第一章 坏了！我成鞑子了！ 

Damn! I've become a Tartar!

In 1662, Li Dingguo was nearing death, Zheng Chenggong fled overseas, and even the fugitive Emperor Zhu Youlang was captured and executed by Wu Sangui. But at this moment, a terrifying roar erupted from the city of Kunming. "Two white flags! Overthrow the Qing and restore the Ming!" Jiala Zhangjing Erte raised his arms and shouted. From then on, Kangxi was terrified, and Empress Xiaozhuang urinated. The sky of the Qing Dynasty had collapsed!

公元1662年。李定国即将病死，郑成功远走海外。就连逃跑天子朱由榔都被吴三桂擒拿问斩。可是就在这个时候。昆明城中却发出了一声惊天怒吼。“两白旗！反清复明！”甲喇章京厄尔特振臂一呼。从此之后，康熙丧胆，孝庄尿流。我大清的天塌了！