I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.

The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.

The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].

I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."

What is it?

"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."

From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—

I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.

The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]

Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."

System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.

Li Lie woke up one morning to find himself the Third Prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace in the Journey to the West world. He declared he didn't want to be someone's mount, eating grass every day. Fortunately, he carried a narration system with him, which he initially thought was a cheat code, but it turned out the system only knew how to criticize him. [On your wedding night, Princess Wansheng abandoned your handsome appearance and fell for the ugly Nine-Headed Insect.] [Your cultivation is inferior to the Nine-Headed Insect's, and you don't have your own weapon. You can't defeat the Nine-Headed Insect with his crescent shovel. No, even if the Nine-Headed Insect had no weapon, you still couldn't defeat him.] [You were furious and wanted to beat the Nine-Headed Insect, but you were beaten up by him instead.] [Princess Wansheng]

The Tower of Babel. A mysterious force calling itself the "Savior Organization" suddenly appears before the world. They capture the followers of evil gods and research mutation technology. They resolve various terrifying natural disasters. They forcibly control powerful figures—hunters, psychics, night watchmen, sinners, witches, dragonborn, vampire queens… forcing them to join the organization as agents. "As expected, everything is under the Savior's control." "I am the vampire queen, I will never submit to you… Damn it! My body won't obey me!" "No! Let me… [Not Wandering]"

My name is Guanglin.

The strongest demon king from another world, as prophesied.

I will roam the world with the power to overturn everything, overthrow the current Demon King's rule, bring all of humanity's kingdoms under my control, and end all conflict...

At least, that's what my family says.

...

Looking at his all-powerful companions who had signed a contract with him, now able to fly and escape anywhere, Hirobayashi, who was weak and breathless after just a few steps, fell into deep thought.

So...

Where exactly does your power come from?!

[Genshin Impact + Diary + Movie Viewing + Redemption + No Angry Strike + Fou Start]

Jiang Chen, who transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, settled in Fontaine and awakened the Diary Prayer System.

Her diary entries revealed that Funina had been carrying the loneliness of five hundred years all by herself.

In an instant, the entire Teyvat was shocked and moved to tears!

Wendy: "It wouldn't be surprising if someone with such artistic talent saved the whole world, would it?"

Zhongli: "By signing the contract herself and upholding it for five hundred years, even if the divine throne no longer exists, she is still a righteous goddess worthy of recognition!"

Lei Movie: "Having endured five hundred years of solitude alone, I acknowledge her eternity. Such willpower can be described as divine!"

Nasita: "Even though the prophecy had already been written, she still shouldered the responsibility of saving Fontaine. You and I both know that she is smart enough to change the fate of the world."

The Teyvat people: "The strategist is putting himself in the game, hoping to gain a decisive advantage over fate!"

Jiang Chen: "Fufu's legs, Fontainebleau's water!!!"

When history becomes legend, when legend becomes myth, when myth has faded and become fragmented, when the dust of time has buried everything, our names, our stories, still spread in the long river of time, like the sun high in the sky, eternally shining on the earth, never to be extinguished. Remember, there was once a group of people who stood tall between heaven and earth, like pillars supporting the sky, never bowing or kneeling to anyone. They held wind and thunder in their hands, they trod on dragons and snakes, they cleaved the earth with their fists, they shattered stars with their palms; they were our ancestors, they shared the same bloodline as us, they called themselves shamans when they walked on the earth, and after they shattered the void, they became shaman gods!

Xiao Xian, the capital's number one lazybones, was mistakenly identified as a "national genius" and forcibly made crown prince by the old emperor after a drunken outburst. Shattered from his dreams of a life of wandering the martial world, Xiao Xian angrily decided to remain lazy to the end, determined to ruin his own position as crown prince and regain his freedom. However, the more he tried to "disrupt" the system, the more unexpectedly he solved court problems, eliminated treacherous officials, won the hearts of the people, and even inadvertently embarked on the path of cultivation. The court officials went from initial heartbreak to astonishment, and finally, a complete "wow!" In the process of "dismantling the empire," Xiao Xian unexpectedly discovered a shocking game of chess between immortal sects and demons hidden behind the scenes, and his seemingly "useless" lazybones physique turned out to be the key to breaking the deadlock. Ultimately, this lazy crown prince, who was only interested in escaping, was forced into a corner by various forces (including his father), gradually transforming from a "national scourge" into a true protector, but his yearning for freedom in the martial world never wavered.

Chu Fan transmigrates into the Resident Evil game world and is trapped inside the Zodiac Train, facing imminent danger.

Fortunately, the monster-slaying and leveling-up system was activated at a critical moment. As long as you fight monsters, you can level up and become stronger, and various equipment and resources will drop randomly.

So he turned what should have been a horror game into a game of mowing grass.

Rebecca: "Wow, that's amazing! That was so cool! He took care of those terrifying zombie monsters like they were nothing!"

William: "Where the hell did this monster come from? It's even scarier than the monsters I created."

Jill: "What a strong man! I like him."

Wesker: "I can't win, I'm outta here."

...

Synopsis: (Space shopping mall + cannon fodder transmigration + alternate history + gossip + career building + military marriage + slice-of-life)

Yang Tao time-traveled, entering the body of a poor little girl in an ordinary working-class family in the 1970s.

It's alright, the large shopping mall she just inherited has also arrived.

Did her own sister orchestrate her going to the countryside?

It's alright, Yang Tao will send the person to the Northwest soon.

Faced with a hypocritical mother, Yang Tao packed her bags and resolutely went to the countryside.

So what if she's a sent-down youth? She'll definitely make a name for herself.

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She thought it was just a simple time-travel story, but who would have thought she was actually a cannon fodder educated youth in the book who never even had a full name until her death?

Yang Tao, who has the script in hand, just wants to watch the drama unfold and make a fortune in silence.

Who would have thought that she would catch a man's eye and develop feelings for him over time?

Small Theater:

I really don't have those feelings for that educated youth who didn't appear in the book.

A male educated youth hiding his military officer identity: ...

[Text 1]:

The ancient woman, Nan Shu, transmigrated into interstellar space and became an ugly and poor interstellar woman four thousand years later, along with a sallow-faced and emaciated little bun.

Nan Shu raised an eyebrow at this: Poor? A bowl of medicinal cuisine sells for tens of millions!

Ugly? One beauty pill and you'll be stunningly beautiful!

Little dumpling? Come on, hold hands, let's explore the interstellar world together!

But hey man, where did you go with your principles? Why are you always bothering that mother and son? [Text 2]

Four thousand years later, in interstellar space, technology has reached its peak, but civilization has declined; Earth has become a wasteland, and Chinese civilization has fallen into silence.

Nan Shu possesses a system and is determined to revitalize China.

Thus, poetry, books, rites, and music reappeared!

Traditional Chinese medicine dietary therapy is all the rage!

Ancient martial arts cultivation shakes the world!

[Culture Section]:

One day, a scumbag woman falsely accused Nan Shu of stealing a family heirloom, an ancient book that had been preserved for thousands of years!

Nan Shu: "How many books did you steal?"

The woman, a "scumbag," said: "Four books! They are: *The Treatise on Calligraphy*, *The Hundred Family Surnames*, *Suitable for Elegant Pursuits*, and *On Calligraphic Creation*."

Nan Shu said casually, "I have ten of each, forty in total!"

The audience: "..."

What happened to the promise that these ancient books were rare and priceless?