The hard work of life, the careful calculation of cultivation, the increase and decrease of mortgage interest and Dantian Qi.

Only the beef soup at the street corner food stall at midnight, mixed with the smell of sweat and rust from the body-building equipment, can taste the hot life of grassroots warriors - after all, the desire to reach the pinnacle of martial arts must first survive the Huabei repayment date next month.

The 27-year-old genius beauty doctor Xia Qing died suddenly in the operating room!

She was born again!

Reborn in the ward she knew best.

Reborn on a 200-jin (pounds) mother.

A 17-year-old woman who died of pain during a cesarean section without anesthesia

There is nothing good except being young.

How can Xia Qing bear this?

Revenge, weight reduction, and grabbing the sweetheart of the scumbag by the way, really fighting against the heavens and people, the joy is endless!

Little theater: “Have you heard? President Pei has a child out of wedlock and is about to get married!”

“Who did you marry? Who did you marry?”

“That fat guy from Nancheng Lin’s 200!”

“Is the second young man crazy?”

“Eating pork is popular among rich young masters these years?”

Lin Xiaqing looked sideways, “Do you think I’m fat?”

Pei Zhengnan looked at the plump woman, “Not fat, it feels just right.”

Assistant: President Pei, can you take you to the ophthalmology department?

As the summoner of [Storm Fury Janna], Li Wei, who has traveled to the world of LOL, needs to help this withered goddess re-develop believers and spread faith in order to restore her great power as a god.

So, after Li Wei's efforts to preach, after a while...

An atheist visits Zaun and encounters the goddess Janna.

The atheist exclaimed: "My God, Master Janna, you are so real? There really is a God in the world!"

Janna said, "Number one, there are indeed gods in the world."

"Second, you should call me Davarish..."

[Based on the special episode + no female lead + Plants vs. Zombies + some random stuff]

What?

Grass is the weakest attribute?

How is that possible?

7 attribute restraint?

Sorry, times have changed!

I'm a researcher for Team Rocket, specializing in the breeding of special Grass-type Pokémon!

Let me tell you what the true direction of breeding grass-type Pokémon is!

————

Dai Zhan looked at the script in his hand and the grass-type elves in front of him, then looked at the zombies outside the door...

Did you really get the right script?

Is this a dream?

The third year of Wanli’s reign, in spring.

The Grand Secretary Zhang Juzheng reinstated the practice of keeping the Veritable Records (Qiju Zhu), assigning the duty to the Hanlin historians on a rotating basis.

From that moment on—

Shen Nian, third-ranked Jinshi from the year Xinwei of the fifth Longqing reign, Bachelor of the Hanlin Academy, Compiler at the Hanlin Court, Zhang Juzheng’s most outstanding disciple, and lifelong nemesis of the Wanli Emperor,

—thus began his career as court chronicler.

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That day, the young Wanli Emperor got drunk and missed an imperial lecture.

Shen Nian straightened his back and wrote:

“His Majesty, drunk, missed the imperial lecture. The Empress Dowager and the Grand Secretary rebuked him sternly, even speaking of dethronement.”

That month, a large number of eunuchs were appointed as mining and tax commissioners, extorting wealth from the people.

Shen Nian raised his chin and wrote:

“Before the throne, I declared: ‘The disasters of monopolies and mining taxes are entirely the Emperor’s fault.’”

That year, the Wanli Emperor neither performed the suburban sacrifices, nor paid respects at ancestral temples. He refused audiences, ignored memorials, and ceased court lectures.

Shen Nian and his fellow historians cried aloud:

“Better to die speaking than live in silence. The greatest honor of a court historian is to be killed by the Emperor.”

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Shen Nian said:

“I must be ill. I can’t sleep at all.

I have contracted Zhang Juzheng’s illness—the burden of holding up a collapsing sky—

but I was not destined for Zhang Juzheng’s fate.

In a daze, I saw the Grand Secretariat reduced to two people:

one drafting memorials—that was me;

one issuing imperial replies—that was also me.”

Death is only the beginning….

He is the boss of a small bar. Despite his gentle and amicable appearance, he is actually cold and detached. He was born with the ability to communicate with spirits but sealed it away, unwilling to get involved with the supernatural.

She is a rather unqualified lawyer. Timid as a mouse yet hates evil with a passion. Her birthdate is inauspicious but she’s also blessed by Buddha.

A weird and bloody case forced them together. Her cases grew more and more dangerous while his sealed abilities awakened and grew stronger. They were initially repulsed by each other, which turned to understanding, getting along, cooperating, and finally a mysterious yet fierce attraction. With the help of a friend, the two of them solve the city’s horror stories one after the other.

Having transmigrated from being a twenty-eight years old female forensic doctor, into a Hua Mulan that had taken off her armor and now returned home, He Mulan expressed there was quite a lot of pressure.

And completely unlike the ending of the story, there weren’t any fresh flowers and there weren’t any applause. The already thirty years old Hua Mulan, who returned home after removing her armor, was already a monster in the rumors around the countryside.

She was a mix of Xianbei and Han Chinese, her height was tall, her appearance not at all beautiful, her temperament was cold, her strength without a comparison. She had even killed before, wielded a saber before, and had the reputation of eating at the same table, living under the same roof as men for twelve years. She had long been prepared for a lifetime of loneliness.

The line she used to refuse the emissary from Rouran, as well as the requests of her relatives: “My menses never came before”, had further become the original sin of her failure at being a woman.

The He Mulan who’d been defrauded by the villagers until she wanted to vomit blood, resolutely stated:

If she could do it again, she’d definitely conceal her identity, accept the position in the bureaucracy, get a promotion, raise her salary and reach the pinnacle of her life.

In any case, she wouldn’t stand for this extreme suffering!

【No system + steady + decisive killing + inhuman】

Yin Shou traveled through the Conferred God Emperor Xin, and then found that all the gods and Buddhas in the sky were old silver coins! He racked his brains to calculate him!

Yin Shou was a little panicked, but fortunately he was an idea king!

He whitewashed Nuwa at the beginning, and hugged her thighs with confidence!

One hundred thousand slaves were sacrificed to open the Netherworld Passage, and then hugged Pingxin's thighs!

Save Jingwei and Nuba, awaken the law of words, and confer the gods of humanity!

Zunti wants to plot against him?

Yin Shou backhandedly decreed that Western religion was a pagan religion! All those who believe in Western religion are obscene worship! The human race is not destroyed, and Western religion will not flourish!

Taiqing Laozi also wants to intervene?

That's great, Yin Shou will abolish the human religion with one decree! Gather the luck of the human race! Awaken the human emperor to kill the true body!

Yuanshi Tianzun raised the banner of Heavenly Dao, established Zhou and destroyed Shang?

Yin...

You are right, but this is the BOSS of Novice Village.

A wandering doctor with 300 vitality, 400 agility, and 500 charisma.

He can knock sap, dig graves, and suppress ghosts.

The spear throwing is super accurate, it doesn't even have a cooldown time, and it consumes no magic power.

As a game producer and publisher, he can travel back to the real world at any time to check the players' plots against him, and he develops faster than the players.

Then, even though I don't know how to use it, I can block 100% of other people's throwing items by just setting up my two swords.

Then there are cramps, spasms, toothaches, little toes hitting the wardrobe, and a series of vicious curses that are hard to guard against.

In short, there are no normal skills! ! !