Question: What would you do if you encountered the future Empress during her childhood—lonely, pitiable, and with no one to rely on?
Answer: Shower her with unconditional care, let her experience the warmth of humanity, raise her affection to the maximum, and then stage your own death in front of her…
Chen Mo transmigrated into a novel as cannon fodder, with only a little over a month left before the protagonist would kill him. To change his fate, he decided to focus on winning over the future Demon Sect Empress. Along the way, he took in many others: an adorable little bean sprout, a disfigured girl, an elderly servant, a hidden swordsman, and a down-and-out constable…
A month later, Chen Mo died.
Three hundred years later, he was resurrected.
But the changes in the world left him utterly speechless.
In 2002, Yao Ming entered the NBA as the top draft pick, drawing national attention. However, no one noticed that fellow Dragon native Ye Feng had been left out. Ye Feng said, "I was about to give up. If anyone wants to quit, that's fine. But I'm just a guard, and you're going to cast me as a superstar inside player. Is that really okay?"
“Hello everyone, I am the God of Cookery. A few days ago, “The Spirit of Medicine King” was on fire. After watching it, the Emperor of Heaven wondered all day about how I applied the medicine to his concubine’s dishes?”
“Hello everyone, I’m the Lucky Boy. A few days ago, the Lord of Wealth in my family watched “The Fairy Girl Ilya”, and he hasn’t gone out to throw coins these days. What should I do when I’m done?”
“Hello everyone, I’m still the God of Cookery, and I’m dying! The Emperor actually saw the “God of Cookery” comic! Now his eyes are getting more and more wrong when he sees me, will he knock me out of the mortal world to do peeing? Urgent! Wait online!”
“Hello everyone, I’m the judge of the prefecture, yes, the one in charge of the life and death book, the king of my family watched “A small book falling from the sky” a few days ago, and recently I always wanted to add a BUFF to my head. Is it too late to hand the book to him? Urgent! Online djskdfhkjsdhfkjdksl”
(new book seeking collection and recommendation)
(The protagonist had no Dao companion and had always relied on mooching off senior brothers, sect elders, and others.) It was said that the female disciples of the Yin-Yang Sect changed Dao companions more frequently than they changed clothes. Attracted by this reputation, Li Chuan spent his entire savings to join the sect, only to discover that things weren’t as he’d imagined.
Nearly a year after entering the sect, he still hadn’t secured a single Dao companion.
Just as he began to suspect he’d been scammed, a peerlessly beautiful senior sister approached him and asked if he wanted to “form an immortal bond.” Those outside the cultivation world might not understand what “forming an immortal bond” meant. To put it plainly: long-term relationships were called Dao companions, while short-term flings were termed “immortal bonds.”
From that moment on, Li Chuan uncovered the correct method to interact with the fairies of the Yin-Yang Sect. As long as he had enough spirit stones, he could form connections with senior sisters, martial aunts, or even his master’s Dao companions—no one was beyond reach.
The little handsome son-in-law passed through a world as waste material and the husband of a wealthy family. But because of his lacking aptitude, the wealthy family had driven him out. So he worked hard and found a more powerful family’s thighs to hold onto. Soon enough, he became the strongest son-in-law and husband in history.
In this world, it was impossible to practice martial arts. It was futile so he might as well take advantage of his wife’s thighs and maintain a comfortable and leisure lifestyle.
He’ll train his wife to become the strongest and best person in the world.
“Whoever dares to provoke me, let my wife kill you!”
[Old age + 10,000 times return + multiple female protagonists + decisive killing + not a saint]
"Brother, please stay tonight!"
Jun Moxiao traveled through time and space to become the Grand Elder of a sect whose time was approaching. He began to cultivate together with the beautiful Sect Leader and her junior sister to resolve his knot and awaken the Ten Thousand Times Return System.
From then on, the highly respected great elder with white hair and beard began his journey to invincibility.
"Send the Pure Yang Power to the Lady of Luck, return it ten thousand times, and extend your lifespan by 300 years!"
"The swordsmanship of the girl who sent luck, the return is ten thousand times, ten thousand swords return to the origin!"
"Guide the female martial arts of luck, return ten thousand times, 30 years of cultivation!"
"To make up for the spiritual roots of the girl of luck, I will return it ten thousand times, and her comprehension will be against the sky!"
After that, girls of good fortune rose to prominence one after another, became immortal empresses, and knelt in front of Jun Moxiao's door.
"Foster father has given me a new life, and I will definitely make you happy."
"Elder, your kindness is great. I have no way to repay you. I can only serve you until the end of your life!"
"Master, I only want to make you happy for the rest of your life."
A few years later, the old man became more and more energetic and turned into a peerless swordsman who fascinated everyone.
Since then, more and more empresses have appeared in front of the door of the peerless sword immortal.
"Alas, I would never believe it, all the empresses in the Xuanhuang Realm were trained by the Great Elder!"
"Hey, don't disbelieve me, I heard that even the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady in the heavens has become mortal and is planning to come to find the Great Elder!"
………
Glossary:
Shenlong, a creature formed by the condensed energy of heaven and earth.
Dragon seal, the dragon-shaped seal transformed by the spirit of the dragon.
Qi Bei accidentally found a dragon-shaped stone, and was crushed to pieces by the huge energy in it, and his soul traveled through another world.
Unexpectedly, the possessed body was not only extremely weak, but also in a desperate situation. In order to survive, he began to practice an inexplicable article called Shenlong Jue in his mind.
Divine Dragon Nine Transformations, each transformation requires a woman with the highest quality yin to reconcile the yang qi in the body, otherwise, the body will produce extreme yang fire, burning the body and soul to ashes
As a result, the tragic Qi Bei began to search the world for women who possessed the best Yuan Yin, and tried his best to soak them up.
Well, in a nutshell, this is a refreshing essay on chasing beauty and hegemony in a different world. It has plenty of ingredients, sweet and delicious, fat but not greasy, welcome to taste
Stitching is more original world view)
I traveled into the game with a mod, and it started in hell. What should I do with a seriously injured beautiful girl?
——Hmm... Let's find a mod that can be used first?
But I have too many mods for Honkai and Genshin characters.
——Use your invincible laboratory to think of a solution! Immediately!
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Looking at the scene of Huangquan fighting Meiyi and Xi'er bullying Xi'er in front of him
As the leader of the destiny, the leader of the anti-entropy alliance, the snake master, the president of the Liyue Chamber of Commerce, the owner of the Mond bar, the leader of the Inazuma group, the director of the Xumi Library, and the director of the Fontaine Opera House, Liu Bai's mentality is as calm as water.
It's time to use the hypnosis mod on them.
——Who made them all willing to be hypnotized.
I saved a little white snake in the mountains, but I never thought that in the middle of the night...
[The original novel of the hit short drama "Don't Fall into the Empathy Trap, Brother Lin's Online Teaching of Being a Good Person"]
【Anti-moral kidnapping + outlaw + no saint + dark + violent】
Traveling through a parallel world, Lin Bei encounters moral kidnapping on the high-speed rail at the beginning.
Pregnant woman: "I am pregnant, you must give me your seat!"
Lin Bei: "Every wrong has its perpetrator, and the child you're pregnant with isn't mine, so why should I give up my seat for you?"
Madonna: "Young man, just give your seat to her. It's not easy for a pregnant woman with a big belly."
Lin Bei: "I bought this seat for 600 yuan. If you pay now, I will give it to you immediately!"
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Moral kidnapping?
It's so funny, I have no morals at all, okay?
In this new life, Lin Bei doesn't plan to pamper anyone.
His code of conduct is:
Let go of personal qualities and enjoy a life of immorality;
Refuse to waste your energy and go crazy if something happens;
Rather than wronging yourself, it is better to make things difficult for others;
Live one minute, be happy for sixty seconds!
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This book is also known as "Reject Moral Blackmail, Evil Needs to be Dealt With by Others", "Since I Lost My Quality, My Mental State Has Become Much More Stable", and "I Started My Anger at the Virgin Bitch, and I Got Popular on the Internet"