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Born on the same day, just seconds apart, he and his brother had been by each other's side since they could remember. Surrounded by villains, instead of running away, he threw punches first. After finally driving the villains away, he carried his brother home, covered in bruises.

His back felt so warm...

"You have so many injuries, doesn't it hurt?"

"Silly little brother, as long as you call me brother, I won't feel any pain at all."

"real?"

"certainly."

...

P.S.: I will try my best to continue writing this book. Of course, I can't predict the future. If the support rate is low, it means I'm not doing well either. How far I go depends on the situation! Similarly, as long as I know you support me, I will persevere! Also, although the protagonist has changed, the early plot, especially the Shrek section, will overlap a lot with the original work. I will omit some parts, copy some parts, and add some parts.

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Main characters: Lu Chenye, Dai Mubai | Supporting characters: Tang San, Xiao Wu, etc. | Others: 1v1 original male lead, other pairings will remain unchanged.

The Great Sun! The Loving Father of Konoha! The Sole Designated Successor of the Thousand Years of Death Technique! "Lord Tadama is a direct descendant of the First Hokage, the eternal sun of Konoha, whose wisdom illuminates the path forward for the ninja world!" "Lord Tobirama, as Lord Tadama's most loyal mentor and staunch supporter, created the 'Thousand Years of Death Taijutsu,' a precious forbidden technique of Konoha that must be passed down and carried forward!" In the fifty-seventh year of Konoha's reign, under the radiant guidance of the Great Sun Lord Tadama, Konoha ushered in a historic turning point. Lord Tadama, with extraordinary wisdom, utilized his advanced bloodline theory brought from the world of One Piece to scientifically demonstrate the inevitability and legitimacy of his succession to the Hokage position. Under the selfless dedication and close guidance of his closest comrade-in-arms and beloved mentor, Lord Tobirama...

Some things we only appreciate after we've lost them. For example, the carefree days of childhood. For example, the love of parents who sheltered you from the storms of life before you became an adult. And for example… the Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon. When the initial ache is gone, and you gaze at the bright, melancholic sun at a 45-degree angle, his… oh no, her breast pain has flowed like a river. In conclusion, this is the story of a hardcore otaku with maxed-out programming skills who transforms into a girl and embarks on a chaotic (and hilarious) adventure in another world. Speaking of which, transformation is one thing (are you sure?), but why is it [Sadaharuwang]?

My name is Chen Wen, a survivor. I've been stranded on a tropical desert island, surviving for seven days in despair before being rescued; I've ventured deep into the primeval forests of the Ailao Mountains, unveiling their mysteries; the giant saguaro cactus fruit in the Sonora Desert tastes delicious; and the giant lobsters of Madagascar are even more exquisite. I've seen the ancient poplars of the Taklamakan Desert, standing for millennia; and I've touched the even more ancient Antarctic ice... Beautiful places are often hidden in remote and dangerous places, inaccessible to those without ambition. Some say I'm the most powerful hunter, conquering the last wilderness of this world; others say I'm the last druid, exploring the harmony between humanity and nature in the wilderness. But I believe I'm just an ordinary explorer, trying to leave my own story on the world stage. In short, welcome to my story—a story about survival and death, hunting and being hunted...

The wicked Xiao Li transmigrates into a book and becomes the vicious princess who is infatuated with the second male lead.

He abused his power to oppress others and seized things by force, so he deserved to be treated coldly and hated. Then he was schemed against and lost his innocence, went into despair, suffered a difficult birth, and even died to benefit others.

It's hilarious, she couldn't stand this pathetic plot at all.

Flip the table! Divorce him! So what if we all die together?

The crazy princess kicked her husband, slashed at the princess, and threw tantrums and acted mad, so everyone avoided her.

later:

The poor young master from a noble family was caught and bullied by her until he was in tears.

The sinister and ruthless chief eunuch knelt down devoutly to put on her shoes.

The young and handsome top scholar was her pen that guided the world.

The mighty and towering war god general was her invincible sword.

Finally, he held absolute power and reigned supreme over the world.

She was born noble and was never anyone's supporting character!

It's a female empress novel, a satisfying read, with a romance plot and children, but the men don't have any official status.

The dream is to cross the dead mulberry tree from the bottom of the sea and witness the storms of the Milky Way.

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The nine provinces and four seas, the Xuanzong Demon Sect, the gods and heretics, and the Pure Land Sangha.

Refining Qi, imparting talismans, taking medicine, divination...

Enter the gate of infinity, wander in the boundless wilderness, shine with the sun and the moon, and become one with the heaven and the earth.

The past is all guests, and we are human beings in this next life.

This time.

I only wish for eternal life!

Having traversed the Panlong Universe's material plane, and with the birth of a supreme god, Xia Er decided to set his sights on Beirut in the Yulan Plane, over a thousand years later. To obtain the supreme godhood from Beirut, Xia Er needed to convince him that as a supreme god, he possessed the ability to protect him. Starting with composite magic, Xia Er embarked on a path of fusing different laws to stimulate the soul's autonomous mutation!

Danyang died unexpectedly after staying up all night to grab a UID for the launch of Juequ Zero. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself traveling to the world of Juequ Zero?!

But fortunately, there is always a way out. After traveling to the Zero Zone, he obtained a system called "The Strongest Honkai Agent Team"!

Simply by accumulating reputation or completing agent tasks, you can redeem rewards or recruit new agents to expand your power!

Danyang: Well then... it's time to bring some Honkai Impact 3rd to Zero World!

[Profits first + decisive killing + dark side + no female protagonist] [Normal men have women but no female protagonist]

Human life is like grass, it devours the source and benefits itself.

What? Fairy has a supreme physique? That's my nourishment.

What? A witch has the ability to cultivate both strength and power? That's my furnace.

What? The Holy Son has unparalleled blood? That's my blood supply.

Lu Jiu has been a human for three lifetimes. In his last life, he created the Blood Path and was surrounded and killed while trying to seize the treasure. His remaining soul travels through this world, determined to get the blood in his hands and the Dao in his heart to seize the supreme Dao fruit.