A seasoned otaku was watching anime while taking a bath when he accidentally tossed his phone charger into the tub.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in the world of Bleach, where Ichigo had just drawn Zangetsu.

Other Zanpakuto teach their masters to become stronger, but I teach Ichigo to slack off and do nothing.

Kurosaki Ichigo held me up as I slashed at a Hollow, and I said, "I have a pimple on my left chin, hurry up and squeeze it!"

Worse still, I discovered that I seem to be able to absorb the power of death in reverse?

When Aizen smiled and pulled out Kyoka Suigetsu, I said, "Give it to me!"

Aizen: "...Where's my sword?"

The Grim Reapers: "What happened to the promised action-packed battle manga?!"

Having transmigrated into Honkai Impact 3, Yueqi looked at herself in the mirror and fell silent.

The reflection in the mirror showed her with a high white ponytail, bright blue eyes, and wearing a black coat over a white long-sleeved shirt.

Anyone with eyes can see that this is Kiana from Honkai Impact 3, except that the only difference is that this Kiana is an ordinary person and a man.

Oh, and there are cat ears too, Qi Maomao!

Yueqi: "Hey! This isn't fun at all!!!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have bound yourself to the Super Invincible Awesome System! Also known as the Simulation System. Please begin your simulation!]

Yueqi: "Oh~ So those people in the simulation will come looking for me through the internet?"

[Don't worry, host! Who am I? I'm a system with a triple award, you can trust me to handle things!]

The system muttered under its breath: "No guarantees, no logistical support, no discipline."

Yueqi: "Alright, I believe you. Let's begin."

And so, Yueqi began his simulation.

After a long time...

Yueqi fell silent as the simulated figures appeared before him one by one…

Yueqi: "Didn't you say the simulation wouldn't come true?! System, come out here now!"

System: "They've run away, bro, they've run away!"

Yueqi: "Damn it, you can't take a joke! Wait! Don't come any closer! Don't rub my ears!"

Everyone: "Just bear with it, it'll be over soon!"

[Honkai Impact 3rd + Yandere + Multiple Heroines + Simulation + Various Memes + I Don't Know]

Kakashi: "If Iruka-sensei, myself, the Third Hokage, and Sasuke Uchiha all fell into the water at the same time, who would you save?" Naruto glanced at him: "Are you sure you want me to choose?" Kakashi said confidently: "Go ahead and choose, it's fine." Naruto thought for a moment: "Then I'll choose the fifth one. I'll drown the Third Hokage first to show the other three that this is what happens when you try to play games with me. Then I'll give the other three a chance to make an offer and reconsider."

The levels of the dream game: gray, white, blue, purple, orange, red, black.

Transformation story (can be read as a female protagonist story)

The game primarily features dungeons and includes a cheat code that allows you to continuously upgrade your house.

What are the highlights of this book?

Isn't white fur enough?!

Bound to an improperly trained "simp" system, charm increased tenfold! First, a small goal: dominate all the beautiful girls in school...including teachers and the principal! Huh? They're all so proactive! Kasumigaoka Utaha: Can we have a dating simulation? (For research for my new book.) Li Kong: Lots of people ask me out, remember to book in advance next time! Himuro Ayame: Are you free for dinner tonight? Li Kong: Yes, but I never pay for dates with beautiful girls. Himuro Ayame: Then I'll treat you. Ellie: The girl you were having dinner with last night, the one you were being intimate with, looks a bit like my sister? Li Kong: She's your sister. If you have a problem with that, let's break up! Ellie: It's okay, I can't live without you. Ayase Saki: Was that a girl you were talking to on the phone just now? Li Kong: She's your mother. She asked me to go to a hotel tonight. ...Hayasaka Ai: A maid who doesn't want to be the mistress isn't a good maid! Kitagawa Kaimu: If I win this battle, you have to go out with me! Kirisu Mafuyu: I haven't handed in my homework yet! Toyokawa Shoko: You've taken all my teammates... Saionji Sekai: Mom's shoes are here too, and this voice is... (Male/Female, all virgins accepted)

Rogge is reborn into a semi-utopian world where material resources are plentiful, but entertainment is extremely scarce.

This semi-utopian world is a near-perfect existence, free from hunger, crime, and war, except for entertainment. However, as Roger creates tokusatsu works such as "Armor Hero," "Kamen Rider," and "Ultraman" in this world, it is no longer lacking in entertainment.

Afterwards, Roger produced various animated works, such as *Fruit Ninja*, *Super Beast Force*, *Naruto*, and *Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World-*.

Current progress of Armor Hero: Armor Hero Xingtian

Kamen Rider Progression: Kamen Rider Agito

Ultraman progress: Ultraman Dyna

Super Sentai Progression: Ninpu Sentai Harekenger

What? This isn't Lupo! This is a compressed werewolf! Put him in blood, and he'll automatically grow bigger and taller. Look how strong his bloodsucking ability is! Look at him, a tiny 1.6 meters tall, but after drinking a lot of blood, he's a 3.5-meter by 2.2-meter Zaunian beast! Look, he doesn't shed fur or dander, and he's practically indestructible. Use him to deal with natural disasters, and then heal Oripathy or something—he's incredibly useful. What? Where can I buy something this good? Click on the novel to read it now, guaranteed to be a great read!

[DanMachi fanfiction + not invincible + multiple female leads + original characters + respect for the original plot + worried about going out of character (I'll try my best to avoid it, if it happens, please let me know in the comments) (self-made cover)]

A wise goddess, seeking a cure for her child's illness, brings her kin to the "center of the world," embarking on her own "adventure" (heroic tale).

(Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.)