[Also title: Pokémon: Three True Gods Start, How to Lose?]
[A system with a weak presence] [Funny, fast-paced] [Elite Route] [Multiple Heroines (Celestial Sisters + Yuto Sundae + Nancy + ...)] [Three Quasi-Gods Start + Reshiram and Zekrom's Favor]
When Oki Shigeru of Blue Star woke up, he found that he had traveled through time and space to the Blue Star's anime - Pokémon.
Moreover, the person he traveled to was actually the rich second generation in the anime - Oki Shigeru.
But he remembered that this guy lost too many times, doubted his own talents, and then gave up Pokémon battles to become a researcher?
Then wouldn't he be...
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Just as Oki Shigeru was excitedly planning his future, he discovered that he had traveled through time and space to become Oki Shigeru's infant self.
What's even more outrageous is that he actually has a system!
Who can stop him?
See how Xiaomao and the girls reach the top of the trainer ranks!
[Gangster Blastoise, cute little brother Mobo, Black Death Beedrill, Bond Evolution Emperor Nabo, Millennium Ancestor Gengar, ...]
[Traditional sect + Xianxia + no system + multiple female protagonists + playing with memes + funny]
Wu Yong, a mediocre disciple of Yunhai Peak of the Evangelism Sect, discovered that his way of cultivating immortals seemed to be wrong after awakening his Yin-Yang eyes.
When others go down the mountain to do missions, they face all kinds of hardships, but when he goes down the mountain to do missions, he always meets his confidante;
While others flew with swords, he rode a calico cat as a mount and flew everywhere;
While others were exorcising demons, he received frequent invitations to dual cultivation from his master, senior sister, junior sister, fox sisters, female knights, female ghosts, and the drought demon.
The style of Xiuxian world gradually becomes weird:
Master Yu Ruyi: "My dear disciple, the evil spirit has entered my body. Take off your clothes quickly and help me expel the evil spirit."
Fellow disciple Liu Ruyue: "Fellow Daoist Wu, tonight do you want me to transform into the appearance of elder sister Liu Ruyan or the second sister Liu Rumei?"
Tushan sisters: "We have agreed that after tonight you will give us one third of the Tushan secret treasure!"
Hanba Gonggong: "Brother, I warm the bed better than the sisters!"
Ghost Shen Qian: "Husband, do you want to tell ghost stories or practice joy meditation tonight?"
The Shushan Sword Immortal used the Ten Thousand Swords to collect the swords of other Taoist friends and sold them at the Wanjin Chamber of Commerce, but was hunted down; the Demon Ancestor Luohou visited the Jiaofang Bureau every day; the heir of the Tianji Pavilion made money by arranging marriages; the Crown Prince of Dachu appeared to be a gentleman, but in fact he was cruel and cruel and practiced the evil black lotus technique...
Wu Yong: "Are you sure it's okay to cultivate immortality like this?!"
When a cockroach appears in a home, it is a pest that everyone hates.
But what if they were all concentrated in a food waste treatment plant?
It processes massive amounts of garbage for the city every day, without any cost.
Are they still pests?
In today's society, the government subsidizes hundreds of dollars for every ton of kitchen waste it processes.
A third-tier city generates tens of thousands of tons of garbage every year.
What is this? It's money!
Ye Tian, a college student who came from the deep mountains of Miao territory, accidentally discovered that the Gu technique passed down from his ancestors could control and accelerate the reproduction of pests.
He embarked on a legendary life where he could raise insects, make money, and manage the environment all at the same time.
[Daily Updates] [Next sweet, healing novel: "The Vicious Wife Who Transmigrated into a Disabled Young Master." The text is at the bottom, so add it to your favorites!] ===============Text ============== Jiang Lian, the Jiang family's only son, returns home after months of disappearance. Unexpectedly, he discovers his long-lost brother, a double-S-rank master, while he's a mere F-rank psychic. His luxurious bedroom has been replaced by a shabby attic; his social appearances have made him the target of comparison and ridicule. He's been told to be magnanimous as an older brother, only to have his younger brother designated as the heir. Jiang Lian: "Then I'm leaving?" Jiang Lian leaves the Jiang family without a second thought, applying for the Star Beast program, a spot no one wants. People assume Jiang Lian has finally realized he has no place in his family and has decided to throw in the towel. No one knew that after he disappeared, he rescued many injured star beast cubs in another world and became a veritable star beast expert. Everyone was waiting to see Jiang Lian’s joke, but things did not develop in the same way as they imagined - "Jiang Lian from the Star Beast Department of the Federal Military Academy successfully treated a seriously injured star beast during the assessment!" "Jiang Lian led the Star Beast Corps to repel a small-scale Zerg invasion!" "Jiang Lian reproduced the mecha fusion technique with the SSS-class humanoid star beast in the league and won the championship that the Federation had missed for two sessions!" At the league awards ceremony, Jiang Lian, the hero of the championship, spoke to the cameras of many star media: "Can the Jiang family stop begging me to go home? Do you deserve it?" Everyone:...The clown was actually me? *At the league awards ceremony. The most shocking
Lynn, who transmigrated to a magical girl world and became a member of a monster organization, also awakened a system that made him stronger by hypnotizing magical girls? He could get rewards simply by brainwashing them! "Really, bro? What about all those death CGs that weren't enough?" To survive, Lynn's choice was: "Simple, I'll just hypnotize them all!" As long as all the magical girls were hypnotized, it was the same as none of them being hypnotized—genius! But to prevent the trope of the brainwashed protagonist being awakened by the bonds of his companions and then kicking himself to death, Lynn decided to improve the traditional hypnosis method. A magical girl who's lost her sense of justice, so she just attacks monsters even harder? Hypnosis activated! What are you babbling about? Didn't you claim to be a champion of justice? Stop being lost and move towards tomorrow! A kind-hearted magical girl whose heart is full of wounds, so she just destroys herself? Hypnosis activated! Ahh, baby, I won't allow anyone to question you! I've always believed you're the best! However, after successfully altering each of the supposedly fatal endings, Lynn, having faked her death and escaped, discovered something was amiss. "Wait, why is the magical girl still chasing me?!"
[Ten Thousand Worlds + Lords' Domination + Lords' Aura + Summoning Explosive Soldiers + Bloody Killing + Invincible and Violent]
In the era of the battlefield of all nations, Chen Xing obtained the peasant army which had no combat capability at all, which could be called the weakest army.
Fortunately, after entering the battlefield of all worlds, the lord's halo mutated into the lord of halo. Not only could he gain a halo effect every time he leveled up, but the halo effect was also amplified a hundredfold.
[Command Aura: Increase the attack power of all your units by a hundred times]
[Swiftness Aura: All your units' speed increases a hundredfold]
[Life Aura: The physical fitness of all your units increases a hundredfold]
[Strike Aura: The range of all your ranged units is increased tenfold]
[Spell Aura: All units' spell damage increases tenfold]
[Bloodsucking Aura: When all allied units attack, they will absorb 10 times the damage value]
【……】
Countless powerful halos made Chen Xing the pinnacle lord. When others were still developing, he was already invincible. When he walked out of the novice world, all races in the world trembled because of him.
"Why are his peasants so strong?"
"Are you crazy? You want to use peasants to fight angels?"
"Oh my god, the twelve-winged Seraphim was beaten to death by his peasants!!!"
With the blessing of countless halos, Chen Xing began to slaughter all races. Even the gods could only tremble under the effect of his powerful halo!
Jiang Chen was reborn and returned to [Gods], a game that can blend with reality.
This time, he chose the auxiliary profession - priest.
He found that his priest was different from others.
His blood-adding skill can be turned into a blood-reducing skill;
His blessing skill can be turned into a curse skill;
And when he used the resurrection skill...
The whole world exclaimed: "Are you crazy? You call this an auxiliary?"
Wen Chan, who had just retired from the Quick-Travel Villain Department, opened her eyes and found herself traveling again.
She remembered that when she was a villain, the system told her that after the mission was over, it would compensate her with various handsome men.
Ok, family, it’s finally her turn to have a sweet love!
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In the small town dungeon, players from all walks of life fight desperately with terrifying monsters just to get the key to pass the level from them.
Wen Chan hugged her trembling boyfriend and comforted him softly, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you."
In the cruise ship dungeon, players not only have to fight against sea monsters, but also have to prevent counterattacks from NPCs and players.
Wen Chan pulled her boyfriend, who was as soft as boneless, and whispered to him, "You must follow me closely, okay?"
In the ghost story copy, players from all walks of life abide by strange rules while exploring the truth and trying to escape.
Wen Chan went to watch the show with her timid boyfriend Gossip, "Remember not to play with this group of weird people, it makes you stupid just looking at them."
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While others are running for their lives, Wen Chan is looking for a partner.
While others were solving puzzles, Wen Chan was dating.
Player: "Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?"
Wen Chan's pupils were shocked: "Huh? Isn't this the welfare bureau given to me by the quick-travel system?"
Player: "Quick travel is a thing from hundreds of years ago. This is a horror game dungeon!"
Wen Chan: "..."
The "delicate" boyfriend behind her stretched out his dark tentacles and wrapped them around her waist: "Baby, I'm already clean, come and love me~"
Wen Chan: "I don't care! This is the benefit given to me!"
Players: “…”
This love-brained guy has a clear rate of 0, why is he still alive!
Yu Tadokoro travels to the world of gourmet food, lives with his sister, and makes a living by his cooking skills.
However, even though he had watched countless anime in his previous life, the dishes he made only had the "form" but no "soul".
No matter what I do, it always feels like something is missing.
This made it difficult for Yu Tansho to even pass the assessment for an intermediate chef.
At this moment, the 'chef system' awakens, and he can travel to various anime worlds at will and simulate the food in them infinitely.
From then on, Tanosho Yu took off and all the state banquet chefs were stunned!
"Are you crazy? You saw a real God of Cookery in anime?"
Lu Changge traveled to a fantasy world due to an accident and became the headmaster of a sect.
But Lu Changge discovered that he was actually a bachelor commander? He was the only one in the entire sect?
what to do?
Just when Lu Changge was in despair, he awakened the system of the ancestor. As long as he accepted disciples and made them stronger, he could also become stronger!
But Lu Changge doesn’t understand cultivation at all and doesn’t know anything. How can he make his disciple stronger?
So Lu Changge had no choice but to fool him.
Just chop the tree roots with the sword and the disciple will learn the peerless sword skills.
Draw a knife mark on the ground to let the apprentice understand the peerless swordsmanship.
Stew a pot of vegetable leaf soup to let the apprentice understand the peerless method of alchemy.
Draw an Olympic ring and let your apprentice understand the peerless formation.
Just by saying a proverb, his disciples can understand the method of divination of good and bad luck.
……
Many years later, these disciples all became peerless masters who were feared throughout the nine heavens and ten earths.
Moreover, Lu Changge discovered that since the empress's disciple became the peerless empress, there was something wrong with the way she looked at him. Could it be that...
This book is also known as: "It's reasonable for a time traveler like me to have a few trump cards", "Because I'm afraid of death, I have to be invincible", "This master is awesome, he really comes to help when something happens", etc.