Zhou Mo sat on a park bench with a cup of milk tea, his mind empty as he pondered over something crucial for a man who had just traveled through time. When would he die? And... who stole his brain? The murderer was very unethical. It was understandable that he dug out his brain, but taking away his eyes as well was too much. So Zhou Mo planned to retrieve his brain before he died completely.
"Sir, could you please take a moment of your time?"
"Please allow me to introduce you to our heavenly father and savior, Zhenyu Tianzun."
Wang Yu promoted himself to passers-by in a serious manner, but unfortunately no one paid him any attention.
Looking at this insincere world, Wang Yu sighed: Since the truth doesn't make sense, he can only take action to rob the faith himself...
As everyone knows, Genshin Impact is a game of love and justice, and Paradox Interactive players believe in love and justice, so everyone who plays Genshin Impact is a Paradox Interactive player (I'm sure of it). "You are the leader of Sumeru, how can you be so shameless?" Ilse said earnestly to the little grass goddess Narcida.
Princes, generals and ministers are passers-by from heaven and earth.
Traffickers, footmen, and pawns are all reduced to dust.
Really, the morning is like blue silk and the evening is like snow, right and wrong, success and failure turn around in vain.
In the thirty-seventh year of Jianwu, Li Ping'an traveled through the Daqian Dynasty and obtained the treasure of merit. From then on, the gears of fate began to turn...
A question:
Suppose you are a contemporary Tianshi.
When you unfortunately learn that there are more than 3,000 monsters living in the city where you live.
You are going to hold a peach wood sword and slay demons and monsters.
Or should I pack up and find somewhere else to live?
Zhou Xuan thought about it again and again.
He decided to "go along with the crowd".
The quiet and peaceful Monster Camp is where the goblins have lived for generations, happily breeding here, living in harmony with the world. Until one day, an adventurer, wielding the Dawn Glaive and with monster heads hanging from his waist, entered, pushing a wooden cartwheel. Sherlock, smiling, declared to the goblins, "Any goblin taller than the cartwheel must die." The goblins responded with a "Gugugugugugu!" (Haha, you fool! How could a goblin be taller than the cartwheel?) Sherlock replied, "If you're all right, let's begin now." With a gentle push, Sherlock leveled the cartwheel. The goblins responded with a "%...&¥%¥!!!" ... [A pseudo-D&N world, slow-paced adventure, featuring both magic and martial arts, and a collection of monster encyclopedias] This book is also known as "The Strongest Adventurer on Earth, a Ruthless Map Pusher," "This Rider..."
[Entry-level character + no male lead]
Transmigrating into a book is a treasure.
Someone transmigrated into a book and became a blade of grass.
Yunxi transformed into a vine.
In the original book, she was cannon fodder who only appeared in two chapters. She was the villain in the hero-saves-the-damsel-in-distress plot. After her death, she was taken back by the popular female lead, dismembered into eighteen pieces, and made into eighteen peace knots to be distributed to her eighteen sycophants.
Yunxi stated, "When it comes to knots, I only do breast nodules."
In order to survive, she chose to move before the plot began, but as a result, the secret realm that contained all her family property and her ancestors for eighteen generations, including her great-grandmother, was confiscated and flew away.
Instead, a man appeared out of nowhere and opened a sack to her: "Don't be sad, from today onwards, I will be your great-grandmother."
Yunxi: ? ? ?
Thus, Yunxi was abducted into the villain's sect in a sack.
...
Demons peek through the window at night, while the Taoist priest sleeps before the temple.
...
That day, the sun set and never rose again.
Kill the White Lotus bandits and inherit the [Liushan Pillar]
Kill the evil sorcerer and inherit the [Spirit Cultivation Technique and twenty years of cultivation experience]
Cut off the Grandmaster's head and inherit [Hundred Years of Life]
…
'With skin and flesh', this is a skill.
"If you behead less than a hundred people, the ghosts and gods will be frightened if you behead more than a hundred people." This is the rule of the industry.
The original body was a capable [executioner], but he broke the rules of the profession and violated taboos.
That night, the bronze mirror cracked, and the window frames were filled with blood-feeding swallows that were eating carrion. The original owner died suddenly and inexplicably.
Mo Saner traveled through time and space.
In the last years of this dynasty when the world was in chaos, evil spirits were rampant, and the people were living in misery, he carved out a path to immortality with his sword, but was eventually surrounded by thousands of evil spirits and his life became a "forbidden place on earth."
PS: [Not a eunuch] [Not Feilufeng]
As an enforcer, Shi Shu transmigrates into the script of Warm Love with a mission: steal the female lead's heart, become her girlfriend, then break up with her. At the same time, she must become the person the heroine will never forget for the rest of her life and act as the greatest obstacle on the male lead’s path to love.
And ultimately, to bring the destined couple back together, she must push the female lead into the male lead’s arms.
So, how does one become unforgettable to the heroine?
Simple: be her first love.
The mission briefing spelled it out clearly—at this point, the heroine hasn’t had a first love yet. All Shi Shu has to do is head down to the countryside on a poverty relief mission and easily reel the heroine in. Especially during the heroine’s most painful, difficult days, all she has to do is use her tricks on her…
Lift her chin, tease her, kiss her, love her. Protect her like a knight guards his princess, step by step helping her rise to the top of the entertainment industry, until she becomes the most dazzling woman in showbiz.
Then, when the mission is complete—success!—Shi Shu begins planning how to quietly escape from Wen Ruhua’s side.
What she doesn’t expect is that the woman beside her has long since been eyeing her with possessive hunger—and has a terrifyingly strong desire to control.
Mini Theater
One day, the system receives a direct complaint from headquarters and nearly explodes with anger:
“Shi Shu, you picked the wrong target!”
“Not only did you flirt with the wrong person—you even kissed the wrong one!”
“Mission accomplished, my ass!”
Meanwhile, Wen Ruhua—who’s supposedly about to be dumped—has a deep storm swirling in her eyes but smiles sweetly:
“Now that you’ve got me, you want to run? Did I say you could?”
After learning the truth, Shi Shu dives headfirst into the fridge:
“Wait, let me find a time machine.”
Outside the story, the heroine says:
“I thought my love would be full of hardship and obstacles. Who knew it would be so easy? Fairy tales really do come true.”
Tags:
[Proximity romance] [Entertainment industry] [Sweet romance] [Lighthearted]
Main Characters:
Shi Shu ~ Wen Ruhua
Perspective:
Multiple POVs
One-Sentence Summary:
Loving you without regret—simply because you’re the one in my heart.
Theme:
Embrace the light, and remain unyielding.
Pairing:
Flirtatious, playful actress (gong) × Scheming, seductive villainess (shou)