Invincible Immortal Venerable, rebirth city, descended on an ordinary senior high school student.

Know how to cultivate, understand medicine, can be invisible, wander the campus, play around the city, sweep everything with explosive power, and treat all kinds of dissatisfaction!

I will cultivate, let me be free!

[Bullying the Master's Wife + Empress + Invincible + Cunning + Not a Saintly Mother + Purely Satisfying, No Abusive Treatment]

Xu Qingyun transmigrated to a cultivation world, where the original owner of the body was so frightened by discovering his master's wife's identity as the Holy Maiden of the Demonic Sect that he died.

Outside the door, Master's wife, Yu Qingyuan, had arrived, her alluring voice ringing out:

"Is Qingyun here? It's your master's wife. Please open the door."

[Ding, host is under threat, triggering beginner quest.]

[Option 1: Obey and wait for death. Reward: System unbinding, goodbye host.]

[Option Two: I'll retaliate with a threat. Reward: A newbie gift pack!]

Xu Qingyun: "This is my own master's wife, system, you're forcing me."

[Please make a choice as soon as possible, host!]

Xu Qingyun: "I choose number two, definitely number two!"

…………

I am Yu Qingyuan, a dignified Holy Maiden of the Demonic Sect, yet I am being blackmailed by this wicked disciple, Xu Qingyun.

He said he'd have me figured out!

They even used my secret to blackmail me!

After weighing the options, I had no choice but to reluctantly agree.

"This is the first and the last time!"

I closed my eyes and said firmly.

But who would have thought that this wicked disciple would do it again and again!

My Dao heart has collapsed...

It's a system novel, but the system is static; it doesn't issue tasks to the protagonist, leaving everything to the protagonist's own initiative. It's roughly about Li Pu, a loser who obtains a "Perfect Favorability System," and thus begins his absurd life!

What? Zhang Wuji abandoned you on your wedding night to find Zhao Min? No problem, I can help you get revenge! As long as you, Zhou Zhiruo, drink this drop of Demon King's blood, you can go and take revenge on Zhao Min! Murong Fu is only thinking about restoring his kingdom, ignoring your feelings? No problem, I can make him stop thinking about restoring his kingdom! As long as you, Wang Yuyan, drink this drop of Demon King's blood, you can control your cousin! Everyone says you're a ruthless female demon? You want to see Lu Zhanyuan? OK, I can let you see Lu Zhanyuan! As long as you, Li Mochou, drink this drop of Demon King's blood, you will possess unparalleled power! Of course, all of this is just me lying to you. Once you drink the Demon King's blood, hehehe… I am the Demon King, I speak for myself, the more I enslave, the stronger I become!

The Mad Cultivator follows the tale of Ye Kong, a rude and vulgar thug from modern day China. While collecting protection fees, he was sent to another world! By the time he realized what was going on, he was possessing the body of an idiot. Watch as Ye Kong struggles against fate to climb the road to immortality!

When others traveled through time, they started out as the Hehuan Sect, but when it came to Su Ji, it became the Xiangsi Sect?

Well, at least it’s a reputable and upright sect.

Wait a minute?

What's your style?

Shouldn't this be the Love Brain Sect?

Why do you all speak more like evil cultivators than each other?

"Master, he's getting married today, and I want to go down the mountain to snatch the bride away and kill him in front of his wife..."

"Elder, I became your disciple through connections, why are you unwilling to teach me anything?"

"Because I became an elder through connections."

Fortunately, Su Ji is just an outer sect disciple, so it shouldn't be a big deal...

"Junior brother, you have already broken through the Qi training. Once you have cut off your useless spiritual roots, you can become an outer disciple."

"The Dao is ruthless. Don't let useless spiritual roots consume too much of your energy and delay your cultivation."

Is this really Acacia Gate?

…

Three years later, Su Ji sat in the position of the leader of Xiangsi Sect and sighed.

The reason he could get to this point was because his junior sister insisted on preserving his "spiritual roots".

"Um...Brother, what is our relationship now?"

"Don't talk, just keep going."

"By the way, did that newly promoted A-level sect come to buy our red beans?"

"One high-grade spirit stone and one red bean, is that expensive?"

"I suspect they ate too many red beans."

"Missing you."

You know what, this is really Acacia Gate.

Liu Yu transmigrates to the late Han Dynasty and Three Kingdoms period, becoming a remnant of the Yellow Turban Rebellion?!

The game started badly, but thankfully the Interception System was awakened!

"Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully intercepted Sun Ce and Zhou Yu and obtained the skill [Overlord's Courage] and the weapon [Yu King's Spear]!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully intercepted Lu Bu and obtained the skill [Peerless Demon]."

"Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully intercepted Liu Bei and obtained the achievement [Spear Saint's Legacy]."

"Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully intercepted Zhuge Liang, Sun Quan, Cao Pi, and Cao Cao..."

Liu Yu: "I've let many people down in my life, but... it's actually pretty good!"

With the help of the interception system, Liu Yu embarked on a shameless and unrestrained path to dominance in the Three Kingdoms.

With a second chance in life, Higashino Kanade, who had worked hard for less than half his life, no longer wanted to work hard.

For this reason, before he stopped working hard, he had to work hard to become a professional cartoonist, sell single volumes, and live a life of royalties.

After that, he would bet on horses and ping-pong during the day, and drink and play mahjong at night.

If he ran out of money, he would borrow from Konata, Naoko, Yuzuru, and Pochi. If he really had no money, he would either draw a few strokes or give himself to them.

In short, Higashino Kanade didn't want to work hard.

As soon as he woke up, Rick returned to his senior year’s class. The classmates took their swords and sticks to class, and the teacher became a woman Taoist.

Little fat man in the back seat, why are there two big hammers under his chair.

Lake discovered that this is an era of global travel!

The story is now complete, so please enjoy it without worry. My new book is titled "Nobody's Better at Showing Off in Public." He came from the primordial era, bearing the destiny of humanity. He has countless disciples and together they nurtured twelve emperors for the human race. *sobs* After raising so many boys, now I need my female disciples to scrub my back! [cabinet emoji]