第1章 全民砍价狂欢夜

National Bargaining Carnival Night

(Urban imagination + male protagonist slapping face + system + hilarious, if you don’t laugh after reading chapter 30, I’ll give you a slap on the face!)

"Have you seen too many false advertisements? Now, they are all true!"

Zhou Yiming, 25 years old, is a migrant worker in Beijing with a monthly salary of 18,000 yuan and a debt of 110,000 yuan. He is bombarded with false advertisements such as "buy a house with 0 down payment", "win an iPhone for 1 yuan", and "beautiful anchors play games with you online" every day, and has suffered a mental breakdown.

Until one day, he smashed his phone in anger and accidentally activated the "False Advertisement Come True System" - from then on, all the deceptive ads, all! Come true!

"Buy a house with 0 down payment?" The black-hearted real estate agent moved into an unfinished building that has been standing for 30 years!

"Win an iPhone for 1 yuan?" 999 real phones were found in the fraud company's warehouse!

"Paying a large sum of money to have a child?" A group of scammers collectively experience the "pregnancy simulator"!

Even more outrageous is——

The system can also be upgraded! When Zhou Yiming discovered that "immortal cultivation advertisements," "interstellar battleship instant kills," and "two-dimensional foil clearances" could also become reality...

All the leeks in the universe started calling him dad!

（都市脑洞+男主打脸+系统+爆笑，看到30章不笑我把脸伸给你打！）
“虚假广告看多了？现在，它们全成真了！”
周一鸣，25岁，北漂社畜，月薪1万8，负债11万，每天被各种“0首付买房”“1元抽iPhone”“美女主播在线陪玩”的虚假广告轰炸到精神崩溃。
直到某天，他怒砸手机，意外激活「虚假广告成真系统」——从此，所有骗人的广告，全！都！成！真！了！
“0首付买房？” 黑心中介自己住进30年烂尾楼！
“1元抽iPhone？” 诈骗公司仓库爆出999台真机！
“重金求子？” 骗子团伙集体体验“怀孕模拟器”！
更离谱的是——
系统还能升级！当周一鸣发现“修仙广告”“星际战舰秒杀”“二向箔清仓”也能成真时……
全宇宙的韭菜，都开始叫他爸爸！