Don't ask me why so many powerful generals have joined me. I can only tell you that it's because I'm the eldest brother.

Don't ask me why I like collecting beauties. It's not easy for me to come to the Three Kingdoms period. If I don't collect Cai Wenji, the Qiao sisters of Jiangdong, I'll feel like I've made a mistake in time travel. Let me tell you, the beauties are mine, the fierce generals are mine, the territory is mine. You can take any of those, but you can't take mine.

The officialdom is a cesspool; see how the protagonist manipulates and conquers those in power. Tang Cheng is just a lowly driver, yet he serves the wife of an official; see how a nobody gradually manipulates the powerful.

The protagonist, through a Pokémon, accidentally enters the world of the Eevee Team manga, embarking on his own wondrous adventure. (Most of the conflicts in the manga are unchangeable, with only a small portion altered. I wrote this book to allow readers to experience the beauty and conflict of the Eevee Team world; the main focus is on the manga's plot.)

If there's anything the author has done poorly, please point it out, and I will do my best to correct it.

The saintess of the demon race is in distress, unexpectedly possessing the body of a righteous sect's senior disciple. This senior disciple, nicknamed the "Righteous Gentleman," is known for his benevolence and generosity. He possesses pure character, humility, and courtesy. He respects his teachers and loves his fellow disciples. He is truly a model of righteousness. In this world, only a witch knows the true identity of this virtuous man. "I will no longer be a member of the demon race. Let him take my place..."

Zhang Yuan is a famous fool in Xiawan Village, but he is very popular among the women in the village. In particular, Li Qiuju, a beautiful young woman who was famous in the village, always came to see Zhang Yuan in the middle of the night. Li Qiuju: "Brother Yuan, you have helped me so much, why don't I repay you with my life?"

"Wife, this medicine doesn't taste right. Why don't you try it?"... Death and time travel? A life simulation? Wu Zhi, a hard-working office worker, had just paid off his loans and saved a million-dollar fortune when he was struck down by a stroke of bad luck. When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into the body of Wu Dalang, the first cuckold in history! Even more despairing, he was given the added burden of being fed medicine by Pan Jinlian—a truly hellish start! Was death inevitable? Fortunately, the [Life Simulator] was activated, granting him the ability to glimpse the future and change his fate in reincarnation! Each simulation of the future accurately predicted his death. Each restart of the cycle brought the crisis ever closer. Pan Jinlian's bowl, Wang Po's mouth, Ximen Qing's influence, the rogue's fists... all were death warrants.

I will always love Eriri Sawamura, Megumi Kato, and Utaha Kasumigaoka. *Slap*— Is that what you call liking? You're just lusting after their bodies! You... *Slap*—(slaps back) So what if I lust after their bodies?! You have to live your life clearly, know what you want to do, and be honest! (Crossover anime worlds, tentatively: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend, My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected, You're the Only One Who Likes Me, School Days, Sword Art Online, Black Bullet, Ultraman Tiga, Dragon Ball... and some other strange and wonderful things.)