Ever since the Chaos Gods launched a new round of their "Great Game" in the World of Warhammer Fantasy, the infamous shithole universe of Warhammer 40K—already renowned across the Sea of Void as the "Chaos God’s Sewer"—officially earned itself a permanent blacklist from all civilized realities. Why? Too many demons. Too many cultists. Too much bullshit.
The God-Emperor of Mankind, suffering collateral damage, wasn’t just blacklisted—He also found Himself locked out of the Warhammer Fantasy world by the Four’s paranoid blockades. No more "borrowing" resources. No more easy wins.
So what’s a tired, golden-skinned overlord to do?
Start spam-fishing.
The Emperor began hurling isekai’d outsiders through the Warp like junk data, hoping some poor sucker would take the bait.
Enter Li Wei, a dude from Earth who just got his "resident permit" revoked by reality itself.
Now, stranded before a kaleidoscopic abyss of screaming souls and warp-storms, he has two choices:
Die horribly.
Become the God-Emperor’s newest (and most unwilling) "Vanguard of the Heavens."
(Spoiler: He doesn’t get to pick.)
“I know you, Lappland. You’ve made your fortune in Lungmen and are living a good life. Texas and Exusiai are protecting you. You don’t need me as a friend.” “But now you come to me asking for my help. What did I do wrong to make you disrespect me like this?” “You won’t even call me Godfather anymore.”
[A slapping, heartwarming story, scumbag abuse, and a sworn enemy transformed into a sister] After being murdered by a vicious female enemy in her previous life, Wen Ruxin was reborn as a newborn baby girl. She initially hoped to cultivate peacefully so she could return for revenge, but her sister was restless and had been plotting to take her life from the moment she was born.
So, Wen Ruxin embarked on a daily regimen of beating her sister, cultivating again, and then beating her sister to accelerate her cultivation.
But she never imagined that her scumbag father, who had been missing for so long, would use her and her sisters' spiritual roots to give to his mistress. To do so, he murdered their mother and forcibly seized their spiritual roots. Could she
tolerate this?
Of course not!
She allowed her father to be attacked by the formation, causing his cultivation to regress step by step, with his injuries failing to heal.
She had assumed that only by strengthening her cultivation could she destroy the scumbag father.
[Dragon Clan + Star Iron Character + Multiple Destinies], [Hot Blood], [Make Up for Regrets], [Decisive Killing]
Chen Xin traveled through the dragon world and became a neighbor of Xia Mi and a super good friend of Chu Zihang.
After the college entrance examination, he accidentally entered the [Starry Sky Train] and obtained the [Anonymous Guest Template]!
As long as you complete specific events, you can get [Star Track Special Ticket] and draw the fate and abilities of the characters in [Honkai Impact 3rd]!
You asked me if there was an Achievelli on the train?
He told me his name was [H]!
However, Chen Xin had seen through everything long ago. He frowned and found that things were not simple!
What H? It's clearly [Aha]~
H asked: Did you draw a 4-star character or a 5-star character?
Answer: I drew the Happy Star God~
H asked: Do you want to date Chen Wenwen or have a secret relationship with Liu Miaomiao?
A: You can’t choose Nono, Zero, or Mai Sakura… (nonsense)
Finally, my name is Chen Xin, and I am always honest.
When Lorne opened his eyes, he found himself reduced to a harmless household robot, a "common seat" in the goblin lair! The bad news: his combat skill list contained only [Whirlwind Cleaning] and [Garbage Collection]. The good news: when he traveled through time, the familiar game panel also came with him, and he also inherited the invincible class [Mechanic]. Even better, his core household skill, [Garbage Collection], mutated, allowing him to not only break down debris but also extract rare materials from all kinds of trash! The rusted swords of goblins, the hardened skeletons of monsters, and discarded ancient magical devices—what others consider trash—become Lorne's precious reward material library. One day, the future hero Alice is pushed into the goblin lair by her accomplices. Lorne decides to use the [Robot Doll Conversion Device] to...
"The First Heaven-Devouring System of All Time" is an oriental fantasy system novel.
The protagonist Lin Feng, who failed to awaken his soul, counterattacks and activates the "Heaven-Devouring Divine Vein System" to start the road of devouring evolution.
— Spreading madness in exchange for divine power; I worship ancient gods in the modern city.
Li Yunfeng's life was originally like a cup of weak tea, until he bought a strange black game console at a flea market.
That night, the screen lit up, and a whisper echoed in my mind:
The cognitive artifact "Whisperer" has been activated.
[Initial task: Hum this "pleasant melody" to the three people]
[Failure Penalty: Permanent Cognitive Impairment]
He did as instructed.
The next day, the three colleagues began frantically dividing everything—cactus thorns, reports, even mobile phone screens—precisely into two halves.
He received his first blessing: "The art of cooking divided into two parts."
—It turns out that he wasn't bound to any legitimate system at all, but rather to an evil worship system that required him to "spread madness" in exchange for "offerings" and power from unspeakable ancient gods.
From that moment on, his life spiraled completely out of control:
The hummed melody plunges one into a bizarre and obsessive state;
The exchange abilities are all increasingly bizarre.
Colleagues, families of cultivators, government "relevant departments," multinational giant "Faith Technology"... all regarded him as a "source of pollution";
But the real threat goes far beyond that—
Beyond the starry sky, the ancient rulers are slowly awakening;
Behind the system lies a millennia-old game of chess between ancient gods;
He is both a pawn and the one who is about to overturn the chessboard.
This is a path to godhood from which there is no turning back.
—It is also a final war for the survival of civilization.
The ball cuts through the sky, and dreams begin in the center circle...
Is Devil's Name the strongest team?
Barefoot is the champion?
If Barefoot is the champion, then what am I? Qianlong cannot display his true strength in Gao Xun's hands.
Purgatory: No striker can score into my goal, except Qianlong's super flame shot which can arouse my interest!
Youming: It’s a million years too early for you to save my shot!
Bai XiaoHu has been a nine-tailed fox since birth and is always proud of her nine big and fluffy tails. However, when she was going through ‘heaven’s test’, the judgmental lightning burned all nine of her tails, leaving her with an empty back.
Bai Xiaohu was shocked, devastated, and raged; she has no choice but to look all over the world trying to find a way to grow her tails back.
Then she suddenly recalled that she once encountered a poor little white kitten several hundred years back, and to help him become enlightened, she offered him fur from each of her nine tails, helping to cultivate him into a nine-tail cat. Since his tails came from hers, if he is willing to give her one tail, she can attach it back to herself!
Thus, she started looking for that nine-tailed cat everywhere, only to find out he isn’t a part of the heavenly court and instead reincarnated into a human and had gone through several lives in the mortal world. In addition, the moral world he is now in is raging evil energy, which will cause it to collapse soon.
As the leader of the No. 1 mercenary team in the ‘last days’, Lu Ye was always respected and feared by everyone up until a little girl joined his team.
The little girl looked quite delicate, but super empowered when beating the zombies. Lu Ye’s only problem is that she keeps staring at his butt.
Couldn’t bear it anymore, Lu Ye cornered the girl: “What are you looking at after all?”
But who would’ve expected the girl to suddenly burst into tears: “Where are your tails?”
[Metaphysics + Live Streaming + Thrilling Read]
The metaphysical master Yan Qiao was ambushed and transmigrated into a mystical artifact (a mobile phone) in the Xuanyuan Kingdom, becoming a virtual idol.
You start with just a mobile phone; from then on, you're entirely on your own.
Want to materialize your beliefs? Then just stream metaphysics to gain people's faith!
A child has been missing for months? Yan Qiao can calculate the house number where the child is hiding!
Is her own daughter possessed and eating raw meat? Yan Qiao remotely performs a hand seal and roasts the demon on the spot!
Fans lamented being harassed by a midnight phone call? Yan Qiaoling used divination to solve a 20-year-old cold case!
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In the Dharma-ending Age, the supernatural cultures of various countries are developing rapidly. The Onmyoji of Sakura Capital are eyeing us covetously from across the river, the magicians and witches of the Northern Snow Kingdom are on the verge of war, and the merfolk by the sea live in Buddhist seclusion.
Only the metaphysical culture of the Xuanyuan Kingdom gradually declined, and was even disliked by its own people for being old-fashioned.
Yan Qiao: Stiff? Is there some misunderstanding? Let's all get hyped!
Metaphysics is invincible and unstoppable!
Add technology, and I'll be the daddy!