[I want them all] [Shido gender-swapped Shiori] [Love slice-of-life] [Invincible]

As a typical otaku on Earth, I woke up to an unfamiliar ceiling and the system's voice in my ear, not knowing what to do.

Shiori: You've helped me so much, I don't know how to repay you.

Origami: If Xiaoye-kun wants it, that's fine.

Kurumi Tokisaki: Let me eat you, Yoru-kun.

Note: [We will subsequently travel to other worlds]

Tentative titles: Loli Time, A Silent Voice, The Severing Sins of Separation.

Chobits. Blue Sky.

[Decisive Killing + Sword Cultivation + Invincibility + Revenge + Crazy Sister + No System]

In the world of martial arts, only martial arts reign supreme!

If ordinary people in the world want to practice martial arts, they must first awaken their roots.

Bones are divided into nine grades. Above the ninth grade is spiritual, above the spiritual grade is holy, and above the holy grade is divine!

I am a genius, born with spiritual innate glass bones, but I was plotted against and after the disaster of having my bones dug out, I became a boneless person!

However, although I have no bones, I still want to ask the heaven with my sword and go against the will of heaven!

From now on, I, Jiang Han, will use the long sword as my bones, time and space as my board, the sun and the moon as my chess pieces, and play against the heavens, winning by half a piece!

I want everyone to know that even a mortal body can defeat the heavens!

[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

The day Xu Ziran went from being a successful adult back to a short high schooler, she thought: This has got to be a conspiracy!

But someone who’s succeeded once can certainly succeed again. Xu Ziran rolled up her sleeves, ready to rebuild her business empire. The result——

[Ding——Host is too far from the target individual. Please remain within 100 meters.]

[Ding——Host, your target individual is feeling very upset. Please raise their happiness level above 50 points.]

[Ding——Host, you need rest. If you continue overexerting yourself, you will be forced into a sleep mode.]

What the hell?! Other people’s systems help them reach the pinnacle of life—why is her system just here to cause her trouble?!

In short, it’s the story of a former life winner who goes back in time, sets out to win at life again… and ends up falling in love along the way.

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Important Notes for Readers:

1. As usual, this takes place in an alternate world. If there are any bugs, that’s totally normal.

2. It’s 1v1. A literary, healing-type top student × A fake-loli, cheat-code-using life winner.

3. The golden finger (cheat) sparkles brightly.

4. Updates come before midnight. Any other time is just typo corrections.

5. A slow-burn slice-of-life growth story.

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Tags: Rebirth · Inspirational Life · Sweet Romance

Search Keywords: Main Characters: Xu Ziran, Qiu Yurou ┃ Supporting: Tian Jiaqi, Cheng Haoyan, some classmates ┃ Others: Rebirth, system, childhood friends, school life, striving for success

This book is also known as: Short Stories After the Rain: My Wife Came to My House~ My name is Li Dong, also known as Dongzi. Anyone with this name has read Shao Bai. I also have a nickname, Achou, which was given to me by my family because a humble name is easier to raise~ After graduating and returning to my hometown, I encountered a supernatural event. I was actually attacked by someone who crawled into my bed...

The rain drenches Cole City, and the night shrouds a perilous night. Lin En, the butcher shop owner, awaits his customers in solitude. He is a ghost from another world who died suddenly, yet also a benevolent god reborn. His broth, rich in aroma, warms the heart and nourishes all things. He is uncritical, offering a unique blend of warmth and healing to everyone from ordinary people with dreams to those gravely wounded Extraordinary Ones. When the first customer steps foot into the butcher shop, the fate of the world begins to change. Years later, Lin En asks his most loyal angel to write his biography—claims of a flesh-and-blood evil god and spiritual pollution are slanders leveled by the ignorant. The Great Master is the most benevolent and omniscient deity in the world. His honorable name is Great Love.

Lin Ce returned from rebirth, still a sickly man coughing up blood, but no longer a lamb to be slaughtered. In his previous life, he tore up his marriage certificate and betrayed the swordsman who had fought through the nine heavens for him. In this life, he entered the capital with chess, breaking the game with his left hand to save the Duke's legitimate son, and with his right hand, holding the marriage certificate to enter the Su family's noble family. The entire court mocked him: "How could a useless son of the Lin family be worthy of marrying the head of the Tianji Pavilion?" He chuckled and made his move, using Bianjing as his board and all the people as chess pieces. The Marquis of Zhenbei used the border troops as his weapons? That would uncover the old case of the Grand Canal and cut off his 30,000 cavalry's food and fodder! The prime minister of the dynasty was smiling but hiding a dagger? Let's see whose secret letter of treason was hidden under the skirt of the courtesan of Diexiang Tower! His father was like a tortoise, living in Yuzhou, with a keen insight into the world's situation; his father was like a snake, hiding in the shadows, laying a dense dragon-killing net. When Lin Ce overturned the chessboard, Su Nanqiao overturned the imperial table with a sword: "Wherever my husband points his sword, even the emperor must kneel and listen!"

In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...

Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?

The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.

Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.

Asuka the girl: I don't understand?

All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!

......

By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.

Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?

Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?

Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.

(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)

(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)

In her previous life, she died at the hands of her beloved. Reborn in another world, she wanted to renounce love, but instead fell prey to his romantic affairs. In this life, she hoped for peace, but her useless, evil body brought her to constant trouble! Fortunately, he had her through life and death, honor and disgrace, accompanying her to change her fate! But he became her greatest enemy! Harming my husband, leaving you childless! If you dare to do anything else, I will flatten the world! With her literary skills, she can fight ministers with her sharp teeth, and with her martial skills, she can ride a horse to conquer the world for you! Even a woman can stain the sky with blood, determined to live up to her will and live up to her king!

Upon waking, Zhang Yi discovered he had arrived in a super-dimensional universe. Here, billions of races converge, and countless transcendent paths radiate with brilliance! Cultivation, fantasy, martial arts, wizardry, technology, genetics... everything is available! Each transcendent path holds its own unique wonders! Within Zhang Yi's mind, a portal to all realms exists, connecting parallel universes, both low- and high-dimensional. Thus, among the many transcendent paths, he chose the path of the Creator! Open up worlds, cultivate Dao soldiers, colonize all realms, and give back to himself... Gather the nourishment of all realms to nourish a single world! ......