第1章 你的统来了！

Your Tong is here!

Ning Zhiyi was reborn in another world, focused on eating melons and making trouble. She accidentally found out that she was a vicious female supporting role. The entire Ning family was cannon fodder. After the whole family was beheaded, their heads were hung in the vegetable market to dry.

Upon hearing the bad news, she sat up in shock from her dying illness and decided to change the tragic fate of her family.

System: Host, I will show you how to eat melons and fly! Look at this bitch pretending to be a saint and killing her sisters, and even eating the blood of the dead!

Ning Zhiyi: Beat her! Beat this virgin bitch to death!

System: The good man Prince An is online to register the wild child as a royal household!

Ning Zhiyi: What a spendthrift! He can’t even be allowed into the imperial mausoleum!

System: The Dali Temple Minister was tricked into falling into a cesspool and drowning!

Ning Zhiyi: Hiss, it’s so strong, I have to eat as much as I want!

System: The eldest princess’s husband is the contemporary Qin Shimei, who killed his wife and abandoned his children and put the blame on the eldest princess, causing the eldest princess to be cursed by the people.

Ning Zhiyi: Kill the scumbag. I say it three times because it’s important. From now on, I will be the princess’s beauty lover.

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Ning Zhiyi ate the melons to her heart's content and was immersed in the ocean of melons. Suddenly, she discovered that the Dali Temple Minister who should have drowned was still alive and well, the little sister who should have been killed by the Virgin Mary became her sister-in-law, and the eldest princess who should have been cursed by the people became her patron saint.

However, she, a vicious female supporting character who should have been reviled, actually exchanged treatment with the heroine. Prince An, the eldest princess, the emperor and the empress doted on her to the sky, and she became the real darling of the group!

Ning Zhiyi: System, what’s going on?

System: Because..., so..., scientific reason!

宁知意胎穿异世，专注吃瓜摆烂，意外得知自己是恶毒女配，宁家满门皆炮灰，阖府被斩首后头还被挂在菜市场风干。
突闻噩耗，她垂死病中惊坐起，决定要改变一家人惨死的命运。
系统：宿主，带你吃瓜带你飞！看圣母婊装模作样害死姐妹，在人死后还吃人血馒头！
宁知意：打！打死这个圣母婊！
系统：大好人安王在线给野孩子上皇家户口！
宁知意：败家玩意儿，皇陵都不能让他进！
系统：大理寺卿被设计掉粪坑溺亡！
宁知意：嘶，好重口，那不得吃到饱！
系统：长公主的驸马是当代秦世美，杀妻弃子将锅甩给长公主，害长公主受万民唾骂。
宁知意：灭渣男，重要的事情说三遍，以后我就是公主的颜狗。
......
宁知意吃瓜吃到飞起，沉浸在瓜的海洋中无法自拔，突然发现本该溺亡的大理寺卿依旧生龙活虎，本该被圣母害死的小姐姐成了自家嫂嫂，本该被万民唾骂的长公主成了自己的守护神。
而她一个本该受人唾骂的恶毒女配，竟然跟女主的待遇对换了，安王、长公主、皇上皇后将她宠上天，她成了名副其实的团宠！
宁知意：系统，这是怎么回事？
系统:因为...，所以...，科学道理！