"The first rule of the art of hiding: stay one kilometer away from Uzumaki Naruto!

The second essence of hiding: pretend to be dead immediately when you encounter the Akatsuki organization!

The third essence of the Way of Survival: Never admit that you know ninjutsu!

Kitano Hideichi strictly enforced the above principles, but the system rewards became more and more outrageous——

[Ninja Tool·Pearl Milk Tea Launcher] made Tsunade quit drinking;

[Summoning Jutsu: Delivery Boy] He was treated as the illegitimate son of Flying Thunder God by the Fourth Hokage;

Developed [Earth Style: Sofa Barrier Technique] and was asked by Orochimaru: "How to lie down gracefully?"

Finally, looking at himself begging for retirement on his knees and the people in the ninja world behind him shouting "Master Kitano", he sighed to the sky:

"I just want to be a salted fish, but you force me to become a god!"

Commenting on Itachi's plan to exterminate the clan as being too crude, he actually received an offer from the Akatsuki organization: "The Moon Eye Project needs your sharp tongue!"

Uchiha Madara: Do you want to dance too?

Me: No, I want to get off work. "

"Beep beep!"

With a blinding white light, I was reborn. In this life, I'm still called Wang Teng. Auspicious signs appeared: golden clouds billowed, gods and Buddhas lowered their eyes, demons bowed their heads, and all spirits rejoiced. An old man traversed billions of miles of starry sky to bring me into the Qingyang Ancient Sect. My extraordinary talent earned me the title of "Potential Emperor"... Wait, Potential Emperor... Wang Teng? What the hell is this?

Thankfully, long live the dump truck! The true spirit has been divided into countless parts. Talents are shared, Daoist insights are shared, resources are shared. But... why aren't there any powerful figures? Everyone just wants to lie low!

Qilin—Wang Teng: "Good news, the direct grandson of the ancient emperor; bad news, Old Man Qilin faked his death, and his vast resources are currently sealed by the Divine Source!"

Divine Mark Purple Gold - Wang Teng: "Brothers, when you hear this, I'm about to be dug out! Boss, save me!"

Everyone else gets directly transported into the game world, so why am I still being controlled by real-world players after my transmigration...? Wend stared at the blank character card in front of him, stroking his chin in deep thought. What? You say the more popular you are with players, the stronger you become! Okay, okay, I'll create an all-around healer right now! What! You say real-world players are all calling me "Dad"! And they're going crazy over me every day! They even want to bully me! ??? Well, I think staying in the game is pretty good then (trembling).

Mo Chen traveled to the interstellar era thousands of years later, and thought he would live a dull life. But when the system he carried with him woke up, he found that everything had changed! System, you let me use the game plug-in to travel through the heavens and myriad worlds, and it would be fine if I was invincible from the beginning! But, what the hell is this festival activity of yours? Qingming Festival, a hundred ghosts parade at night! Nie Xiaoqian, Sadako, and all kinds of ghosts from the heavens and myriad worlds appeared in the magic city of the interstellar era! Dragon Boat Festival, the Dragon Emperor appeared! The legendary Qin Shihuang resurrected and returned, and the immortal terracotta army reappeared on the earth! Double Ninth Festival, nine dragons pulled the coffin on the top of Mount Tai; on New Year's Eve, water monsters ravaged the Pacific Ocean. When the strong men of the heavens and myriad worlds...

He is the ace with a 100% mission rate in the Black Organization, and was given the code name PORTO when he was twelve years old. He was a young boy who stopped at the Beluga Whale Area of ​​the Rice Flower Aquarium. When he was fifteen years old, he met the people who changed him. Crawling in the darkness...

Bai Ze is a time traveler and has a hosting system. As the name suggests, he can rely on hosting to train or learn, so as to improve himself. He and Nakano Nino have some feelings for each other. After all, who can resist the cute and beautiful Nakano Nino? Until he unlocked a new function. [Congratulations to the host for unlocking the turntable lottery module] [The lottery is in progress...] [Congratulations to the host for drawing the meat bun that Nakano Satsuki loves most] He was controlled by the system to run to Nakano Satsuki and snatched the meat bun she had just bought in front of the girl. [The system detects that the host is longing for a girlfriend, and the system is looking for one for you] Bai Ze watched in horror as he proposed to Kirisu Mafuyu for a relationship. [Detected that the host actually likes special effects films] Bai Ze numbly watched himself and Takanashi Rikka shout loudly: Let's celebrate! [Congratulations to the host for drawing the stockings] Bai Ze's gaze uncontrollably looked at Yukinoshita Yukino...

[Group Portrait, Transformation, Growth (referring to personality), System] I'm Huang Quan, transformed, but... I'm not a buddy, why didn't I travel through time? My roommates looked at me, and after confirming that it was me... "Brother, you smell so good" "Brother, I've never asked you for anything else in my life..." Huh? What do you mean... I can also turn my "good kids" into beautiful girls? Wait, monsters? People with special abilities? Beasts? Pseudo-humans? What the hell are these? Forget it, I don't understand, I mourn for the dead. Protagonist: Huang Quan

Tags: Fanfiction/Dan/Jujutsu Kaisen/Isekai/Strong vs. Strong/White-on-Black/Sickly Beauty/Scandal Field/Pretentious/Charming/Yo-Yo

Xunluo, a new theoretical teacher at the Spellcasting Academy, is a weak and helpless woman.

Wearing a kimono and leaning on a cane, he coughs every three steps, and vomits blood when pushed by a student.

The students all felt that this teacher sent by the Yagami family was a beautiful woman made of glass who needed to be carefully protected.

until--

He accidentally smashed the top-tier cursed spirit with his white cane;

The King of Curses was slapped back to his original form with a casual slap;

The top-tier magical artifacts he took out were all given away in plastic bags.

Gojo Satoru & Natsumi Yuuki: "...Teacher, you call this zero in practical application?"

Xunlu covered her mouth and coughed lightly, smiling gently and harmlessly: "Ahem, teacher, I'm just good at explaining principles."

As he watched the "strongest" men vying for his attention, and the ever-growing number of "problem children" around him, he felt that this drama was becoming more and more interesting.

[Reading Guide]

A seemingly sickly beauty who is actually a fun-loving god (uke) vs. a group of crazy guys who are completely fooled by him (Gojo Satoru, Natsuyu Sukuna, Fushiguro Jinji).

One-sided love from everyone, a massive battleground, a lighthearted and silly style.

The main focus is on enjoyment and excitement, with logic as a secondary element; everything is for the sake of the vinegar-filled dumplings.

A master player pretending to be a newbie: a massive collective exposure and character breakdown.

The main characters are fun-loving gods and immortals, who can do whatever they want.

All emotions are illusions, all desires will be answered.

"So, we've time-traveled?" Under a small overpass in the Longmen slums, a girl with snow-white hair sat curled up in a ball under the bridge. She had eyes as red as a blood moon, and her fair, delicate skin looked as if it could be squeezed to release moisture. Her exquisite features were like the work of God, her small red lips tempting one to bite them, and her short, tufted hairs looked like chick feathers, incredibly smooth and cute. The only flaw was the tattered blanket covering her, which looked out of place, but it also revealed her bare, snow-white feet. Her toes, round and distinct like grapes, looked as if she had never walked before, full of beauty. Above that was a small section of her calf exposed to the air, her fair skin with soft lines, slender and smooth, even the faint light seemed to shimmer...

Travel through the world of High School DxD and obtain the Demon Gate.

Not only can it switch between humans and demons, but it also has unlimited contracted followers and the ability to traverse countless worlds.

In the world of Demon Slayer, Shinobu Kocho, you wouldn't want your sister to be unable to be resurrected, would you?

In the world of Akame ga Kill!, does Kurome want to be with your sister forever?

In the world of Date A Live, it seems that elves and demons can merge (?).

Sword Dance of the Spirit Master