When a misanthropic writer collides with the world of passionate sorcery, the whole world goes crazy!

I find even living troublesome, yet you want me to save the world?

Osamu Dazai, a bandaged beauty who elegantly contemplates death every day, one day fails in his suicide attempt but unexpectedly finds himself transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Here—

His "No Longer Human" became the ultimate cheat code!

A cursed spirit? It'll vanish into thin air the moment you touch it!

A technique with no limits? It'll fail the moment you touch it!

Two-Faced Sukuna? The old man Sukuna screamed inside Itadori's body: "Get away from me! This madman is acting strange!!"

Gojo Satoru excitedly invited him, "Come be my teacher! Let's rule the world of jutsu together!"

Yuuji Itadori, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Dazai-san! Teach me how to instantly kill a Super-grade Cursed Spirit!"

Fushiguro Megumi questioned her existence: "...Is this reasonable?"

Kugizaki Nobara went berserk: "Where did this cheater even come from?!"

And Dazai Osamu himself—

Sitting melancholy on the rooftop, gazing at the sunset, he sighed, "Alas... even suicide can't be left in peace."

The most insane invader of the sorcery world in history is about to overturn all the rules!

"Your passionate youth? Boring."

"Your lofty ideals? Ridiculous."

"Since you insist on keeping me alive... then let the world go mad with me."

(The characters are severely out of character!!!!!! Please do not enter if you mind)

[Infinite flow][Analysis of cards][Development and upgrade][Brain-burning battle][IQ online][No female gifts][With female protagonist, non-emotional flow]

"Hello host, welcome to the infinite game. Your first card is called [Abandoned Bad Card]."

He could analyze a starting hand everyone declared utterly awful, yet at a glance, he could see millions of possible enhancements! From the novice trial "Dead Rising" to the hellish "The Old Ones," every useless card in his hands could unleash earth-shattering power!

While other players struggle to build their decks, desperately searching for high-rare cards, he's already deconstructing and reassembling every low-tier card, unleashing terrifying power comparable to forbidden cards! You're laughing at my poor start? Yet, I can use a mediocre [Healing Card] to forge a plane-destroying [Virus Outbreak]!

From a penniless wanderer to a master of the infinite cycle of reincarnation, every step is meticulously calculated! Is he the mastermind behind the infinite game? Or is he the savior chosen by fate? When the truth of endless reincarnation emerges, how will he write the ultimate rules of the card world?

[Double Cleansing + Transformation + Yandere Cultivation + Simulation + Lily Sticking]

(The protagonist later transforms into the girl Su Xing~)

Su Qiong accidentally traveled to the world of "Song of the Starry Sky" script.

Also awakened the golden finger - the beautiful life simulator!

Be able to get anything in the simulation from it!

But, how come I turned into a girl in the first simulation! And the simulated me was actually a female ghost!

…

It was not until she completely turned into Su Xing in the simulator that she realized that the self in the simulator had become reality!

What made her scalp tingle even more was that the well-behaved "sister" beside her was actually a hidden yandere girl!

"Sister, can you try running again?"

"Next time, I'll keep you 'fixed' to me forever."

"It's not you, don't mess around!!!"

Transmigrating to the Douluo Continent and becoming Huo Yuhao, he unexpectedly arrived in the Douluo Era 1 and even activated a diary system, earning rewards simply by writing in his diary each day. Originally, he planned to develop his strength discreetly, focusing solely on becoming stronger and building his career. However, as he wrote, Huo Yuhao noticed that all the female characters were acting strangely. Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue were openly and secretly vying for his attention. The Ice and Snow Emperors had transformed into human form, and the dormant Gu Yuena had prematurely awakened, bringing her auspicious beast to his door. Even the three beauties of Shrek Academy had abandoned Shrek Academy, revolving solely around him. Was it them who were acting strangely, or was it him? Xiao Wu: "Yuhao, I'm really not your mother-in-law, please don't call me that anymore!" Qian

(PS: Multiple works with over a million words have already been published, so feel free to read.) (PS: The first instance depicts Journey to the West, the second instance depicts the Conferred Gods Battle between the Jie and Chan sects, and the third instance depicts the War between the Lich and the Wizard.) In the Dharma-Ending Age, spiritual energy gradually revives. With the historical gap in Daxia Taoism, Ren Xing develops "Honghuang" to revive the myth! Everyone treats this game as just another one. Until, a young Taoist priest gains inheritance within it. From then on, the landscape of the world of immortal cultivation suddenly shifts. Kunlun Taoist School. "Wake up, wake up! Everyone, get ready and log in!" an old Taoist priest pointed at the crowd, angrily scolding them. "So many people can't even handle a single horse, how can you sleep at your level?" "Cultivating immortality is like a thousand troops crossing a single-plank bridge!" Someone asked a new generation Taoist master, "Why did you succeed?" he retorted. "Have you seen what it looks like at the second quarter of the Yin hour in Honghuang?" "My friend list is empty. I'm the only one online." "…" "I won't say anymore. I'm going to log in to help a kid steal his father's pagoda." "He promised me that he would teach me how to do anything after I succeed." As the war was about to begin, pairs of arms, some young and some old, rose from the ground. "I will fight for a hundred days and clear the "Honghuang"!" This book is also known as: "How to cultivate immortality without playing games?" "Designated cultivation materials of the Daxia Taoist Association" "Saint? If I call you, do you dare to show your health bar?"

Awakening from a dream, Lin Hanzhou found himself transported to a perilous world of cultivation, teeming with demons and monsters. He possessed pseudo-spiritual root talent, no background, and no resources. Living in Qingshan Market, under the jurisdiction of the Qingyun Sect, he was told that demons ravaged the area outside, and leaving the territory meant certain death. Furthermore, he had to pay a substantial market tax annually, or he would be expelled and become prey for monsters. Fortunately, he awakened the Hextech Panel, triggering choices each time he broke through a bottleneck. First choice: [Best Friend: In the planting phase, placing two plants adjacent to each other grants a 12% increase in growth speed and a 12% increase in survival rate] This was to help him cultivate spiritual plants faster and solve the market tax problem. Second choice: [Placebo+: Immediately gain 15 spirit stones, increase the cultivation speed of Qi Refining stage techniques by five times, and increase the power of techniques by five times] Among cultivators of the same level, who could rival me? When Lin Hanzhou was surrounded and in dire straits, he faced his nth choice: [A hard promise: to bind himself to an ancient powerful being through karma, granting them a favor in exchange for ten ancient immortal crystals.] With karma binding him, the roles of hunter and prey were instantly reversed. This time, it was his turn to confront them. "Where's your previous arrogance? Why are you running away!"... Several years later, Lin Hanzhou stood alone across eternity, at the pinnacle of immortality, looking down upon all living beings. "I have no extraordinary talent, just a bit of good luck."

Reborn on the very first day of the groundbreaking online game "Cataclysm," Lin Fan activates the mysterious talent [Infinite Affixes]! He starts with a beginner's wooden sword, which surprisingly comes with the [One-Hit Kill] affix? Killing chickens yields a divine skill book, granting his normal attacks a 100% tearing effect! While everyone else is desperately fighting for a single purple-tier item, he's already become a walking, talking calamity, thanks to his set of equipment with upgradable affixes. In this life, he's determined to make up for all the regrets of his past life!

Fresh off the heels of World War III, Orochimaru, one of the heroes of the war, is embroiled in a human experimentation scandal. Jingu Ming, having agreed to join Orochimaru in rebellion, suddenly changes his mind. "Akira-kun, didn't we agree to become rebel ninjas together?" "Sorry, I'm the Hokage." "...When did you become Hokage?" "Now," Jingu Ming snaps his fingers. Divine Art: Omnipotence!! "Orochimaru, who am I now?" "Yondaime!!"... Simply put, this is the story of how the time-traveling Jingu Ming awakens his divine art, rewriting everyone's perception of the ninja world and becoming its greatest culprit. And now that he's become Hokage, he naturally has to guard against a potential counterattack from the future protagonist. Kuyukina, Mrs. Mikoto, it's time to call me "husband."

(System flow + cognitive dislocation + skill fusion + reversal of tragedy + parallel time and space)

Chiba Xuanyi traveled through the Naruto world, but was bound to a stubborn "alien system" that firmly believed that this was a world under one person!

"Chakra? This is called innate energy!"

"Ninja? This is an alien organization!"

"The tailed beasts? They're obviously fairy spirits!"

Faced with the system's outrageous misjudgment, Xuanyi can only bite the bullet and practice "Threefold Reverse Rebirth" in the Naruto world, use "Tongtian Lu" to draw sealing techniques, and use "Kushi Senteng" to fight against the Impure World Reincarnation.

What's even more outrageous is that all the tasks issued by the system are messed up:

Save Hatake Sakumo? "Stop the Eight Great Techniques Inheritor from Committing Suicide"

Change Nohara Lin's fate? "Intercepting the Medicine Fairy Society's human experiments"

Chunin Exam? "Rakuten Daijo Preliminary Tournament"

When the system unlocks the "Parallel Spacetime Rescue" function, Xuanyi is forced to travel through the various tragic nodes of Naruto:

Watch the ending of Naruto vs. Sasuke in the Valley of the End

Watch the finale of the duel between Hashirama and Madara at the Valley of the End

Save Jiraiya in the battle with Pain

Used to save Neji's life during the Ninja World War

Save Uzumaki Naruto's parents during the Nine-Tails Rebellion

Get rewarded and become a world changer.