第1章 穿成小宫女

Dressed as a little palace maid

An Jiu was reborn as a little maid in the emperor's palace who wanted to climb into the emperor's bed.

As soon as he opened his eyes, the tyrant stabbed the young maid who seduced him with a sword.

The next day, the tyrant stabbed to death the maidservant who served the concubine.

On the third day, the palace maid who tasted the food for the emperor died of poisoning.

Being a palace maid is a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save more money, cherish her life and stay away from the tyrant.

But at this moment she suddenly heard the tyrant's voice.

"Ahhh, I'm so fed up, so fed up, so fed up. Are all these memorials filled with bullshit? I've already said I don't want to eat peaches, I don't want to eat peaches, I don't want to eat peaches, yet they keep asking me every day, every day, every day."

An Jiu?

"Is the new maid a fool? Standing there like a lamp? Can't you see my neck is sore and come over to give it a massage?"

An Jiu moved his feet and tentatively pinched the emperor's shoulder...

"The snacks in the imperial kitchen are so delicious that I can't even choke. Eunuch Li is blind, why didn't he pour me a glass of water..."

Anjiu moved over and poured a cup of tea...

Gradually, the palace maids and eunuchs of Guanghua Palace discovered that the tyrant's temper seemed to have improved a lot...

The concubines in the harem cried with joy. His Majesty's madness has been cured. Can he sleep with his emperor?

"Am I a stud? You ask me to flip the cards every day. These are human kidneys, not pig kidneys... Speaking of kidneys, I suddenly want to eat stir-fried kidneys..."

So the green card disappeared and a plate of delicious kidneys was served.

An Jiu was promoted from a young palace maid to the head aunt...

One day, the tyrant said, "You are very pleasing to me. Be my woman."

An Jiu found that she could no longer hear the tyrant's inner voice...

安玖穿成了皇帝宫里想爬龙床的小宫女。
一睁眼，暴君将勾引他的小宫女一剑刺了个透心凉。
第二天，暴君刺死了嫔妃身边的大宫女。
第三天，给皇帝试菜的宫女毒发身亡。
宫女是个高危职业，安玖决定好好干活，多多存钱，珍爱生命，远离暴君。
可此时她忽然听到了暴君的心声。
　　“啊啊啊，烦死了烦死了烦死了，这些奏章写的都是狗屎吗？朕都说了不吃桃子，不吃桃子，不吃桃子，还天天问天天问天天问。”
　　安玖？
　　“新来的宫女是傻子吗？杵在那做灯台？没看见朕脖子都酸了，也不知道过来捏捏？”
　　安玖挪动脚步，试探着捏了捏皇帝的肩膀…
　　“御膳房的点心噎死人，李公公瞎了，不知道给朕倒杯水…”
　　安玖挪过去倒了一杯茶…
　　渐渐的，光华殿的宫女太监们发现，暴君的脾气似乎好了许多…
　　后宫嫔妃喜极而泣，陛下的疯病好了，是不是可以侍寝了…
　　
　　“朕是种马吗？天天让朕翻牌子，这是人腰子，不是猪腰子…提到腰子，朕忽然想吃爆炒腰子了…”
　　于是绿头牌没了，一盘美味的腰子端了上来。
　　安玖从小宫女升职成掌事姑姑…
　　某天，暴君说：“你甚得朕心，做朕的女人吧。”
安玖发现她忽然听不到暴君的心声了…