him – The New York Times