第1章 叔叔婶婶，你们成NPC了？

Uncle and aunt, have you become NPCs?

[Name], [Combat Power], [Bloodline], [Favorability], [Tags]...

When he was eighteen years old, Lu Mingfei looked at the overwhelming intelligence panels and thought he had entered a game world where everyone had become NPCs.

"The good news is the panel is here. All these years of decline have not been in vain. The bad news is also called a panel?"

"Where are the points? Where is the mall? Where is the treasure chest? Where is the simulator card draw?"

"You can't even summon a giant toad, I'll just use the head as intelligence!"

After struggling for a long time, Lu Mingfei found that his combat power was still only five points, and he couldn't even get two hundred yuan out of his pocket. In a fit of rage, he chose to fall asleep, and in his dream he saw that strange yet familiar boy...

"Oh my god, a maxed-out Octathlon boss with a treasure chest... Favorability rating 10??"

Lu Mingfei: "What are you talking about, little brother? Bring it to me!"

…

Two years later, Lu Mingfei's Confession

[Your bloodline is too low, I thought it was Deadpool]

Don’t underestimate my intelligence network

[If you have any questions, please talk to the principal, or find my brother. They are on their way.]

[I'm just a loser, I just want to live]

[My health bar is only 1/4 left]

[The red dot you use when playing StarCraft on the computer is the same as the one on your forehead]

You are right, but Something for Nothing is 100% integrated.

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This book is also known as "I Didn't Want to Slay the Dragon, I'm Just Trying My Best to Live", "My Sickly Brother Has Made Me So Hard to Keep a Secret", "Do You Have Any Idea That Your Dad's Real Name Is Herzog", and "Stop Playing Tricks, Uncle Odin, I'm Afraid I Really Don't Have Time to Play with You Anymore"

【姓名】，【战力】，【血统】，【好感度】，【标签】……
十八岁那年，路明非看着铺天盖地的情报面板，还以为自己进入了游戏世界，所有人都变成了NPC。
“好消息是面板来了，这么多年没白衰，坏消息这也叫面板？”
“加点呢？商城呢？宝箱呢？模拟器抽卡呢？”
“连召唤大蛤蟆都不会，我拿头走情报流！”
折腾了半天，路明非发现自己依旧战斗力只有五点，兜里掏不出两百块钱，他一气之下选择倒头就睡，在梦里见到了那个陌生又熟悉的男孩……
“我勒个八项全能满级幕后宝箱怪boss……好感度10？？”
路明非：“叽里咕噜说什么呢小老弟，拿来吧你！”
……
两年后，《路明非の口供》
【你这血统太低了，我以为死侍呢】
【别小看我的情报网】
【有事跟校长沟通吧，或者找我弟弟，他们已经在路上了】
【我只是个废柴，我只想活着】
【我血条还剩1/4】
【电脑上玩星际争霸用的是红点，你脑门上的也是】
【你说得对，但是SomethingforNothing融合100%】
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本书又名《没想屠龙，只是在用力的活着》，《病娇弟弟瞒的我好苦》，《关于你老爹真名叫赫尔佐格这件事，你有什么头绪吗》《别耍了奥丁叔，我怕真没空陪你闹了》