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[This novel will be available for purchase on Friday, March 4th, with a 10,000-word chapter dropping then~] Shi Qian Gai transmigrated into an ancient world of cultivation, where the methods of cultivation were quite magical. Only words could communicate with heaven and earth and attract spiritual energy, thus every high-level cultivator was a literary master. She transmigrated into the body of a third-rate storyteller cultivator, destitute and starving, with her masterpiece, *The Golden Plum of the Immortal Palace*, on her table. Former online novelist Shi Qian Gai: "..." Can't write anymore, let me try a different approach.jpg Ten days later, on a dark and windy night, a novel in chapters was quietly published, standing out among a sea of ​​elegant titles— *The Fake Heiress Ascended Successfully After Being Rejected from Her Engagement*. The cultivators were greatly shocked: "Gimmicks, utterly vulgar!" "Even if I perish, even if I jump off this cliff, I won't glance at this kind of novel!" * Shi Qian Gai became famous overnight and embarked on the path of immortality. However, as her cultivation level increased, she encountered more and more strange readers. A genius cultivator from a renowned family read her cultivation novels and sought her advice on cultivation secrets; the elderly leader of the top sect read her detective novels and asked if she could help solve cases; the Holy Maiden Chief of the Hehuan Immortal Sect read her romance novels and consulted her on the tricks of love… Shi Qian Gai didn't think a multi-talented author was a good cultivator; she'd take any job if the money was right! * Later, the cultivators who boycotted Shi Qian Gai said, "Actually, Shi Qian Gai's novels aren't without merit…" "Ahem, what you say makes sense. Three thousand words a day, I can't do that." "I was careless last night and stayed up all night reading… Damn, it's so good!" Shi Qian Gai? You wait, I'm going to stop updating tomorrow. #IWantToCultivateImmortals,WriteThreeThousandWords# #NoAbandoningReaders,BoundlessPower# #Me,OnlineNovelAuthor,AscendingToCenterRank# ①Female protagonist leveling-up story, writing + cultivation + daily life, male protagonist appears later; ②A strange and wonderful cultivation world, my own worldview; ③Daily updates, after VIP chapters, the author will definitely update more than the female protagonist (doge). 【Female protagonist pre-order "I Scared the Entire Interstellar Space with Three Sentences"】 Shang Jingyan transmigrated to the interstellar space and found it to be a strange world. The literary works here are prosperous and diverse, but there are no "dark" elements. Everyone is love-struck, indulging in sweet dreams and pink bubbles. System【Your mission is to become a literary master, collect heart points~ make everyone's heart beat faster for you!~】 Former horror film director Shang Jingyan confidently【No problem.】A few days later, a holographic movie called "After Marrying the Evil God" was released, with the evil god jumping out on the screen at the beginning, a bloody escape in the middle, and an indescribable ending. —According to statistics, all the viewers who stumbled upon this place had their hearts pounding at 180 miles per hour that night. System: [? This is possible?] * Viewer A: "I will only ever love romance dramas... Horror movies are so good." Player B: "I want to conquer the NPCs... You damn evil god, prepare to die!" Reader C: "Novels should be beautiful... Damn, I can't sleep now!" Shang Jingyan single-handedly ignited a space horror craze. —It is said that she could scare the entire galaxy to tears with just three sentences. Movies were made, games were created, and variety shows were directed. Everyone cried while unable to resist reading the dark style, it was so good! * Later generations praised Shang Jingyan like this: "She is the queen of literature and art in the second era of the Star Calendar, leading people to rediscover fear and anger." "She used countless works to tell everyone—" "I will awaken you from your nightmares, please make your heart race and scream!" Theme: Everyone has their own talents, and even if you spend all your money, it will come back.</p>

Song Zhijin worked herself dizzy and fainted from hunger. In a stroke of misfortune, she fell into a river—and was reborn more than ten years into the past.

The good news: she’s now strong, beautiful, and young—she has all the advantages of youth!

The bad news: her family is bankrupt, and the canary she ghosted and dumped in her previous life has come clinging back!

That face she used to love to death now corners her against the wall. One hand lifts her chin, eyes misty, voice pressing hard:

“Jiejie, why did you abandon me?”

Startled out of her wits, Song Zhijin reflexively slaps her.

But instead of getting angry, Jiang Lian lowers her gaze with a soft smile, pressing her cheek into Song Zhijin’s palm, voice full of tender sweetness:

“Jiejie, if you’re angry… it means you still care about me.”

—

As she cautiously mends their delicate, on-thin-ice relationship, Song Zhijin finally becomes Jiang Lian’s girlfriend.

But one morning, Jiang Lian suddenly wakes up—with the memories from ten years in the future restored.

Panicked, Song Zhijin turns to the internet for help:

Help! My ex-girlfriend lost her memory and we got back together… but now she suddenly remembers why I dumped her in the first place! What do I do? Asking online—urgent!

Replies (99+):

“OP… you’re on your own. Good luck!”

[Strange Tales of Rules + National Fate + Live Stream + Contrast] Strange tales descend upon Blue Star, and the Dragon Kingdom suffers repeated defeats, teetering on the brink of destruction. The last chosen one, Lin Feng, is selected to enter the first five-star instance. When the instance environment is revealed, the entire nation despairs. It's… Bear Ridge! However, Lin Feng laughs. "Isn't this 'Boonie Bears'?" "I don't understand bizarre reasoning, but I'm a pro at chopping trees and fighting bears!" [Ding! The Strongest Lumberjack System is bound. Current role: Bald Qiang.] While other countries thought Lin Feng would be chased by strange bears, Lin Feng, rifle in hand, chased after Xiong Da and Xiong Er all over the mountain: "You stinking bears! You dare steal my pine cones!"

[No romantic pairing, primarily Jujutsu Kaisen, but also includes crossovers with other anime, such as the Detective Conan universe and Heroic Spirit Wars.]

[The main career path and growth path ultimately point to the theme: the ultimate goal is for the Heroic Spirit to summon oneself.]

Having traveled back to the Cursed World, Xia Youjie was still alive at this moment, and the Night Parade of a Hundred Ghosts had not yet begun, but the environment of the Cursed World was really not friendly.

Although he was an ordinary person, he was well-versed in books such as the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Records of the Warring States, and the Thirty-Six Stratagems. Xiang Hefeng suddenly had a brilliant idea.

So, when he bumped into Master Xia, Xiang Hefeng calmly smiled.

"Xia Youjie, why don't you consider continuing your sympathetic relationship with Gojo Satoru (in cahoots), working together from the inside and outside (cooperating for mutual benefit), taking down the old oranges, and creating a new world?"

When the summoning failed time and time again, Xiang Hefeng finally understood the principle that it is better to rely on oneself than to rely on others.

Despite being fortunate enough to receive help, he was determined to have his name engraved on the Throne of Heroes.

How can an ordinary person become a Heroic Spirit?

Let's start by changing this corrupt and outdated world of sorcery!

[Dragon clan, Digimon, dragon beast nemesis, you look like a dragon, no sword]

The soul travels through Lu Mingfei, starting with [Dragon Beast Nemesis]

Lu Mingfei hung the claw blade of [Dragon Beast Nemesis] above everyone's head: Line up and don't rush to come one by one. Let me make it clear first, those who confess will be treated leniently, while those who resist will be treated severely.

Lao Tang: Although I am the King of Bronze and Fire, I am actually a good dragon.

Xia Mi: Although I am the king of the earth and mountains, I am actually a good dragon.

Herzog: I... I'm not a dragon yet?

Lu Mingfei: Really? But why do you look like a dragon to me?

Strange beasts descended and humans retreated to the underground city.

Lin Feng traveled through time and got a younger sister.

Log in to the virtual universe and simulate a different life!

Cultivate immortality and cultivate your spirit and soul in the world of immortal heroes.

Practice martial arts in the high-level martial arts world to strengthen your body and blood.

Read books in the world of books and Buddhas, and learn about your fortune and energy.

In the world of witchcraft, exorcising demons and wearing down the sphincter muscles...

Practice spirit, replenish qi and blood, increase luck, and add supernatural powers!

With a chivalrous spirit and tender feelings, would kings and princes prefer to be descendants?

Fairy charm, please accept it, sir~

There is no one like him in the world, look at Lin Feng!

[Slow-burning type + continuous excitement + constant updates + non-toxic points + grand world]

[Enjoy it with confidence, don’t criticize if you don’t like it]

[Multiple female protagonists + system + not saintly + not whitewashing the bad guys] The initial rating is 5.7, it is not a low-scoring work, and it will change every day. In the 15th year of the Republic of China, Ning Xuexiang, the richest man in Tianniu Temple Village, married his daughter, but was picked up by a gangster (a bandit) halfway. Ning Xuexiang was stingy and was unwilling to spend 5,000 yuan to save his daughter. Fortunately, Niu Tianci from Tianniu Temple Village rushed into the gangster's den and rescued Ning Xiuxiu. Ning Xiuxiu married Niu Tianci out of gratitude, and the two worked together to create a future! Protagonists: Niu Tianci, Ning Xiuxiu

As an ordinary urban worker, pressured by my family to get married, I chose blind dates over working like a slave in the big city. I spent 1998 yuan to hire a matchmaking agency, who claimed to be matching me with the best possible match. But my first blind date was a fox demon persecuted by her half-sister, whose tail I accidentally caught… My second blind date was a female cultivator ostracized by her fellow disciples, who insisted on taking me flying on a sword over the sea… This is outrageous! This matchmaking agency is definitely suspicious; they hired two mentally ill people to arrange blind dates! One is a cross-dresser, the other has delusions! Damn it! Refund! Just then, the matchmaking agency arranged a third blind date—[Author of "My Beautiful Teacher," "My Fox Fairy Wife," "My Wife is a Martial Arts Master"...]

Starting with a system, I also became Sato Miwako's biological brother, carrying the name of a legitimate police family. I will never allow the so-called savior of the Japanese police to appear as a detective.

Well, I'm just kidding. I'm going to be accused of being a tax thief again. Every day, there are countless cases brought by the Shinigami elementary school students. Of course, I choose to start a fight. Are you going to fight the Black Organization? I only make a few dollars a month, and I'm drunk like this.

[Oh, by the way, my sister is 28 and still unmarried. It's really a headache.]