Chinese teacher: "Please summarize the main idea of ​​this article."

Chinese class representative: "Through the author's description of the protagonist's multiple love stories, he explains to readers the true meaning of love. True love isn't about romantic moments, sweet words, or luxury cars and mansions, but about sharing joys and sorrows in the face of adversity, and supporting each other through the daily grind of life."

Political Science Class Representative: "Through his description of the protagonist's career as a profiteer, the author shows readers the turbulent changes in the world since the 1990s and bears witness to the great rise of our motherland over the past 30 years."

Math class representative: "The numerous instances of the protagonist making calculation errors in the text fully prove that the author's math must have been taught by a physical education teacher."

English class representative: "The author's protagonist, while traveling through Eastern Europe, repeatedly encounters setbacks due to language barriers, which fully demonstrates the importance of learning English."

A poor student, after waking up, lit a cigarette and expressed his objection: Why think so much?

I lived a very tiring life in my previous life, and I just want to live a carefree and happy life in this one.

After traveling through a parallel world, Chen Mu woke up in his family's ancestral tomb, with a stunningly beautiful campus beauty by his side.

Behind him, a beautiful female zombie is chasing him relentlessly.

At the critical moment, bind the system.

Start,

The Golden Light Mantra is complete!

Black gold ancient sword!

The sixteen-character secret technique of Yin and Yang Feng Shui!

Completing the initial mission will reward you with Qilin bloodline and Fenghou Qimen...

The tomb is dangerous! ?

Oh!

It doesn't exist!

Following Chen Mu's series of actions, the school beauty Ye Jin affirmed: "You are definitely a tomb robber!"

When the archaeological team and the police surrounded Chen Mu...

Chen Mu directly threw out the family tree: "What tomb robbing? I'm here to repair the ancestral tomb!"

Another perspective:

I have seen many tomb robbers, and I have also seen many people from the archaeological team. Chen Mu has nothing to do with either of them. He... is a brutal bandit!

Big Zongzi: I had just stepped out of the coffin when I was slapped twice. I clearly remember he only said two words... Robbery!

Queen Jingjue and Queen Mother of the West: He said he wanted to talk about ideals and life, on that dark and windy night...!

Weird Red Snake: I never knew I was such a delicacy!

…

Reborn as Lu Mingfei, awakening a simulator. At this time, Lu Mingze was still unconscious, and Chu Zihang had just exited the overpass. Everything was still in time. Lu Mingfei left the literary society and officially activated the system. He started the simulation; the first world was *Under One Person*, but it was a bit early. [Apprentice to Zuo Ruotong, cultivate the Reverse Life Triple Stage, and help Zuo Ruotong cultivate Innate Qi.] [You have reached the destiny node. Do you want to save and return your cultivation?] "Save and return!" [Ding! This simulation has been saved. You have obtained the Reverse Life Triple Stage cultivation and the Innate Qi refining method.] Lu Mingfei used Innate Qi to heal himself and the three royal siblings, completely controlling the Snake Clan. Herzog: "Who are you? How could you possibly cure a split pons alchemy surgery!" Lu Mingfei: "Innate Qi, you bastard!" Lu Mingfei began to build his own dragon-slaying organization, Chu Zihang...

At the end of the Great Yu Dynasty, the world was in chaos.

The Brightness Cult of Xizhou has resurfaced.

Nine rebel kings decisively defeated Zhongzhou

The wild men from beyond the Great Wall, having prepared for twenty years, stormed in and swallowed the world whole.

The remnants of Yu Ting's forces huddled in the southwest, barely clinging to life.

A soul from the new world merged with a centurion of the Blackwater Guard of the Great Yu.

The world is not yet settled...

...

There's already a million-word masterpiece, "Heroes of Might and Magic: Knights," which can be a good read for those looking for something to eat.

Qin Xiaofan, a mecha pilot from the new era, transmigrated to the world of Journey to the West. This should have been a joyous occasion. However, he ended up as a flea… [Ding! God-level Evolution System activated!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, first successful evolution, gaining immortality!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for incorporating a trace of Golden Cicada's essence blood, gaining +3 Comprehension!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for obtaining one of the Thirty-Six Heavenly Divine Abilities: Five Elements Great Escape!] [Ding! You bit Chang'e, and the Jade Emperor is very angry!] … Qin Xiaofan was excited, but also troubled. How could he keep a low profile after such a commotion? His strength wouldn't allow it!

Peaceful life is gone, and the future is a sea of ​​blood filled with killing and death...

Without any preparation, who brought me into this world?

Infinite terror, endless reincarnation, where is my way out?

The great power in the dark, you are my ultimate enemy!

Heads! Tails! Lord! Gaia!

In your eyes, I am just an ant...

If I don’t want to die, I can only evolve desperately!

Go ahead! One day...

I will stand on a higher peak than you!

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"How shameful! Absolutely shameful!" "Yes, the Eight Leaves One Blade Style has a curse that brings misfortune to wives and friends. It's one thing to bring misfortune to your own wife, but to bring misfortune to someone else's wife? What kind of nonsense is that?" "And you call yourself the Imperial Peach Blossom Sword, and you even became a Sword Saint? You're so pathetic! Don't you think so, Rean Schwarzer?" "Ugh, I can't stand it anymore. Here are two gifts, and I'll give you one more chance. Go back in time and create a different future." Someone said this...

When I woke up, I found that the entire residential building had traveled to the primitive mountains of a world of beast-taming civilization.

Awaken your talent for hard work, and you will reap rewards as long as you work hard to tame beasts.

I never cheat, I just rely on hard work.

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Cat breeding group: 979322409

[Biohazard apocalypse + ruthless hoarder + violent aesthetics + incredibly powerful cheat ability!]

This is a song Jay Chou wrote when he was young, after being stood up by a girl he asked to go to the movies, which sparked the apocalypse...

In this apocalyptic catastrophe, only people with blood type O can survive!

Lü Shuai: I have type B blood, so why am I still alive?

Limitless Devil Sect is just a second-rate sect of the Devil Dao. There are countless devil cultivation sects in the Tianxuan Continent, where being a second-rate sects is basically the same as being unknown to the world, but Ding Hao's entry in the Limitless Devil Sect has led all of the world's dao sects and demon sects to remember this inferior Devil Dao small sect!

Ding Hao also became the first person in 5,000 years of the Limitless Devil Sect to be crowned with the title – Limitless Devil Monarch!

The Devil Dao is known for its truly fast cultivation speeds, yet the Limitless Devil Merit cultivation technique is not only incomparably slow in the eyes of the Devil Dao, but cannot even compare with the speed of the orthodox cultivator's techniques. Not to mention the power, as even most of the Limitless Devil Sect's disciples themselves have already switched to other techniques, but Ding Hao has increased the cultivation speed of the Limitless Devil Merit by more than a hundred times, and has rising up to pierce the heavens of the Devil Dao.

Ding Hao is a person who is ruthless, cold and bloodthirsty, bold, but also strong-willed, deliberate, cunning as a fox, is definitely a good candidate for demon cultivation ah!