第1章 拼好人的屁股在异世界的树上

The good guy's butt is on the tree in another world

Ed, who has transmigrated to a bizarrely mutated other world, relies on his innate ability to summon "players" from his original world to work for him. He describes his creations as "magical nuclear-powered donkeys"—a concoction of flesh, bone fragments, a nearly complete brain, all held together by vines and infused with a soul from another dimension. He affectionately calls them the "Pieced-Together People."

Just as Ed is planning to relax and let his players do all the work, he discovers that things are taking a strange turn. His players reveal that their own world is being eroded, and even more shockingly, the skills they learn in this game-like world can be used in reality. As nations from their world begin sending agents to learn from him, Ed, who is mistaken for some kind of cyber-instructor, finds himself reluctantly pushed into a position of great power. He exclaims, "How can I possibly take on the role of the Lord of Order? You've all brought me nothing but trouble!"

【第四天灾】【欢乐向】【无女主】【西幻领主种田】【慢热】
“将一团血肉、几根碎骨、大半个完整的大脑用藤蔓相互链接，加点来自异世界的灵魂，就能创造出‘玩家’——一种神奇的核动力驴！”
“当然，我更喜欢叫他们‘拼好人’。”
穿越畸变异世界的埃德靠着自己的伴生能力从老家召唤来了一些玩家为自己打工，就在他打算借此躺平的时候却发现自己的玩家们开始越来越不对劲了……
“什么叫你们的世界被侵蚀了？”
“这里的技能现实中也能用是什么意思？”
“那几个国家，不要再派特工来学艺了，我真不是什么赛博教官！”
“这秩序之主的位置如何使得？哎呀，你们，你们这是害苦了我啊……”