What to Do If You are Too Good at Playing Basketball

"Why do you play basketball?"

"Actually, my goal is to become a coach, but I don't seem to have the talent for coaching, so I can only choose to play in the NBA."

"Some people say that you are a soft inside player who can only shoot from the outside."

"Which guy who lost to me said that? I can tell he's a fat guy. Tell him that he will never win the championship without me."

"Why did you skip college and go straight to the NBA?"

"If there was a university in the United States willing to give me a full basketball scholarship, I would not have become the greatest pitcher in history so quickly."