第1章 无人扶我青云志，我自烂泥不上墙！

No one helps me to reach the top, I am just a piece of mud that cannot climb the wall!

[Silly Sculpture + Playing with Memes + Single Female Lead + Sweet Story + Entertainment + Romance Variety Show + System]

Ji Feng traveled through a parallel world and was pulled by the company to participate in the love variety show "Love Loading" on the toilet channel. At the same time, the system was activated!

A dating variety show? Even dogs wouldn’t…shoot it! They’re shooting a high-traffic “sweet” dating variety show!

Partnering with the hidden Sichuan and Chongqing actress Shen Xiazhi, she is known as the program crew's ghost.

Other guest couples have forced personalities, are pretentious, pretend to be sweet, and have scripted romances.

Ji Feng and Shen Xiazhi are a pair who retreat when they encounter difficulties, give up halfway, complain about everything, and stay up late!

Evaluate your partner?

Shen Xiazhi: "Ji Feng is a person with no special features, but he has his own characteristics."

Monsoon: "A skinny little milk dragon, called Agumon for short, but can mega evolve into Kawana Tyrannosaurus!"

What’s your attitude towards filming the show?

Monsoon: "You yearn for poetry and distant places, while we prefer laziness and arrogance!"

Shen Xiazhi: "Put aside your desire to help others, or you will get breast nodules!"

Interaction between couples on the show?

Shen Xiazhi: "At this very second, there are at least 200,000 people hugging each other and 60,000 people kissing each other in the world, and yet you are wearing stockings on your head in the game Rush B! What a pervert."

Monsoon: "If you want to eat a mouthful, just say so."

The next second, Shen Xiazhi: "Hmm~~"

Audience: "Buy it! Scripted romance variety shows are just for fun! Are Ji Feng and Shen Xiazhi serious? CS!!!"

【沙雕+玩梗+单女主+甜文+娱乐+恋综+系统】
　　季风穿越平行世界，被公司拉去参加马桶台的恋综《恋爱加载中》，同时系统激活！
　　恋综？狗都不……拍！拍的就是高流量的“甜甜”恋综！
　　与被雪藏的川渝女星沈夏至搭档，人称节目组鬼见愁。
　　别的嘉宾情侣，硬凹人设、矫揉造作、故作甜蜜、剧本恋爱。
　　季风和沈夏至这一对，知难而退、半途而废、怼天怼地、熬夜不睡！
　　评价伴侣？
　　沈夏至：“季风这个人，没啥特色，但特色。”
　　季风：“瘦瘦小奶龙，简称亚古兽，但能超级进化成川渝暴龙兽！”
　　拍摄节目的态度？
　　季风：“你们向往诗和远方，我们偏爱懒与嚣张！”
　　沈夏至：“放下助人情节，否则乳腺结节！”
　　节目情侣互动？
　　沈夏至：“这一秒钟，世界上最少有二十万人在拥抱，六万个人在亲嘴，而你，却在游戏里把丝袜套在头上Rush B！真变态。”
　　季风：“想吃嘴子就直说。”
　　下一秒，沈夏至：“唔~~”
　　观众：“补兑！剧本恋综就是看个乐呵！季风和沈夏至来真的了？CS啊！！！”