第1章 魔尊屠宗，这正常吗？

The Demon Lord slaughtered the clan, is this normal?

【Chat Group + No Female Lead】
As soon as Chu Mo crossed over, a voice that sounded neither male nor female came from the sky.
"I once said that if anyone hurts her even slightly, I will slaughter his entire clan. Now that this little guy has been injured in your sect, I will slaughter your entire clan!"
The Demon Lord with raging devilish flames stood between heaven and earth, continuously making huge handprints. All his fellow disciples around him were beaten into bear biscuits, and even the sect leader was killed instantly with one move.
Good news: I've traveled through time! I can cultivate immortality!
Bad news: I just crossed over and encountered the Demon Lord Tu Zong! And it was all for a woman!
At this extremely critical moment, Chu Mo was pulled into a chat group.
[I just traveled through time and am wondering how I could, without any resources or background, fight with the Empress at Xuanwu Gate.]
[Same question, I just traveled through time and found out that half of my cultivation was taken away due to a divorce. How can I get it back?]
[I am the emperor, but I am a dog who wins by doing nothing. The female general just said that she will lead an army of 800,000 to ask for an explanation. Please solve it.]
Chu Mo looked at the chaotic messages for help in the group, then looked up at the Demon Lord who was already crazy about killing, and typed silently.
[Complete newbie, asking, now that the Demon Lord wants to exterminate the entire clan for the heroine, how can I survive? Oh, by the way, my cultivation level is at the initial stage of Qi training, while his is only at the peak of tribulation crossing.]
But soon, Chu Mo came up with an idea and became the idea king in the group.
Hey! I have an idea!
Everyone: Let’s do it!

【聊天群+无女主】
楚墨刚穿越，天空就传来一道不男不女的声音。
“我曾说过，谁弱伤她一分，我便屠他满门，而今小不点在你们宗门受伤，我便屠你全宗上下满门！”
魔焰滔天的魔尊立于天地间，不断拍下大手印，身边的师兄弟们尽数被拍成小熊饼干，就连宗主也被一招秒杀。
好消息：穿越了！可以修仙了！
坏消息：刚穿越就遇到魔尊屠宗！还是为了一个女的！
就在这个万分危急的时候，楚墨被拉入了一个聊天群。
【刚穿越，求问，如何能在没有任何资源背景的情况下，和女帝在玄武门互掏。】
【同问，刚穿越得知自己修为因为离婚被分走一半，怎么才能拿回来。】
【我是皇帝，但我是躺赢狗，女将军刚说，要带领的八十万大军来找我要说法，求解。】
楚墨看着群里鸡飞狗跳的求助信息，又抬头看了一眼已经杀疯的魔尊，默默打字。
【纯萌新，问，现在魔尊要为女主屠宗灭门，该怎么活命，对了，我修为足足练气初期，他修为区区渡劫巅峰。】
但很快的，楚墨就有了点子，并一举成为群里的点子王。
诶！我有一个点子！
众人：干了！