Kaihe, Liangwei CP, Tool System

The current King of Apocalypse, meticulously cultivated by the two kings of Melo and Loth, hunts down the former King of Apocalypse throughout the universe every day.

I've heard that the current Apocalypse King has a secret relationship with the former Apocalypse King?

Liang Bing: You've been hunting me down for over ten thousand years, and you still come back?!

He Xi: You deserve it

Keisha: You deserve it.

......

Earth China, Super Soldier Company, Liang Bing leans against the wall with one hand, holds a rose in her mouth, and raises an eyebrow.

Liangbing: Rose, I have a love question I'd like to discuss with you.

Shi Bing: Who do you think she is? Don't you have one yourself? You savage!

Rose: You two... go outside and have a fight first, then come back.

......

Holding Shi Bing, wiping away her snot and tears, the cool, limited-time movie queen, Bing, makes her debut.

Liang Bing: I'm your mother! You're my daughter!

He Xi: I raised her with so much care and love, do you know how hard it was for me?

Keisha: You haven't mentioned a word about me...

My mom defected, I hunted her down; my mom recruited soldiers, I bombed her house; my mom fell in love, I threw a big watermelon at her.

"They've always been women, from the beginning. How could they have been influenced by me?" "They're always saying they'll do anything for their whole lives. Doesn't that sound ridiculous?" "Women are born liars. They say I'm crazy, that I do perverted things to them. How is that possible?" "I'm just a crepe seller. How could I have that ability? That's all the simulators!" On a Tokyo street, a young man, leaning against the wall and clutching his waist, emerged from a basement, looking frail. "Mr. Lu Li, are the online rumors that you're Toyokawa Shoko's dog true? And there's also the rumor that you're two-timing. Can you explain?" "It's not true. Shoko is my dog. Men should stand up, not kneel, understand?" "And... I've never been two-timing. That's a rumor." "Then could you please tell me the truth?" "Of course!" Lu Li cleared his throat. "I've always been two-timing. How could it be two?!"

A little boy who could scream even when his fingers opened wounds grew into an outstanding ninja after experiencing countless battles and deaths.

In that strange world, Lu Mingfei met many people: Shenzi Jiulang, Bianruo's son from Xianfeng Temple, Miss Yongzhen...

He embarked on the road to return Long Yin, but the day before he set off with Bian Ruozi, he returned to that small room. His little cousin Lu Mingze was fast asleep on the bed beside him. He was sitting on the old-fashioned TV In front of the laptop, on the screen is the Zerg base that is being upgraded.

Everything was like a big dream, but when he touched his waist, he held the handle of Chui Wan's knife and saw the killing point on the back of Lu Mingze's neck...

Stance, rebound, detection, death-killing... these techniques are all familiar to him, what should he do...

He was transported to the Starry Sky Railway, but everything from the system and the interface to the skills he drew was strange. Soaking garlic in blue food additive turned it into a top-tier item that could increase water-attribute damage and allow communication with aquatic creatures? Custom-made armor for a squirrel could shield him from a fatal attack? Baking a turtle-shaped loaf of bread could dramatically increase defense and grant the ability to breathe underwater? "Are these really strange items? It feels like you're just copying memes to create props." "Hehe, not at all… these are all perfectly legitimate strange items. Take a look at this." "Isn't this just a regular rifle with a telescope attached? Are you sure it'll work?" "Of course it will… 'Go, go snipe that dying star.'"

Lai Chen, everything in the world is about fate. I thought it was a fight of slaughter, but who would have thought that it would become the last moonlight. From then on, there is no more ancestor of all ways in the world. How can there be any primitive world!!!

A time traveler was reborn as Hongjun, but was killed by Hongjun before he could even feel happy.

When Hongjun read the memories of the time traveler, what did he mean by kicking the Heavenly Dao? Trampling Hongjun? Wait, isn't the Heavenly Dao myself?

after

Hongjun decided not to keep a low profile anymore.

Tongtian No. 1: I, Tongtian, will never become a saint!

Tongtian No. 2: What era is it now? Are you still kicking the sky?

Tongtian No. 3: Master, what do you think of me?

The subsequent development is...

Pangu: Who do you think you are? How dare you touch Hongjun?

Yangmei: Damn time traveler, stay away from fellow Daoist Hongjun.

Hongjun: I really don’t control them.

Traveler: I don’t listen, I don’t listen

Quotes:

I am the manifestation of Tao! Tao that can be spoken of is not the real Tao, everything is Tao.

No matter who you are, you have to behave yourself in front of me.

Emperor Huang Tian?

Why don’t you kneel when you see me?

Even if Pangu came, he would have to address me as teacher, let alone you, a product of the end of Pangu's world.

Most of the time, the younger generations are disobedient because they are spoiled.

Gensokyo has always been known for its peace and stability, and is also the best place for retirement and leisure. There are no major changes, no sensational bloodbaths, everything seems quite harmonious.

As for why the Scarlet Devil Mansion was mortgaged overnight, the library was frequently broken into at night, the shrine maiden was used as a tool and enslaved, and the black and white thief was imprisoned...

They say a slightly risqué introduction can effectively boost popularity, but how can someone as innocent as me pull off such a thing? "Hachiman, help me wash my panties." "Eh? Why are you wet again?" "Isn't it all your fault, Hachiman?"

[Uma Musume Girl Fanfiction] + [Semi-Invincible] + [Semi-Refreshing] + [Yuri (Hundred)] + [Close Contact]

Note that this book contains a large amount of out-of-character (OOC) content and numerous personal interpretations.

My name is Yu Cheng. I was originally a real-life "Hermes" (a term used to describe someone who is very wealthy and influential), living an ordinary life, mainly watching horse racing anime and reading manga. But I never expected...

"Why did I end up in the world of Uma Musume?!" Yu Cheng

No! It should be called "Youfeng Chiying" saying...

[Host, don't worry. Think about it: isn't it wonderful to be transported to the world of Uma Musume and get to get close to the horse girls?]

"That seems to make sense," Youfeng Chiying replied blankly.

“Something’s not right,” Ying Fengchi seemed to realize something.

"Wait... something's not right!!! Could it be that I've entered the Uma Musume Pretty Derby world? I..."

[Host, you're right, enjoy your new life!]

"Holy shit!!!! System!!!!"

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Special Weekly: "Youfeng Chiying, she is truly an incredible senior. Her indomitable spirit reminds me of how I was when I first started competing. She makes me believe that no matter how many times you fall, as long as you have a dream in your heart, you will always have the strength to get back up."

Emperor of the East Sea: "Hey, Shadowy Wind! You are my formidable rival and my good friend. Your speed and endurance are awe-inspiring, and you always find enjoyment in the race, which makes me enjoy the time running with you even more."

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[Funina (herself) lost her memory of playing the role of god for about 200 years + played the role of god in another world + had the eyes of God + traveled to the time when Yoriichi Tsugakuin was not yet born]

After 500 years of acting, the gods’ role has come to an end.

The former "Water Goddess" Funina, no longer worried about her lies being exposed, has been immersed in the joy of shopping and has no place to stay at home.

The original god traveler (player) generously gave a space backpack, which was filled with a lot of delicious food, but the most important thing was that it finally solved the problem of having nowhere to put things.

That night, Funina tripped over something and hit the corner of the table, falling and being swallowed by a hole.

"Main system, I... accidentally swallowed the original god character into the demon slayer interface..."

"Can I still go back?"

"Not yet...."

"Activate Plan B and ensure she's alive until you're able to teleport her back."

“…Yes, yes!”

The sea breeze caused the water to rise and fall. A lady in gorgeous clothes appeared on the sea surface, which was supposed to be deserted. She seemed to have become the ruler of the sea...

Finina woke up and found herself standing on the sea! Shouldn't she be in the auditorium of the Picclet Opera House, watching Villette's trial? Shouldn't she be playing the role of the water goddess?

Where is this?! No no no…why am I standing on the sea?!

God's Eye! How could I have God's Eye!

Finina was about to throw it away, but then she remembered that the ability to stand on the sea might be related to the Eye of God...

"No, I can't die... I still want to play the role of God..."

Mom and Dad aren't home. I'm all alone. Lonely and passionate. Suddenly, I get a crossover anime chat group where I can chat with anime girls. But why did it turn out like this? Homura Akemi: No! Absolutely not! I will never fight you again in this life! Skill activated! [Rebellion of the Little Toe] Everyone present will twist their little toe, so painful that they can't move. Madoka Kaname: Ability activated! [I am your father!] The target must call the caster "father" and automatically hand over their money! Kazuma: I've had enough. I can't move for three minutes, two minutes and fifty-nine seconds of the battle! Take this! [Shared Underpants Curse!] Everyone present will instantly feel their underwear tighten, causing them to lose their ability to move. Ken Kaneki: YA☆DA☆ZE! Ability activated! [Encirclement of Allies!] Launches an ally to cause a powerful attack! Leng Chang: ? RNM! All of you stop! Ah! Why am I glowing?! Damn it!